>he intentionally leaves his sweater in your car >every

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>>34922947
>a girl will never do this to you
>she will never creepily smear her vaginal juices on your clothes
>she will never fuck the shit out of you and wear your t-shirt as a trophy

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>>34922947
>god dammit anon the next time you leave your sweater in my car, i'm throwing it in the trash.

>>34923018
it was a boy at school. there were some days i told him STRAIGHT UP take your freaking sweater!!!! and he left it AGAAAAAINNNNNNN

i just randomly thouht of this and laughed

it happened for like 4+ months straight lmao! :)

hes definitely a hot popular chad and his friends are too, but gosh. i just randomly had a flashback to that ridiculous recurring event

and i cantstop laughing now lmao xD

>mfw in a different city
>lose phone
>i reject one of many boys that night
>i call my phone the next morning and.. lo and behold, the boy who i had rejected saw it there and took it?
>i ask him, politely, please leave it at __ hotel at front desk thank you
>he refuses
>what the fuck is your fucking problem.jpg?
>he says he won't give me back my cellphone unless i meet him at ___ club that night.
>does not relent. says i won't get it back unless i meet him


>fucking hell i hate him
>snapped up that cellphone with the quickness when my friends and i all went there that night and gave him such an annoyed face


i hate boys sometimes

>im gonna hold ur precious cellie hostage unless you allow me to see you for 2 seconds!!! i mish you!!!!!!! come be with me!!!! =3

ewewewewewewewiewiewiweiewiewieieieeee!

>>34923053
ur lying, women steal all jumpers.
this is a well documented fact.

>>34923148
no, i don't

boys give them to me lol also if i'm cold they push me under their coat :D!!! :) ^-^!!! <3 :D

but this was someone at school