I'm scared lads

>>34920778
WHY?
oreganolio

>>34920778
i wish i had this chance
pussy

>>34920793
I have no fucking idea, this came out of nowhere.

>>34920807
I'm in no shape to be talking to a girl let alone fucking one.

This is bad.

>>34920778
If you aren't hideously ugly then you know what you must do. Clean up and scout her out. See whether she's a Stacy or anyway relatable to you

>>34920818
i did not imply to fuck her

>>34920778
if you havent already today take a fucking shower so you dont look or smell like shit

>>34920840
She's kinda cool, talked to her a little in HS but we weren't that close.
But right now I'm at rock bottom and there's no chance of a girl being interested.

>>34920778
Perhaps she's tricking you into being more organised and the girl isn't really coming over, then if you do get your act together she can berate you on why you didn't before.

>>34920818
why a girl from your hs? what girl? what is her relation to your mother?

CLEAN YO ROOM HIDE THE PORN

>>34920818
Then tell your mom why, you goofball.

>>34920882
Maybe. She's done something similar before.

>>34920889
The only thing I can think of is that she was talking to my friend from primary school's mum. She's his ex girlfriend.
This is extremely out of nowhere though.

lock your day and wait for her to leave.

>>34920882
kek that would be hilarious

>>34920778
greet her. exchange a couple words then say you need to head out.

>>34920910
She won't listen, she never listens.
She'll say something along the lines of "get over it"

>>34920926
This is my plan.

Mark the room with your scent.

You know which scent.

She'll either be repulsed or attracted. Either way, you win.

>>34920778
Lie in wait and attempt to sexually assault her as soon as she walks in. She will be traumatised and no longer want to move in.

>>34920959
I never leave the house though. my mum will probably tell her I'm just avoiding her and knowing me those few words are going to be excruciatingly awkward.
I think I'm going with the lock myself in my room approach.
>>34920968
kek

>>34921016
Not going that far, but I;m thinking that if it does come to me talking to her that I might just warn her to stay the fuck away.

This sounds like the chance of a lifetime, you fucking retard

>>34921050
It would be if I weren't a fucking mess.
I'm a borderline anorexic NEET who's been slowly killing myself by poisoning my body with various drugs and smoking.

I'm a fucking wreck that no one in their right mind would be interested in.

>>34921083

So why not trying to change ? Clean you up, try your chance, you re not definitly rejected from anybody forever /b/ro ! Just try to be friends at least don't reject the few who can help you !

>>34920778
just act cool.

>>34921083
How about you ignore it? It'll make you more alpha.

>>34921136
I've given up.

>implying she would try to help me
As soon as she sees the state I'm in she's probably going to run for the hills.

>>34921153
I'll try, but it's really fucking hard for me at this point.
>>34921164
>it
lel, you mean her or my horribly feeble and sick body and mind?

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>>34921136
>lol just change and be yourself
>lol so what if you're a suicidal ugly depressed socially anxious neet with no social skills or capital whatsoever lol everyone can get a gf just try xddd
i know you're baiting but please neck yourself

>>34921136
Normie advice detected.
She gonna reject you if you make a move because she will be scared of your weirdness.
My advice is to carry on your life as if she doesn't exist.
Godspeed anon.

SHES FUCKING HERE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shit I haven't showered or brushed my teeth in 2 weeks.
fuck fuck fuck

I'm shitting myself guys

>>34921244
post results
ori oir

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>>34921244
Alright.
Lock your room door and just wait it out man.
I fucking hope you thought this through and brought up some food/drinks and pissjugs up to your room to wait out the siege.
If your door doesn't lock then just blockade it with a fucking chair or dresser or something, i don't know, think outside the box man.

And just pray she doesn't take the offer and leaves.
If she doesn't you better start preparing to plan on how you're gonna live with a fucking roastie.

Perhaps if you're so insufferable, she'll leave of her own volition. Though, mummy may be angry.

tl;dr fucking dont panic and just wait this shit out.
whatever you do, do NOT engage the roastie and exit your room.

godspeed anon

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>>34921083
Why don't you try asking your mom if she really doesn't know that this girl will be able to gossip to others at school about your private home life and hurt your social life and that putting a stranger inside your intimate sphere like this threatens the only sanctuary you have which will cause you to isolate yourself even more, or if she does know these things and is simply trying to hurt you? One way she's a callously negligent parent and the other way she's a sadistic one, so why don't you ask her which it is? Then why don't you rape her while reeing to the skies

>>34921211
No, I mean it. You moron.

