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Normie family 2017-02-20 09:07:44 Post No.35013355
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Normie family Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:07:44 Post No. 35013355 [Report] [View this topic]

What are things your normie family do that pisses you the most?

For me it's my sister who feels the constant need to infantilise me in public. Including

>Calling me "lil bro" or "shorty" instead of my name (she's somehow taller than me)
>Pinching my cheeks for fun
>Tapping the back of my head or messing with my hair like I'm a kid when I try to talk with other normies
>Greeting me with an embarassing kiss on the forehead in public just cause she knows I hate it
>If I try to protest she says loudly "Isn't he cute throwing his little tantrums!" so that people laugh at me.

Seriously it's like being bullied at school but it's the whole fucking day

Then there's my dad trying to be funny, or my mom always singing along with the radio even though she has no sense of rythm. God I can't wait to leave home

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:10:29 Post No.35013413
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>>35013355
>he has a normal american family from what it sounds like and he's complaining

try being abused relentlessly every moment that you were alive by the person who so supposed to prop you up and not kick you while you're down

fuck you

Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:11:38 Post No.35013438
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>>35013355
Fap to her photoshopped nudes and ejaculate into her panties lad

Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:13:12 Post No.35013473
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:13:12 Post No.35013473 [Report]

>>35013413

Not american bro

>>35013438
I don't find her attractive

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:06:45 Post No. 35013332 [Report] [View this topic]

2007 is 10years ago

what were you doing in 2007?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:07:30 Post No.35013348
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:07:30 Post No.35013348 [Report]

I was 12 and going to school.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:07:44 Post No.35013356
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>>35013332
Playing Pokemon Diamond on my Nintendo DS.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:08:25 Post No.35013374
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:08:25 Post No.35013374 [Report]

Playing halo 3
Originally original

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:05:08 Post No. 35013293 [Report] [View this topic]

Are there any army bots on this board?
Anyone go from NEET to army life?
mildy considering it

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:07:36 Post No.35013351
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:07:36 Post No.35013351 [Report]

I don't understand this meme

>R9k autists can barely leave their basements
>Immense social problems anxiety lack of motivation only cares about anime

>Thinks joining the army is a good idea

Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:24:47 Post No.35013732
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:24:47 Post No.35013732 [Report]

I don't know. I'm told the marine corps assumes their recruits know nothing about anything, and teaches them accordingly. Right down to issues of basic hygiene.

Perhaps some robots would benefit from that level of reprogramming.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:28:12 Post No.35013811
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>>35013293
Dont go to the army. Its the most sheep thing to do.

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Pc Building 2017-02-20 08:56:19 Post No.35013099
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Pc Building Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:56:19 Post No. 35013099 [Report] [View this topic]

Battlesation builds! Are any robots into making pc builds? Post your current build or builds you plan to make. Feel free to critique and add some feedback. Here's my build I'm working on https://pcpartpicker.com/list/99CvvV
The theme is a sleek white, modern, minimalistic pc with tasteful RGB lighting. Something about building a PC and then booting it up on a nice morning is such a comfy feeling, it's a great hobby for me as a NEET, and I'd advise other robots to get into it! It feels like an RPG game Customizing your pc, and adding upgrades to it.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:58:27 Post No.35013135
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>he calls his computer a "battlestation"
>He doesn't play casual games on his phone

Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:00:39 Post No.35013173
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>>35013099
solid build, though you might have to change the PSU in the future if you want to add an additional GPU

Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:00:54 Post No.35013181
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>>35013135
What's wrong with having no games on my phone, ginger whore?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:52:23 Post No. 35013006 [Report] [View this topic]

>best solution for chinlets

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:54:13 Post No.35013050
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>>35013006
>go without shaving for 2 weeks
>not even a stubble, just a bunch of pube-looking hairs on my chin

yeah, fuck you

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:56:37 Post No.35013105
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>>35013050
It's a year worth of not shaving, not mere two weeks.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:59:02 Post No.35013148
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>>35013105
bullshit. i couldnt grow a real beard even if i stopped shaving for the rest of my life. i know guys who already have a fucking layer of fur on their chins after 3 days of not shaving. i hate to say this, but it is literally genetics. not everyone can have a beard.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:35:25 Post No. 35012633 [Report] [View this topic]

"Ew, who the fuck invited you"

How do you respond?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:36:26 Post No.35012655
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>>35012633
>virgin delusions
you're definitely a lost cause anon

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:36:30 Post No.35012657
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>>35012633

I don't know why I'm at this children's slumber party.
>Leaves before getting arrested

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>>35012633
xx Invited me.. and who invited you?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:33:06 Post No. 35012585 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't you have friends, anon? Don't give me that lame excuse of being fat and ugly. Even fat and ugly people can make friends.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:35:37 Post No.35012640
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:35:37 Post No.35012640 [Report]

