>I've never met a girl that wasn't bi >I

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>>34921740
Where the fuck do you live, man?
It sounds like you live in a Whoreville.

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>>34921740
>>"Hey, can I kiss you?"

>>34921882
Sounds like anyplace i The USA and Canada.

>>34921740
What ridiculous assumptions.
Unless you ask every girl you've met these questions which is very odd. I don't know most of those things about my closest female acquaintances.

>>34922013
this girl literally told me this on the second date
we were playing truth or dare, and she asked how many girls I had slept with

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>>34921931
But no, seriously, to me as a eastren Europian, those stories from the USA generate an image of that country in my mind as a sexual Sodom and Gomorrah.

Shit like that would never pass here where I live. People would literally ostracize you from the socity if you started acting like that even if you are a man.

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>>34921740
Have to thank OP for not being a faggot. Silly faces is my thing.

>>34922085
>those stories from the USA generate an image of that country in my mind as a sexual Sodom and Gomorrah.

Wanna see the REAL deal? Go to California. It's an absolute mess.

All women are truly whores. And they're disgusting, except for the ones that are completely unattainable.

Seriously they're fucking nasty, vaginas are way grosser than anything on the male anatomy and a lot of girls get fucking yeast infections or worse.

Working in a pharmacy has tarnished me forever, all these cute girls are fucking whores. They buy birth control, 1 gram of azithromycin, metronidazole... Even the cutest and nicest are fucking whores. Every woman in the world is a whore. No hyperbole whatsoever.

>she's gross but I'm desperate
Best Romantic Drama of 2017

>>34922252
I know what you mean man, I wouldn't care if I had an intact penis and I was getting some.
I'm normal looking, I'm 19 and I consistently get rejected by the lowest of the low. What the fuck
also OP here, all these stories are true, I don't know many girls and I live in the city, but every cool indiehead liberal uni girl I know is all of the above, confirmed

>>34922203
I don't have to come to Cali to belive you. Are southern states in any better condition? Such as Texas, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana etc.?

>>34922085
Most of America is more prudish than Europe. I thought everyone knew that.

>>34922368
>confirmed
please elaborate how you confirm they are a ho if you're a robot

>>34922391
They don't seem to be as bad as anywhere else imo. I'm in the north east so I don't have insight of what goes on down there but I don't think they're any different from us. You'll find random pockets of people that aren't disgustingly open about sex though.

>>34922391

Doesn't matter if they are because the south is the fattest part of the country by a fairly significant margin.

>>34922423
because I'm friends with them/friends of people who are friends with them/because I've played never have I ever with them/ because I've gone to mandatory college safe sex seminars with them/ because I've done sex ed with them et cetera

>>34921740
>I've never met a girl that wasn't bi
>I've never met a girl that hasn't fucked 10+ guys
>I've never met a girl who didn't lose their virginity to someone they loved
>I've never met a girl that didn't own a vibrator
>I've never met a girl that hasn't had a threesome

and I have never known a girl who fit any of those descriptions
I've had 2 long-term gfs and a few female friends
what the fuck kind of people do you spend your time with? where do you meet them? where do you live? are you delusional? etc

>>34922423
>>34922515
Also every time I go on a tinder date with a landwhale I end up playing truth or dare with them in a vain attempt to get them to suck my dick

never works

>>34922532
300 pound one was from us, had dropped out, and was on parole for being caught with weed. Still smoked weed, had had a threesome
my ex was from australia, used to live by herself, in that time after she broke up with her ex, fucked her roommate and his girlfriend
her ex had fucked a girl with another guy
video I linked and pic related is a woman talking about having a threesome with two guys

Find me a single liberated woman from the first world who isn't bi

>>34922408
Not more than eastern europe. Maybe france is slutty, but do you think Slavs and Serbs let this shit happen? Hell no, eastern europe is the europe of hardasses.

>>34921740
Just got like a minute in and she's already """"jokingly"""" said she hates herself twice.

kek'd heartily.

>>34922703

Are you seriously trying to say there is no such thing as a slavic whore? Really dude? That place produces even bigger whores than all of the west an the US.

>>34922739
The difference is that America women tread all over cuck men and sluts are praised and given everything. In eastern europe they are knocked the fuck out and treated like shit. They are cheap whores not 'liberated' women.

https://youtu.be/QIW2hja3U1s

>>34922703
Le ebig traditional-orthodox Slav ubermensch meme

Haha too bad we live with too many degenerates to have a society like that over here am I right guys? xD

>>34922013
i agree. his anecdote is still valid though

>>34922814

fair enough. It sucks in the US if you even lay a finger on a woman every white knight within a 10 mile radius will jump on you. I do think women need to be smacked often.

