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>I've never met a girl that wasn't bi
>I've never met a girl that hasn't fucked 10+ guys
>I've never met a girl who didn't lose their virginity to someone they loved
>I've never met a girl that didn't own a vibrator
>I've never met a girl that hasn't had a threesome
>tfw circumcised, penis is ruined
>last girl I went on a date with was at least 300 pounds, told me she had fucked 45 guys, once had a threesome in a car with two guys while her sister was asleep on one of the guy's laps ("tee-hee"), went through a black guy phase ("it's true, they are bigger"), thinks uncircumcised penises are disgusting ("I always tell them to get cut-gross!")
>she has back hair
>tells me she's just went through a really slutty phase, but she's over it now
>doesn't want to have sex with me
Another time:
>at a club
>fat ugly girl and her friend alone at a bar
>walk up and order a drink
>fat girl starts to talk to me
>I'm decently looking, she's gross but I'm desperate
>decide to talk to her instead of her friend
>incredibly stupid, went to the shittiest tier university in my country and studied accounting
>complete bitch, works for the tax office calling people and extorting money from them
>I don't want to alienate her, so I tell her I'm a professional bass guitarist
>get incredibly good vibes, agrees to go outside for a walk
>talk for maybe half an hour, gives me good vibes
>decide to go for it
>"Hey, can I kiss you?"
>"Umm, sorry, I have a boyfriend"
>fucking bullshit she does
I am so lonely, I just want physical intimacy. Why do females not see how lucky they are? They can get sex any time they want, with whoever they want. People throw attention at them all the time, if I posted in my uni group on facebook I'd get one reply. If a cute girl did, they'd get hundreds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oncOs9KIvvs
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>>34921740
Where the fuck do you live, man?
It sounds like you live in a Whoreville.
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>>34921740
>>"Hey, can I kiss you?"
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>>34921882
Sounds like anyplace i The USA and Canada.
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A REMINDER:
any black woman hate is not tolerated here on /r9k/ we have always been pro-nubian queens.
all hate towards niggers shall go solely to the male niggers. all anti-black woman shills are not welcome here
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>>34921610
>2017
>Thinking that black women are even humans
What the fuck planet are you on?
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Stop trying to steal blackbots women you dirty cumskin
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>>34921610
>multiple black threads start appearing
Guess the black shills are here
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Blackbots hating black women
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Why does it seem that so many blackbots atleast in USA seem to dislike black women?
Sorry for my ignorance but looking at comments etc you seem to dislike them alot.
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is this true blackbots? /angryface
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>>34921573
I don't hate black women you're talking about those coons on here
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Uk blackbot here
I don't hate them but alot are heavy Christ cucks and
I was raised to see every girl in my (black) church as a sister so my attraction has evaporated.
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>Oh no pit stain! And I forgot to put on deodorant!
>Anon come give me a sniff check and make sure I'm not stinky!
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what does girl pit sweat taste and smell like
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onions and vinegar
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>tfw no stinky armpit gf
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You have 10 seconds to prove the holocaust happened.
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wow that was hard, now fuck off nazi scum
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>>34921426
That doesn't prove anything
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>>34921372
You have 10 seconds to prove it didn't
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Ask a NEET that's about to fuck a 45 year old "hotwife" this weekend anything.
Turns out the cuckold meme is true.
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>>34921353
I wish I could find a cuck
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>>34921366
Fetish websites, that's where I found the woman.
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>>34921353
All you need is a decent sized benis and you're good to go.
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I see a lot of INTP on here. Is this the outcast personality?
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>>34921281
for the INTP female, who simply does not lead with emotions. They are not robots
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Yeah. Not really engaged with reality types.
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Nope. Not really into Meyers Brick types.
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Post the most fucked up shit you have.
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But I don't have a picture of OPs mom after we fucked.
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>>34921259
if thats yours you are too young to be here
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>>34921290
Why do you think I'm asking? To stock up.
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>manage to find a job and feel optimistic even though it sucks
>dad wants me to start paying rent, 250$ which is almost a weeks pay
>think this is just to encourage me to move out even though I'm only 21
>ask if I can have the rent money back once I move out
>nope its permanent even though were upper middle class and both my siblings went to private universities that costed tens of thousands
>dad starts talking about taking another fancy vacation to spain during dinner
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>>34921249
>upper middle class family
>siblings going to private uni
yet you still manage to be a fuckup with a min wage job.
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>>34921466
lol plenty of idiots from 'good families' end up becoming psychos, drug addicts, etc
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>>34921249
>only 21
That way to old to be living with your parents if you aren't at uni anon. Your father is right.
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can we get a qt chart thread started?
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>>34921135
Excuse me ma'm I think you might have autism
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>>34921181
Only slightly :^)
spoilerxd oregano spoilder
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Filling these charts out is hard
I'm very indecisive
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What's the best and most interesting way to learn about the World Wars?
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>>34921111
Bumping for interest. Personally I find well directed documentaries entertaining
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Fighting in them.
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History books i think or ask relatives who were alive during ww2.
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Join and you will stop being a robot
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I joined the NAVY, army are for brainlets.
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>>34920947
Any stories? Did it change something in you?
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>>34921041
I'm still in the DEP.
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Can someone give me a quick rundown on him? Has his first month been successful? A disaster? I burned out on politics after the election and have totally tuned out
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He's doing absolutely everything he promised in his campaign, and it's making the news media go absolutely insane. That can either be exactly what you wanted, or the opposite. He's doing great desu.
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Don't wear libertarian political clothing in the cities unless you want to get stabbed. Other than that, everything is fine. Continue ignoring politics as before. Trump has it from here.
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Hasn't cucked out, but he's also a functioning retard. Shook things up for massive dnc corruption and libs are sobbing, and neocons are wringing their hands in rage, but he's an idiot. Shit in Yemen was wack, and the PP shit was pretty retarded too. Glad he won, but also hoping he doesn't have a second term.
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>walking up your stairs heading to bed
>tumblr's deadliest assassin from their elite roastie special forces drops down from the ceiling and lands in front of you
>"It's time to put and end to your misogyny, racism, homophobia and transphobia! Any last words, shitlord?"
What do you do?
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I would have attacked before she even got a word in.
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do a 360 turn and moonwalk into a coma
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>>34920781
But I'm trans?
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So I wake up today and my mum tells me a girl from my highschool might be moving into the spare bedroom for a while.
I'm a suicidally depressed NEET who's basically gone insane from isolation and depression and I really don't want anyone to see me like this.
She's going to be here in half an hour to take a look, what do?
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>>34920778
WHY?oreganolio
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>>34920778
i wish i had this chance
pussy
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>>34920793
I have no fucking idea, this came out of nowhere.
>>34920807
I'm in no shape to be talking to a girl let alone fucking one.
This is bad.