Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9746. page

>>34883843
Yes but I hate Japanese food.

>>34883843
only if it was another man's cum

>nail polish
fuck no

>>34883838
get the fuck out ctr shill

Yea, Trump really fucked up /pol/. I miss when libertarianism was the dominant ideology on /pol/, it wasn't considered sacred and it wasn't untouchable like Trump is today.

>>34883907
>lolbertarianism
Would never work.

Do you feel responsible or just guilty

Off exercise,

Just don't eat, drink coffee and smoke cigarettes. Ton Waits diet. Done.

>>34883786
>>34883786
She isn't that attractive, but I know I am still way too ugly for her.

File: 1473790508427.png (40KB, 577x559px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 577x559px

>>34883756
Don't suck up to anyone beyond pleasantries. That isn't recognized as kindness even if it truly is.

Maybe not even that.

>>34883756
You don't instead maintain a cold distant composure regardless of whatever lie they try to force into your head.

>>34883756

Treat everyone with a neutral-positive attitude. If they respond with negativity, respond with a similar reaction. If someone is friendly, keep being neutral-friendly to that person, never be overly nice though. Humans naturally take advantage of that.

search "eliza r9k" on piratebay

it's not EVERYTHING but it's pretty close

File: 1455930694612.jpg (194KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 1080x720px

>>34883725
It seems like the torrent it's just about to die. I'll leave it there, maybe a lucky peer appears. :) Thanks anon.

>>34883712
www.completeeliza.com

>>34883638
>pass user

FUCKING D R O P P E D

>>34883638
Thanks anon-kun, really triggers the autism remembrance center in my head. Days spent rping on minecraft rp servers, places with a higher virgin % than here

File: 1478840519573.jpg (37KB, 898x886px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 898x886px

>>34883670
no problem F
A
M

>>34883634

Porn or no porn
How many times a week do you still jerk off?

Tried the whole no-fap/porn thing for a while, the only thing that happened was me ruining a perfectly good pair of underpants.

On a related note it's hard to explain how it feels to wake up and realize that you are currently having an orgasm.

>>34883644

no porn. i jerk off ~7 times a week, been pornfree for ~4 weeks?

after being a heavy porn addict for so long, it makes me feel really good

>>34883431
I got banned based on pure downvotes. Apparently it can happen

>>34883452
I get downvoted all the time. But also upvoted too. What did you have to post about to get downvoted so much?

>>34883496
Constant trolling, basically I would post pictures with weird captions like I do on here. I would always say "where my ____ women at" with weird women of different races

File: 1485713405499.png (31KB, 720x644px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 720x644px

>>34883391
happy to hear you're finally getting what you want, anon

>skele fag
>25 years old
>have had 3 heart attacks in my life because of shit genes essentially, first at 16
>still alive

makes me mad but according to how long it is on average between them i'm due for one and since I smoke like a train and drink every day I've got good odds on this one

File: DoubleWesternBacon_Cheeseburger.png (1MB, 960x704px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 960x704px

>>34883391
You can always speed up the process by eating this delicious 1000cal burger everyday.

drop top, fuckin on your bitch she a thot thot

GRAAAAAAA

BOOWAAAA

File: 1428646574734.jpg (59KB, 576x640px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 576x640px

>>34883338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MZJoW0v6A&feature=youtu.be&t=12s

*pulls out glock and gets in*

File: 1481175433555.jpg (52KB, 794x795px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 794x795px

u-um..I think i-ill pass..t-thanks for the offer..

but there's a nigger in it

>>34883301
Is the rest of your hair short? What's up with the hair in front of your ears?

File: 15401182_607007929484840_3036597134305014154_n.jpg (9KB, 203x257px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 203x257px

>>34883514
I grow my payos out. Girls like it. Jewish frauen tell matchmakers they want a boy with long payos...they go crazy for it...btw my former frum Jewish gf told me frum girls do nothing but talk about boys....

>>34883301
what level of robotdom are you at
do you have gf?
how many friends do you have?
are you in education, employment or training?
if not how long have you been unemployed?
kissless?
handholdless?

Fucking degenerate pigs. That shame on her face is real.

>>34883157
She's virtue signaling, anon.
>Oh, look at me! I date guys who are disabled! This totally proves that I am not a vapid and shallow whore!

File: excuses.jpg (160KB, 445x470px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 445x470px

>have one leg
>still be chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nba0SBkeFWg

File: feels bad man.jpg (6KB, 208x250px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 208x250px

everyone except you, and me

People like sex anon, anyone who is moderately attractive and not a sperg will have plenty

>>34883250
This

Most people view sex as casual. Not some fucking ultimate trophy.

Seriously, I wonder what will happen when you get some "pure" waifu and she eventually leaves you because you're boring and she wasted her virginity on you...

>>34882977
tfw immediately see this as an imminent monster gangbang even though I watched this show as a kid

File: 678579 - Broadway Brooklyn Elisa_Maza Gargoyles Lexington fuckit.jpg (176KB, 988x614px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 988x614px

>>34883098
Thats honestly not to far from the truth

>>34882977
Yes I did. Loved it. One of the last greats from Disney