Big trust issues.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:37:09 Post No.35012671
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:37:09 Post No.35012671 [Report]

>>35012640
This and I'm too autistic to start a conversation without being fucking anxious

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>>35012640
Who hurt you? I will cut them.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:19:07 Post No. 35012272 [Report] [View this topic]

>one shot at life
>be born a nigger
I dare you to name one thing that's possibly worse than being a nigger

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:20:14 Post No.35012289
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>>35012272
Being born blind.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:21:05 Post No.35012315
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>>35012289
wrong, being blind is still normie tier compared to nigger

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:21:12 Post No.35012317
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>>35012272
Asian male

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:07:28 Post No. 35012037 [Report] [View this topic]

>tired of being a virgin
>tired of Stacies constantly walking around like whores in their slutwear
TONIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO FUCKING DO IT ! IDC ANYMORE

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:08:13 Post No.35012050
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:08:13 Post No.35012050 [Report]

don't do it. you're gonna get caught and thrown in jail

then you'll lose your anal virginity too

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:08:21 Post No.35012052
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:08:21 Post No.35012052 [Report]

>>35012037
>dying because of women

women wins lol

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>>35012037
Take a second to consider this anon. Being reckless is a fast way to get in jail.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:05:30 Post No. 35011992 [Report] [View this topic]

>he doesn't own a seiko watch

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:06:34 Post No.35012018
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:06:34 Post No.35012018 [Report]

Im sorry for making this thread. Its pure shit.

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>>35011992
>>35012018
jej

NOT ANY MORE FRIENDO

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:09:58 Post No.35012078
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I used to have a watch when I was a kid since mobile phones weren't a thing back then. Mom made me wear it so I'd come home from playing outside on time instead of staying out after dark and making her worry.

Don't know why anyone would wear one these days since we've all got clocks in our pockets.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:01:57 Post No. 35011921 [Report] [View this topic]

Did he seriously try to defend pedophilia?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:04:56 Post No.35011981
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>>35011921

No.

fuck off to /pol/

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Apparently yes.
With that old "It's not pedo, it's efebo" excuse nobody belives.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:05:58 Post No.35012003
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>>35011921
No, and if you had listened to his entire argument you'd know that he wasnt defending pedophilia.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:58:01 Post No. 35011842 [Report] [View this topic]

>Itt name my moldfus
>One moldfu per post
>Must have dubs

I will post progression in 2 weeks time

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:10:39 Post No.35012086
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:10:39 Post No.35012086 [Report]

Guys?
~~plz respond~~

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I'll Claim one.
Write his Name on him.
Call him Ellie.
Give Ellie Special care.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:28:01 Post No.35012470
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>>35012305
>Write his Name on him.
This.

>>35011842
Call one Sigmund. It's a nice name.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:53:03 Post No. 35011728 [Report] [View this topic]

your oneitis is being fucked by a Chad while you are jerking off to cartoons all day, how does this make you feel anon?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:54:52 Post No.35011770
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>>35011728
No, I bet he isn't

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:55:03 Post No.35011778 [Report]

Wouldn't it be kind of stupid though if angelic girls did end up with ugly nerds and betas like they do in bad movies?

That's just not natural. Yeah it sucks and we should all suicide in protest of our terrible fates.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:55:04 Post No.35011779
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:55:04 Post No.35011779 [Report]

It's actually kind of funny once you get over the initial anguish.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:49:36 Post No. 35011656 [Report] [View this topic]

I just cried my eyes out because I feel so fucking lonely. what do you do when you feel like this?

I think about the idea of humans having an inherent void and trying, but failing, to fill it with other people. This seems truer to me than ever now

>too ashamed to admit my loneliness to anyone
>have ""online bf"" i feel comfortable talking to about this
>he's living in his own world and using me to curb his own loneliness and to have a personal support system
>can't connect to me on any level
>i'm a fat unattractive girl so basically useless to most people

I know that I'm not special and you get millions of posts like this but it feels so bad and I just want some advice, the feeling of someone relating, attention, anything

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:50:48 Post No.35011677
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:50:48 Post No.35011677 [Report]

Eventually you will get used to it and stop caring that you're lonely.

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>>35011656
you can do as >>35011677 says or you can start losing weight believe me it will make you feel better

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:53:37 Post No.35011740
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:53:37 Post No.35011740 [Report]

>i'm a fat unattractive girl
can we have pics to confirm

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LSD Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:47:19 Post No. 35011618 [Report] [View this topic]

Is lsd a robot drug? I'm trying it tomorrow. Any stories or advice?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:48:56 Post No.35011650
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>>35011618
>Any stories or advice?
Don't do drugs

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:50:31 Post No.35011672
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>>35011650
Yes, live your entire life sober and bored with your mundane and unhappy life. Drugs are bad, new experiences make your life worse.

Stay in your home and consume

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>>35011672
What are you even doing here you normie?

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