"Ew, who the fuck invited you" How do you respond?

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>>35012633
>virgin delusions
you're definitely a lost cause anon

>>35012633

I don't know why I'm at this children's slumber party.
>Leaves before getting arrested

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>>35012633
xx Invited me.. and who invited you?

>>35012633
>Why the fuck am I in Bongistan?

Tell them who invited me. If they want to make a big stink about it, they can suck my hairy goose egg

>>35012633
>"h-hey ladies, now the real p-party can begin!!"

>>35012717
*whips out fat dick*

>>35012633
You know people can see when you screenshot snapchat stories, right?

i remember it happened to me in kindergarten. i was already bullied in kindergarten. i wonder if it's where it all started

>>35012633
>How do you respond?
probably just leave desu

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>>35012633
This is my room who the fuck are you people and what are you doing in my house
*grabs battle-axe mounted on the wall*
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35012822
Ew anons playing with his weird sword again!

>>35012633
Hi, my name is Rodger;first name Elliot.

The ugly one. She'll vouch for me.

i've never had this problem because i am a pussy magnet

>>35012633
>I came here with friends. Why are you even talking to me?

I wouldn't go to a party unless at least 2 people wanted me to go there.
Too bad no one wants me to go to any anyway haha

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>>35012633
MY TEETH RIPPING THROUGH YOUR SKIN! THE AMOUNT OF PAIN YOU WILL FEEL IN YOUR LAST FIVE SECONDS OF LIFE WILL NOT COMPARE TO ANY MEASURABLE AMOUNT OF PAIN THAT CAN BE EXPERIENCED, BE READY TO PAY FOR THAT QUESTION YOU STUPID WHORE!

>>35012633
>"what's wrong with your noses?"

>>35012938
edgier than a razorblade

>>35012633
Turn 256 binary radians and walk away

>>35012633
ROASTIES ARE ABOUT TO GET TOASTIE GEHEHEHEHE*pulls out flamethrower and scorches them all in an intense searing heat*

>>35012633
turn 360 degrees and walk away

also: check my digits

>>35012633
Realistically?
If I was wearing clothes I don't have issues with?

"Your pimp.
Y'all rude as fuck, you kiss your "
And there is where I choke.
Ive been sitting here 10 mins with this post open tring to finish this comeback.

I cant

Aren't you more concerned with why I just teleported in here right in front of you? Give me a fucking drink.

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>>35012781
and?
awooooo~

>implying I would go to a party
Originally original

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>>35012857
TASTE MY STEEL WENCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35012956
>On a board full of 15 year olds complaining about their lives

>>35012633
None of your damn business.

I don't know how it happened but I'm a grumpy old man at age 20.

>>35013104
>you kiss your
Forgot "x"
It was a you x your y with that mouth formula.

Im not even built for this shit.
Ive had tyrone moments when the air was right, like shouting at a cabbie trying to run into my legs at a crosswalk in traffic "FUCK are you going? Where are you GOING?" obviously directed at him but I had my head turned away like this was anotger

"Speccy cunt, hunchback, plate face, forgot to shave your legs? chewbaccas sister, let me guess "great personality"? lol the worst of 80s hair.

Surely this place can do better?"

Wanna be passive aggresive with me I'll be outright aggresive fucking ROASTIES.

>>35013249
>None of your damn business
Wouldyou really?
Could you really say that?

Imagine your voice saying it.
The timing.
Don't stutter
Dont make your voice crack
Do you deepen your voice?
Say it slower than you would normally?

Can you keep your barb sharp enough to b them tfo but not so intimidating a white knight tries to retaliate?

>>35012633
This is my house too whores, get the fuck out.

>>35012633
"Watch your fucking mouth, cunt."

>>35013379
You too.
Can you ACTUALLY say that and come out okay without their very presence being stronger than your insult making you just pathetic saying scumbag things?

grab them by the pussy. THen fuck them in the ass from left to the right and cum inside of them ass.

And ofc, record eveything to fap later.

N-no one I kinda just came haha, uhh, s-so, what's up girls? :-)

>>35013435
*sees chad is coming
*shit on his pants
*run away while crying

>>35012633
it was Chad hehe, what a cool guy, right! i have to get home early though, hehe.

>>35013491
*then he sees chad fucking them
*records everything like a pervert

>>35012633
smile, put out my who-to-shoot notepad and write down some names. do a 360 and walk away

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>>35012633
why do they all look like demons?

>>35013418
It's easy. I'm not afraid to tell people off. I'd nonchalantly make my reply and then move along to someone else.

>>35013535
so youre gonna spend the night with them

>>35012633
Bitches what's up with them eyes and u call me a freak fuck you

>>35013588
only way out is through them

I'd say something like "you did" it would confuse them and i'd just keep playing with them for a while.

>>35013680
>meet furry coworker in new internship in printshop
>he`s way less autistic then me
bless you anon

>better run faster than my gun
https://youtu.be/A0IXQZpkPb8

>>35012633
Silence cunt. I came for the alcohol. Now poor me a goddamn drink, slut.

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Ew. I live here.

I'd bust out my Nintendo Switch and then I'd be the life of the party, all the babes would love me and invite me to every party, that's why I pre-ordered.

>>35012633
Such judging eyes. Looks evil

>>35012633
The girl in the striped pants did, right baby?
>check-mate
>she wont say no because i am too attractive compared to her

your d-dad

>>35012633
This is my party you stupid cunts get the fuck out.
(Racks shotgun and plays the banjo from deliverance)

>>35012781
It's come to the point of paranoia that I have to use a camera and take a picture of my screen now.

>>35013350
I'm sorry but I have done this at a party but more fucks and Hooser and other Canadian slang.
Mass fags like the trailer park boys for some reason.

It's not rape if I'm invited.

>>35012633
'Ew, who let you out of the kitchen?"