>>34922702
>Find me a single liberated woman from the first world who isn't bi
well, like I said, my 2 long-term gfs and the few female friends I've had were not bi
I talked to them about it, all pretty disgusted with the idea of doing shit with another girl
I'm from Denmark

>>34922186
who is she

oroginallonimo

>>34922939
They TOLD you that, that doesn't make it true.

>>34922866
think what you want, i don't mind
but I swear to you it's true
every time I ask about a girl's number of sexual partners and tell me 10+ its not something they say proudly, it's something they admit. They don't have a vested interest in lying to me.

>"Size DOES make a difference"
>my preference is 6.5 to 7.5 range

So even a total whore size queen prostitute that posts shit like this on youtube finds 7 inches ideal?

I'm golden bois

>>34923606
she probably doesn't know what that length is, really
she probably means 9''-10''

>>34921740

>>I've never met a girl that hasn't fucked 10+ guys

So you ask every girl how many guys she's fucked? you're just retarded kill yourself autist

>>34923700
99.9% of the time it's the opposite and girls call a 7 incher 9 inches and a 9 incher 12 inches

>>34923759
every girl I'm friends with asswipe
I only know tinder girls, not church girls
I don't mean "every girl I've ever encountered"

>>34923759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j29kzCFvrT8

>>34923759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1vszsueViE

>>34923759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_rx6b82Bfk

>>34923847
>>34923868
>Obscene youtube whores = 100% of girls

>>34923759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmHFc_mYPtA

>>34923255
You seriously can not be that dense can you?

>>34923759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eu5qthAaFc

>>34923895
have you ever been outside? These are normal women. These people are in the majority, not the minority
I literally typed "how many guys have I slept with" into youtube

>>34923815
You don't have any friends, you mean every girl you watch youtube videos abour? You're autistic and retarded.

>>34921931
>Sounds like anyplace i The USA and Canada.

There is genuine dysfunction in these words- this blanket labeling of whoredom. Do you really know enough women, gotten to know them on a personal level beyond how big her tits were, to be able to come to this conclusion?

>>34923979
I'm not even OP, I'm just trying to prove a point. Think whatever the fuck you want, but you're average, white college grad in her mid-20s has fucked more than ten guys.
Welcome to the real world.
>>34924032
Stop white-knighting, it's not going to make anything change or get you laid.

>>34923906
>fifty guys

>>34924131
Still not true. Even if it was that's like one guy a year and they end up feeling like shit for doing it afterwards.The problem is your such a pathetic beta that you feel inferior to every guy shes been with before you. Also implying you wouldn't have fucked over 10 girls if you had the chance...

>>34922814
God, I forget how based my country is.

>>34921740

Is that Nancy from Stranger Things?

>>34924361
of course i would. i dont. thats the point

>>34922252
you can get yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis requiring metronidazole without ever having sex

did you get your certification from iran or some shit?

>>34923895
welcome the sexual revolution and reality. Women have way too many birth control options for them not to whore around or cheat on you.

>>34921740
i made a good friendship with a girl and she told me in full detail how she had anal sex in the car of a guy after knowing her one week

>>34925341
does she have a nice ass? also hows the friendzone?

>>34921740
Disregarding if she is a virgin or not, why would you care if a girl owns a vibrator? Unless you don't masturbate, it's kind of hypocritical of you to really care about that (unless she is some kind of porn addict, which is unattractice in anyone.)

>>34925341

It is odd how much of a compulsion they have to air confessions at really weird times and places for this totally normal and not a big deal behavior when they slut it up.

>>34921740
>"Hey, can I kiss you?"

op man this is so fucking beta. it's a complete turn off for women to say shit like this. they want you take charge, and just go out and get what you want

this question just basically screams to the fatty "hey I'm op I have absolutely no confidence at all I can't even lean in for a kiss without permission I'm like a dog that needs it's owner to say yes or no after it begs for a treat"

you could be an ultra chad and say that shit to a girl " u-um miss could I p-please kiss you, maybe?" and I guarantee she'd be turned the fuck off

of course if it's chad she's probably be turned off but still go for the kiss, but still.

man the problekm here is you, your lack of confidence, your lack of being assertive, your lack of downright agressoin

you're a beta little timid pathetic bitch

seriously dude I'm just saying this so you get it. this kind of pathetic begging basically behaviour, like a little dog trying to beg for a treat from its owner is utterly pathetic and disgusting

harden the fuck up, grow some balls.