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>>34920778
Delete all the porn and try your best to come across as normal

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GUYS SHE CAME TO MY ROOM TO SAY HI

I spilled my spaghetti and didn't respond and she left awkwardly though. What do? Do I just go say sorry, hi then come back to my room quickly?

>>34921305
Right now she's downstairs talking to my mum.
I have a fluid buildup in my right ear so I can;t hear what they're saying.

>>34921306
Thank you for the solid advice anon.

>>34921329
She's fucking crazy. Possibly sadistic but she's definitely crazy.
She raised a drug addicted NEET, there's no reasonnig with her.

>>34921349
NOT ME

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>>34921349
fucking fool WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN AND LOCK/BLOCKADE THE DOOR.

YOU FOOL. THE PLAN IS TARNISHED NOW. INITIATE EMERGENCY PROCEDURES.

DO NOT FURTHER ENGAGE THE ROASTIE.

>>34921349
Don't make it weird. Next time she acknowledges you just say 'hi'. Looks like things are gonna go downhill real fast desu.

>>34921359
this is NOT me. This>>34921349
is. Stop stealing my thread please. Using a trip now.

>>34921395
>>34921359
who's the real OP?>>34920778

>>34921369
ye s if you just dig in for today it not like shes moving now

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>>34921395
>>34921359
WHICH ONE IS THE REAL OP?
FUCK OFF ROBOT THIS IS IMPORTANT

Alright so she's in the bathroom freshening up and I have the sudden urge to shit real bad


fuggggggg

Hey OP have you considered the fact your mom probably needs the rent money because of your NEETness? Just an idea. I mean, if she's decently off she doesn't need to do this except maybe to shame you into action, but, y'know, rent money.

>>34921349

Slip a note under her door that says, "I'm sorry I didn't say hi before, I've always been shy and it's only gotten worse since we last saw each other." - anon.

Okay. It went okay.

She came to my room asked to talk and I told her it wasn't a good idea to live here.
She asked why and I said this house is depressing.
She asked what I meant and I said I'd talk to her on FB.
We hugged and she went back downstairs.

Not too bad lads.
Crisis averted.

>>34921395
Once again, NOT ME

>>34921349
>>34921395
NOT MEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34921422
Use you brain, look at writing style.

>>34921300
i told you shower 20 minutes ago but u didnt listen. I hope she witnesses the mess you are right now kek

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>>34921433
Why do you want to steal my thread so bad. What did I do to you?!??!?!?
Update: she's ut the bathroom now. Now with my mother in the kitchen doing womens work i thinks

>>34921433
Sorry for anti-climactic ending.
It was semi-awkward but I held the spaghetti in.

>>34921433
The tough parts are to come, anon....

>>34921476
so...
is she living with you now or not?
or is it too soon to determine?

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The other two guys are a fake. I am the real op. This is my thread and this is my story.

>>34921471
Trip fag is not me.
Fuck outta my thread faggot
>>34921479
w-what do you mean?
will she not heed my warning?

>>34921213

I m not saying he should change definitly or try to get that girl in his bed i m just saying he could give a try to have a friend no ? is it that hard ? btw i m not a normie i dropped out school at 16 and i just do nothing atm but i still try to look to the bright side of life

i understand it is truely hard, but you need to give a try. Everyone can change just a bit (and i ve gone trought this it is not easy but still it s worth the try.

I still think it s a better advise than "u re depressed and u should keep staying depressed and don t see anyone cuz you cant live in socity

and no i don t think the goal is to have a gf (i don t have one btw and everyone knows how it's truely difficult to get one) but he should at least give a try to have a friend, it is worth it and he doesn t have anything to loose.

>>34921492
Too soon to determine.
I told her it wasn't a great idea because this house is depressing but who knows.
I also said I'd talk to her on normiebook, so I can now choose whether to keep up the get the fuck away thing or maybe convince her to live here.
Decisions, decisions....

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>>34921499
ur gay boy lol

>>34921499
>w-what do you mean?
Those are things no one here can prepare you for. Better get in shape for once.

>>34921433
>that regular interaction
So in other words you act like a completely normal person but you hype yourself up as an autistic robot when that's nowhere near the truth

Leave this place

>>34921570
Are you just being a wize wizard and saying I need to get prepared for life or are you implying that I need to prepare for her to move in.

>>34921614
I'm a porn and drug addicted NEET lad. But you're right I'm not as autistic as most robots.
I have mountains of spaghetti, I'm just semi-decent at keeping them contained for brief periods of time.
The conversational was still a little awkward.

