I sincerely hope everyone has done their daily kegels and neck

Do you feel responsible or just guilty

Off exercise,

Just don't eat, drink coffee and smoke cigarettes. Ton Waits diet. Done.

>>34883786
>>34883786
She isn't that attractive, but I know I am still way too ugly for her.

I practice kegels so I can milk the cum out of my future bf by just flexing my pussy. Now I could probably hold a weight or something with it but I still don't have a bf. Why do I bother

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I sincerely hope everyone has done their daily Hegels and dialectics exercises today. If so you are on the path to having a synthesis of the complete Truth next Valentines Day.

>>34883829
please be my swole hole gf

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neck exercises?

>>34883786
but if you do enough kegels you can have dry multiple orgasms, and then you'll never get a gf because you'll be fapping for 8 hours a day

>>34883786
Jesus, that chick looks like Fred Arminsen.

>>34883971
>Fred Arminsen
wew lad, I can't unsee that now.

>>34883903
I laughed at swole hole, I will be your gf

>>34883987
>I will be your gf
please be in brisbane

>>34883987
please be canada, toronto.