here's what you should do instead.

firstly, don't make up bullshit lies to try and game a fatty. don't be so desparate you try and game a fat girl you think is a stupid dumb bitch. like man what are you doing? are you this desparate for sex? just go hire a hooker then. why are you even in this situation, trying to kiss a fat girl you think is dumb? and getting mad she rejects you? honestly you seem fucking dumb and retarded

anyway you need to build up to it, don't just throw in some beta cuck spanner begging kiss question miss can I get a kiss plz bb? like some autismal indian on pornhub tryna hit on the pornstar

your half hour conversation. that's too long bro. throughout that conversation you should have been making it very clear that you are sexually interested in her. touch her leg subtly at first, maintain long eye contact, lean closer to her, poke her basically do anything to get physical contact.

>>34926066
you should be sitting next to her, close to her, up in her personal space in and out, making her laugh, make her happy. get a straw or a fork or soemthing and tap on her leg with it, like a drum. ask if she's ticklish and do that 'horsey bite' thing on her knee.

it doesn't even matter what you do as in how you go about it, the main goal here is to break the physical contact barrier, get her comfortable with you touching her. if she gets goosebumbs at any point, run your hand up her arms and say oo look you have goosebumbs.

these are all just examples you need to figure it out in the moment.

the main point is, you can't just ask for a kiss out of the blue like some beta. a kiss just happens in the moment. basically you might as well be asking her to schedule in her dairy a time for you two to have sex. that's basically how creepy and turnoffish it is you've one

now for the kiss. at this point the conversation is flowing, you're touching her off and on, you're close to her, physically your face is close to hers. you may be in a public bar, so that gives an excuse to get close to her face and make the conversation private between you two, maybe lean in and whisper in her ears to communicate. if you do that, it's aperfect opportunity to place your hand on her thigh as you lean in, the excuse is that it's for balance, but it gets the job done. when you whisper in her ear, make sure she can feel your breath, cup your hand around her ear as you do it - more touching

the more touching the better. touch touch touch. touch her. nothing is goingto improve your chances with women better than touching them. in any way. hlding hands, doing that thumb war game anything at all

anyway, the kiss. you want to make the kiss come mid conversation. you don't ask for it like a cuck. you initiate it. make her laugh, be in her face, lick your own lips. look her in the eyes as you speak, eye contaact eye contact, very important. shows confidence. it escalates.

Just act like this guy and I promise you'll get lucky my man
https://youtu.be/We4u8QfGKxE

>>34926206
you want to have the most eye contact, have her looking away before you. anyway you're close to her, your arm may be on her thigh or shoulder, you're making her augh, the conversation is slightly sexual, there's innuendos.

here's what you do. you should always be looking in her eyes, but at this point when you want to initiate the kiss, you need to look at her eyes, and then at her lips, and then at her eyes, do it subtly, but still noticable. you want her to see that you are thinking about it, lick your own lips, again subtly.

what you want is her to lick her lips slightly, you know at that point she's game, now you should do this mid sentence, women love this shit. they think it's spontaneuos and romantic. nyway mid sentence, look her in the eys, hand on her knee or thigh or shoulder anywhere

slow your speech, it's irrelevant, amke her see that the discussion topic doesn't even matter at this point, and then lean in, put a hand on her cheek or jaw, go in 90% close your eyes don't be creepy

kiss her. do a short sweet kiss don't go full tongue or anything. of course don't just jame your face into hers. you want to go 90% of the way and pause. ideally she comes the other 10% to complete it. at worst she pulls away but even at that point you could even peck her on the cheek dependant on how badly intended her rejection was

most likely you get a pause. you lean in 90% she's looking at you , smile look her in the eyes then complete it. we're talking a 2-3 seconds kiss, no tongue no nothing, lips against lips make sure you'rs are wet. if your hand was on her thigh you should slide it slightly up as you're doing thistowards her crotch but not like shes a whore or anything we're talking like maybe 10cm max upwards, or move your hand to the side of her body under ribs as you move into the kiss squeeze it a bit

after the 203 second kiss, a pec basically, pull back out smile look her into the eyes, guage her reaction.. did she like it? does she want more?

