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>>34922947
>a girl will never do this to you
>she will never creepily smear her vaginal juices on your clothes
>she will never fuck the shit out of you and wear your t-shirt as a trophy

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>>34922947
>god dammit anon the next time you leave your sweater in my car, i'm throwing it in the trash.

>>34923018
it was a boy at school. there were some days i told him STRAIGHT UP take your freaking sweater!!!! and he left it AGAAAAAINNNNNNN

i just randomly thouht of this and laughed

it happened for like 4+ months straight lmao! :)

hes definitely a hot popular chad and his friends are too, but gosh. i just randomly had a flashback to that ridiculous recurring event

and i cantstop laughing now lmao xD

Its not as bad as being outside

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i sort of just accepted the insanity.
the voices arent even that bad, you get used to it and it makes you feel less lonely.

>haven't left house in a year

not literally right? that's impossible

Frank Sinatra, Jennifer Connelly, all the others were literal whos.

>>34922804
>September 23rd
>share birthday with George Costanza
>in highschool, friends have said I look like a black Costanza
I-is this the power of meme magic?

>>34922804
Fucking kek, I played in some disney original's in early 2000s, didn't expect them to have me listed

>>34922801
It's just some nigger meme

>>34922801
ayo hol up, desu senpai baka, finna done wit this

>>34922801
ah keeps it 100 percent real homie

>>34922775
Just eat Iess you fat fuck

>>34922775
Hating others for their success is the most pathetic thing a human can do. You're a little bug. You'll never not be with that attitude.

The good book would do you some good.
>Thou shalt not covet.

>>34922770
don't do CS if you don't like it you stupid fuck, do you want to be that guy who can't do a fizzbuzz at a job interview ?

>>34922770
Go to college anyway, or military and then college so you don't have to pay for anything

No one is gonna give a enough of a fuck to hire you without knowing you went to college

After college, do whatever the fuck you want and prove your mom wrong, since she seems to hate you

>>34922770
does your mother smoke weed she sounds paranoid

But you can. Learn to lucid dream my friend.

>>34922684
by instead coping with the fact that Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is a shit anime

>>34922684
Pose vicariously while doing mundane tasks

you're that guy from /fa/ who constantly posts his fucking picture asking what he can do to make himself more attractive

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RIP pumpkin

>>34922678

you look like poo streets smell

Do you ever think that a porn star would ever allow you to have sex with her if you asked?

Let's just say you were a big fan of hers.

>>34922682
Ya if you met in a safe abode I would think so.

>>34922682
thousands of men have had sex with pornstars

>>34922576
you deserve what you get for pretending to like women while actually being a fag.

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This happened to me.

At the time I wasn't happy but I didn't rly care

You are screwed though

reveal your sins to the world and repent for you have sinned. Go to a public square and kiss the floor beneath you that you have desecrated and beg for forgiveness .

>>34922575
Talk to your childhood friend. She obviously cares a lot about you, maybe even loves you. Don't let her kill herself.

>>34922652
It gets worse and worse when I talk to her. I bring up those bad feelings. Plus I might stop talking to her for a while and making her feel like shit again, which is what started this.

>>34922575
It's because you didn't trust them to love you before and they resent that.

I do the same thing. I hate myself and am embarrassed about my life. I don't let anyone in because I fear rejection.

theres more or less two cases of virginity, the penetration aspect and the mindset. Physically she would probably have had her hymen broken (a reasonable benchmark for virginity amongst lesbians). mentally, she would not be, assuming consent and all that jazz

>>34922647
Is one finger enough to break a human?

>>34922848
*hymen
whoops lol

>>34922472
>Now what?

Fuck land whales

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>tfw I lowered my standards
>tfw around that time I started getting above average girls' numbers
>now I don't know how attractive i actually am
>constant mood swings of crippling self confidence to a high sense or narcism

Fuggin 'ell m8

Go forth and be yourself. If you truly lowered your standards you will get a gf.

>>34922372
tags are always the same: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k etc..

>stranger is typing
>stranger is typing
>stranger is typing
>Stranger: hi

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>tfw to ugly for Omegle

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>stories that happened

hehehehe bro, hehe, dude omg, hehe you probalby, HAHA had so many, hehe, hahaha. friends in highschool xD

>>34922373
I'm posting on r9k we don't have friends

>>34922349
Strange how so many of the posts on this board are about our adolescents, almost like we all are underage adolescents