>>34921614
>hype yourself up as an autistic
Yeah I can see how might have, I was really fucking nervous though. I haven't talked to a gril in a year or so.

Sorry for anticlimax lads.

Well to the real OP if she moves in make a reacquiring thread im some what interested in the story

>>34921936
I think I might have scared her off.
I went downstairs to grab some milk and her and my mum were having a smoke outside.
She gave me a bit of a weird look, I might be reading into it wrong though.

I'll make another thread if it does happen.

God damn it now I'm sitting here stressing over everything I said and what my mum might have said.

Quick update for anyone who didn't abandon thread:
She's moving in.
It's going to be for six months.
I'm shitting my pants but it feels kinda good.
I haven't been this anxious over anything in years.

Well you can easily give her surprise sex.

well looks like im get the thread Kappa

>>34922161
I'm too much of a pussy to make a move.

>>34922172
Indeed you will.
It'll probably be shit though, I'm a boring depressed sack of shit so I don't think much will happen.

I guess my mum gets her wish though, I finally have an excuse to turn my life around.

>>34922131
do us a favor and try to sneak panty pics
also tickle her

>>34922131
Bahahahah, fucking rip anon. Make her life hell, not directly but though subtle actions and behaviours. If she endures possible gf chance.

>>34922232
If no one's home I will.
I'm not risking shit.

>>34922233
In all likelyhood I'm going to ignore her for the most part.

>>34922131
Good thing i think it might be a good experience !
You could try to be friends, to help out you social anxiety !

and ofc i m the othor of >>34921136 and
>>34921510

>>34921433
>I said I'd talk to her on FB.
>having any social media at all
normie detected

>>34922305
I can tell !

>>34922315
Haven't used it in years.
I guess I fall into the failed normie/cyborg category.
That being said my life's robot-tier right now.

>>34922279
That's the key, you do things that she won't see you do but will effect her, ie destroy the toilet and don't flush, fart in her general area, act autistic when you are forced to be around her. Make orgasm sounds when jerking off.

>>34922315
4chan is a social media

>>34922338
You are below cyborg, I'm a cyborg. And actually live normally in some aspects.

How old are you anoon?

>>34922371
He is most likely 18, as he is in high school.

>>34922344
I'm not that spiteful and depraved just yet anon.
But she's definitely getting ignored and spaghetti'd on when she gets too close.

>>34922366
On the robot tests I get a score of apprentice wizard but at the same time I'm fairly attractive and used to be "kinda-weird" tier.
Don't know where I belong desu.

>>34922371
19

>>34922389
No I'm not. She used to go to my highschool, she's in college now.

so in the end what you gonna do ? try to get her as a friend or rejecting her definitly ?

>>34922479
Right now I'm thinking I'm just going to ignore her for the most part but we used to be acquaintances so she'll probably try to talk to me.
I really don't know what to do at this point so I'm just going to see what happens and play the hand I'm dealt.
Most likely outcome is that I'll ignore her and she'll move out within the month once she realises she's come to a house of pain and that I'm not who I used to be.

>>34922593
Describe her features, is she cute?

It's embarrassing. I live with my brother and he often rents rooms out to people. Sometimes hotties that already have BFs. And everyone seems to have their shit together making money or graduating college and shit.

I'm that fuck up that doesn't leave his room.

>>34922610
Nice shapely ass, pretty big but not ridiculous. Solid C cup titties. Cute face, and she's half sri lankan or some shit so she has light brown skin.
She's a qt.

>>34922635
>tfw this is about to be me
What's it like anon?
Is it as bad as I think it's gonna be?

one thing i want to know why is she living with you , did she have a fight with her family or somthing

>>34922842
Don't really know.
All I know is that she doesn't have a place to stay, we have a spare room and my mum could use the cash.
The rest is a total mystery.

>>34922900
Post an update in a few time if you can would be really freat to see how things ll turn in the future !

>>34922842
Just found out that my mum's friend's bf told her she doesn't have a place to stay and she's been looking for ages so my mum offered. (the friend of my mum's is the mum of the girl who's moving in's friend)
Kinda confusing but maybe you get what I'm saying.

>>34923085
Will do.
It also turns out she's moving in today so shit's going to start sooner than expected.

>>34923147
well good luck with it

>>34923147

And remeber a friend is always better than loneliness ;)

>>34923403
I know that all too well.
Oginal or what ever