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>had a girl says she like me in 5th grade
>my autism was at its peak
>ignore her until 8th grade
>7/10 girl
>she completely is uninterested in me every ways possible

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>>34922085
>Eastern Europe
.Less slutty than US
HOLY FUCK SENPAI I'M LITERALLY DYING

>>34926385
many times at this point she'll be smiling back she'd be excited about it, "omg he just kissed me" her heart would be pounding.

very important here is to not remove all your hands off her, don't reverse your progress. basically you're touching her you're holding her in some way, you move and do a small kiss, lean out deep eye contact smile, BUT KEEP your hands on her.

ideally she loved and is game at this point fuck you can just go in for the makeout

if she looks unsure what i do is keep my ands where they were (do this unless you completely rejects you) and I'll go back in AGAIN and peck her cheek while smiling etc. now is a good opportunity to give a genuine compliment - make her feel good about herself

at this point she's extremely vulnerable so many things spinning through her mind - am I a slut? does he think i'm a whore? omg I just got kissed? wow this is exciting, I loved it, he's so confident, etc etc could be anything

you need to ease her down, say something about her hair or eyes, - or best of all say she has really soft lips literally just say this " your lips are so soft" while maintaining eye contact

brush her hair behind her ear if it's in the way

the goal here is a mekout session alright? so just carry on the converastion, both of you should be having lots of eye contact you both know you just kissed she's probably really happy and excited and loving it, KEEP your hands on her, maybe even move in closer. if your hand is on her thigh start massaging her very slightly. don't go all out up and down her thigh I'm just meaning squeeze your hand softlyly put some nice pressure on her thigs, maybe grab her other hand with your other free hand, really get close

BUT while all this is happening you need to keep whatever conversation you were having going. keep it funny lighthearted MAKE HER LAUGH AND KEEP HER LAUGHINg

aand she's comfortable go in again and just go for it, again just do it mid sentence they love it

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OP man

just act normal man

talk about the things around you/her. dont just talk about her.

if she continues the convo, shes interested, if not, shes not.

its a win win scenario.

>>34921740
isn't there a saying about being a fly and seeing shit everywhere?

you're a loser on 4chan. who cares about what you think? you just wrote a bunch of shit whining about all women because you got rejected. you're a pussy attention whore.

>>34926499
lol
same happened to me

with like 3 girls

>>34926499
>billions of people
>i'm going to spend my time thinking about one random bitch from middle school

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>>34926548
read a bit of this. based poster.
intead of just saying go for it you defined all the steps for us autists. thanks.

>>34926548
as you can see op there's a lot more to kissing a girl than just @plz bb can I kiss you@

a kiss is something spontaneous and omrantic

it shows you have confience, intension, it shows you like her you want her and youre not afraid to just go out and get it

most likely after the first 2-3 second kiss she's feeling happy excited and a little unsure, you probably just met her. keep her at ease, keep the converastion flowing, KEEP YOUR HANDS ON HER but not creepy

basically op what you did was ultra creepy, cucky, beta and pathetic, and that's why it didn't work

it was you that was at fault. not her. she's not a whore for turning down a beta little bitch boy

get some confidence make the kiss happen make it romantic, make her feel good

there's a lot to do and a lot to think abotu. kissing a girl is super intimate.

OP is a faggot. Be an alpha instead of whining

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>>34922739
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>>34922874
>burgers pretend to know something about a country other than the US

priceless

>>34925882
she was my wingman
i didn't fuck her because i know she was a slut but they say she was tight

>>34925995
she told me how the guy was wasted and she was crying kek

>>34925341
that's disgusting, honeslty

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>>34926385
>>34926548
I appreciate that you took the time to write this, but reading all the details like this just made me realize, with full force, how impossible it will be for me to ever achieve this.

It's easy to delude yourself while you dont have the details, but when you see every moment, see how many impossible barriers you'd have to break through to make a connection with someone else

I never realized how fucked I am before. I had a fantasy that somehow I would bridge the gap, but I never knew that the gap would be this wide.

and the worst part is the shame. the shame that I can't even do this basic shit. the pain of lacking the will to live, the drive that would make me want to do this. that would give me the strength to do this. I don't have it. I'm fucked, and it's like someone just pulled the shutters down over my eyes

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>>34926548
so how do you make this work without her screaming rape if you're an ugly autist

>>34921740
as someone who is attracted to this kind of girls, i have to disappointingly say they aren't even close to as common as you make it out to be

i have honestly never met a girl like you described and i wish i had because it sounds like perfection

most girls are prudish normies to me

but i guess the grass is always greener on the otherside

What the fuck are you talking about ? Is it an attempt at baiting ? Or is it one of those "read first letter of every line" greentext ? I don't understand. Robots don't give a fuck about women, but we do like to hate them for their inferiority. What point are you trying to make ?