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>>34933948
>neet
>social outcast
what?
>leaves his house regularly
>is able to quickly make friends
>tall and attractive
>easily talks to a female
>easily is able to be in a group setting (that whole pyramid scheme episode)
>has motivation (the eroge game thing)
fucker is a failed normie.
but dont get me wrong, the show is great.

>>34933948
No, but am curious, what's it's full name?

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I did. Probably one of the best japanese porn-cartoons I've ever seen.

>>34933943
>http://newsroom.ucla.edu/stories/do-looks-really-matter-yes-and-209451

nigga i aint clickin that shit

>>34934014
Just google 'Do looks matter'

>>34933943
Believing biased studies with people from specific regions can represent a demographic accurately.
>psychology
Kek.

>>34933942
I feel like a family member may have done that to me, but I've repressed to the point where I genuinely cannot tell whether or not it happened.

>>34933942
No, but I dreamed of it since I was 10 (I started to masturbate at this time too).
I dreamt of a busty pedo woman kidnapping me and putting me in her cave to abuse my dick.
Still dream about being kidnapped by a girl tho.

I got molested multiple times

Told a friend last year, first time I spoke about it to anyone in 20 years

Your kissing skills dont match hers.. Some bitches are that shallow

>>34933883
you stank mane.
das nasty as sheet

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>>34933922
I even brushed my teeth right before that bish arrived

>>34933876
If they could make babies naturally, I would also search in their group my ideal mate.
I won't exclude women because there's still a chance to find the one there.

>>34933876

Please don't tell me that this is a guy in that picture!

>>34935152
>Please don't tell me that this is a guy in that picture!
Exactly what difference would it make to you?

>>34933867
Same here, although im not a robot. I am 6"0, somewhat muscular and have a nice face and jawline. Half dutch half spanish. Have a gf too and tomorrow a party at the student association. Just be social, practice.

>>34933867
I've seen the world as a 2 out of ten fatty and a 8 out of ten pretty boy. People are vain.

>>34933903
>Just be social, practice.
That's what I've done my entire life, believe me

>>34933832
Shut the fuck up you freak

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>>34933845
u making a beeg mistake, mista. we outnumah u ONE HUNDRED 2 ONE

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>>34933854
you dumb little pepes will BURN

>>34933780
It means you liked him. Whats the big deal? Enjoy life. Why worry bout sexuality

>>34933829
Good point. I guess it was more just the surprise of it that caught me off guard. I've never felt aggressively straight but I've also never been attracted to a man before.

I guess I'll just hope he's bi or gay and see where things go

>>34933780
I guess it means you're bisexual

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>>34933750
i never learned how either. i just subsist off of frozen pizzas and junk food

>>34933750
Start with something simple. You have access to the internet and thus an unthinkable amount of recipes to make. Watch guides and tutorials on YouTube and stuff if you need to.

Also keep the kitchen clean. Cannot stress that enough.

>>34933750
>put some rice or pasta in a pot filled with water
>put some meat or beans or whatever (with onion and tomato if you want) in a frypan
>cook
>cut some vegetables

Congrats you're a chef

>>34933665
she is so freaking cute omg, I want to marry the bats

>>34933665
She's cute but her humour is the definition of secondhand embarrassment.

>>34933716
She's definitely trying to imitate Sam Hyde.

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>>34933646
That's fucking hilarious, holy shit. The funniest part is, he goads them into despising him so their coverage is even more blatantly unfair, and the media's unfair coverage is picked up on by the viewer, making them side with Trump after he planted the idea in the viewer's head that he's being treated unfairly. Even if an actual negative story that deserves attention breaks, it won't be taken seriously at that point, because people are so sick and desensitized to the media's unfair coverage.

I don't know if he's doing it consciously or unconsciously, but either way, it's almost comical to watch him toy with the media. It's like the media are a bunch of children armed with pillows, and Trump is some guy walking around in a suit of armor, daring them to hit him 24/7.

>>34933646
You can't win against Kek.

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>>34933646
>mfw MSM said hillary had a 96% chance of winning

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we are watching lucky number slevin right now, come join for comfy action

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join for shitty plot twists

Original thoughts are fucking overrated.

>>34933517
>concentrating when concentrating
Too much concentrating. Clearly I need to concentrate on proof reading my posts as well.

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>>34933517
That sounds like total bullshit that can be totally explained by mind over matter similar to a placebo effect due to your belief in it, but I do believe that there's more out there than science can explain, and always have.

Maybe a lot of it's because I want to believe because it's fun to do so, maybe it's because I watched too much X-Files growing up, but I feel like there simply has to be stuff out there we can't explain or don't know about. A higher power, an afterlife, demonic possessions, ghost energies, mind reading, and telekinesis are all things that I have some measure of belief in. On the other hand, my skeptical mind usually dismisses things outright as hoaxes when I hear about them, so who knows? Maybe I don't believe in them as much as I think, after all.

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>>34933517
Yes

My belief in souls and God, despite being atheistic in value.

Also, I sort of believe in a more western form of Shinto. Morality is essentially a form of communication; there is no objective good or bad. Even God isn't a good god or bad god; he's a god, as is, as was, as will be.
Morality is a construction of our relationships, just like language; and like language, morality ceases to have a function when people have been taken out of the equation. To be morally progressive, one must understand where morals come from, but also how to harmonize the best possible communication, and that means being racist to a degree, being bigoted, being ethno-centric, but also being loving, and social. To be morally progressive, one must abandon artificial systems and stop repressing humanity. We must realize our place in life, even if we're lowly, that we have a place and title, and we must honour those before us, honour our fathers and mothers, not do good to them, but to bring them honour.

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>>34933513
i don't know this feel

what are you saying, op?

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>>34933523
back when i was a tiny apu i would make a billion different clock apps and other autistic shit in a crappy programming language
now i found them all and want to die

>>34933552
That's nothing to be ashamed of
what the fuck

>>34933476
>take photo of self
>doesnt seem that bad
>glance at mirror
>actually a 2/10

>>34933476
Tfw face is too rugged it tips away from masculine into broken

>>34933531
I'm the opposite. Look amazing in a mirror I made, and terrible on my phone camera or brothers mirror.