i've just about had it robots...
>be orbiting a grill for a couple years
>we become bestfriends
>i'm ok with this, would like more, but in all she's a good friend
>one day we start talking about our sexual past cause we were bored
>she asked me how many girls i've fucked
>lie and say 2 (rlly it's 0)
>she says "oh" In a surprised way
> I ask her how many she's had
>she says it's almost in the double digits
> i'm stunned because this whole time I thought she only had like 1 or 2
> she says that she's been fucked the least amount, out of all her friends
> all her friends seemed innocent too
> tfw only a freshmen in college
wtf so is everybody just having lots of sex except me?
everyone except you, and me
People like sex anon, anyone who is moderately attractive and not a sperg will have plenty
>>34883250
This
Most people view sex as casual. Not some fucking ultimate trophy.
Seriously, I wonder what will happen when you get some "pure" waifu and she eventually leaves you because you're boring and she wasted her virginity on you...
>>34883102
Double digits is about how much your copay would be for an std check afterward.
>>34883228
Can confirm. College chicks let me shove running garden hoses up their asses on the regular.
Patricia Hernandez should work as a barista for the rest of her life. She is worse than the lowest female reporter on any MSM site.
>>34883102
>>34883486
That particular image is a fake that /v/ made, along with several others. Shittaku has enough awful articles for you to use without picking fake ones.
>>34883102
>she says it's almost in the double digits
Whenever a girl gives a a number count of partners DOUBLE IT because they lie out their as about that sort of thing. If she says 9 she likely means closer to 18
>>34883441
>Be me
>college student
>lotta girls flirt with me because my beautiful kike eyes
>try to take the steps disney told me to do to win a girls heart
>as step six is being completed, i let out a little of my autistic personality
MFW they always friendzone me when i try to give them the redpill
>>34883102
I think the article is just making a point desu.
In gaming the genders are equally capable of rape. Fake gaming rape.