>sit on toilet and cum in it 1-5 times daily >been doing

>>34889067
Cum cant build up like that.
Right?!?

>>34889067
Cont
I think you can bail out easily

>>34889092
you ever jerked off in the shower and jizzed? you know how much of a cunt it is to get it all off you because the water has caused it to react???

>>34889067
By the time it becomes a solid itll look like piss Anon or some other fucked up shit.

>>34889103
This, if you've jerked off in a bath or something the jizz will take on a more solid state when it interacts with water. In short there could well be a sperm ball hiding in the drain.

>>34889067
>>34889092

Showerjizzers absolutely BTFO

/jizzrag/ master race reporting in

>>34889130
>anon's mom threw tampons down the toilet anon came in
>the sperm ball fertilized the egg
>some kind of fish-child growing in the pipes

>>34889188
You guys may think this guy is joking, but he's not. My dad is a plumber. He aborted hundreds of s-bend babies over his 45 year career. It's seriously fucked up, but it's one of the plumbing industry's biggest secrets. He actually managed to salvage one once. The woman whose toilet it was decided to raise it. Apparently her boyfriend always jacked it before sex so he could last longer. They stay in touch because my dad saved the young boy's life. Kid just graduated high school. He's a little small, but he's a very strong swimmer.

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>>34889067
I sure am glad that I jizz into an old pair of my boxer shorts and then hide them under my bed.

>>34889067
>not using a faptowel
You deserved this

>>34889067
>not mixing fluids with soap
What are you? Soapless? Liquid soap makes the stuff slip and slide like its nothing

/sinkandsoapmasterrace/

>>34889067

I had wet dreams for 4 years and ejaculated in my pyjamas. I always thought it was pee so I didn't mind anything while I gave them to my mom to wash them.

Do you think she knew what it was?
I didn't know how to mastrubate until I was 17.

>>34889130
>mom found the jizz ball
MY SIDES ARE HURTING

>>34889302
fuck off, there is no way this is true
r-right?
>>34889443
kek

>>34889418
Yeah my mom cleaned a few pairs of sticky boxer shorts too before I learned how to do the hand penis thing.

Not for 4 years though, I learned fast because I was tired of waking up in the middle of the night.

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>>34889188
>>34889302
My eyes are tearing, fuck.

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>>34889302
>but he's a very strong swimmer

>>34889418

Of course she did. Your father literally ejaculated inside of her for you to be born. She's probably eaten the stuff, of course she would recognize the smell.

>>34889302
fuck off, how could the baby survive without a placenta

>tfw 20 and still ejaculate in my boxers

mom doesnt know, r-right?

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H-haha ya'll are l-lying right? No way my j-jizz can build up in the p-pipes.

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>>34889130
>when the plumber and landlord find the cum hyper-sphere

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>>34889722
oh she does
she knows...
>when your mom walks past your room and says ''smells like teenage boy in here''

>>34889972
My dad said this to me once and told me to crack a window. I reckon this is the most devastating way to reference masturbation. Truly horrific.

>>34889302
don't post this on retarditt you fuck

>>34890238
I'm 24 and neet still live with my Dad.
His solution was to buy one of those plug in air fresheners in the plug RIGHT next to my door. No where else in the house is there another one. Never even said a word, but I know he knows. The day I walked out of my room to see it I silently freaked the fuck out.

Why don't you asshats just cum in something disposable, like tissue paper.
It is really effective, you can just throw it out, or flush it down the toilet. No need to hide it.