>walking up your stairs heading to bed >tumblr's deadliest

I would have attacked before she even got a word in.

do a 360 turn and moonwalk into a coma

>>34920781
But I'm trans?

>>34920781

*teleport behind her*
*it was just a hologram*

>>34920781
Attacking a beta male while he's in heat and has perma hard on?
Wrong move roastie.
>teleports behind and rapes into submission

>>34920781
Literally just die

I would call my mum.

>>34920834
then you get pegged.

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>>34920781
So we meet again, ohnie-chan!

*spins blades between my fingers*

I trust your hand-to-hand skills are refined, roastie.

*she goes for a right hook*
*duck*
*cut out her legs*

He he, nothing personnel. Kid

I go ninja and teleport on her ass before she realizes what's rly going on

Toehack her cunt so hard my entire foot goes inside and aborts Chad's fetus
Heh. Nothing personal, kid.

>>34920781
Ha! I scrolled past that image whilst falling down by sub focus was playing.

>>34920781
You must have the wrong house.
I am a proud feminist, lgbtq supporter, and as a minority myself, I can't be racist.

>>34920781
>Wht do you do?

Start fucking her

>>34920781
I am a disenfranchised black muslim transgender pansexual

>thinking you stand a chance against her

>>34920781
She looks too normal to be from Tumblr tbqh

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I use a paradox to confuse her programming, then quickly deactivate her using the switch hidden on the back of her neck.

Pro-tip: the roastie's long hair is used as concealment for this switch, their greatest weakness.

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Suck her dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOR34IZ4Es&feature=youtu.be

>>34921003
I just burst out laughing hysterically on a full bus. Thanks.