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Buy conditioner ya dolt.

>>35008659
I do but won't it still be greasy even if I use it? I keep putting off showering anyway

>>35008591
if hair touching your neck really bothers you, tie it up in a tail or bun.

wean yourself off porn in general because your dick can't get/stay erect to non-pornographic material at all

>>35008406

I kind of know that feel. I couldn't be intimate with a girl because I fapped to porn too much.

I can't get hard to vanilla porn anymore either, yet I still get a boner just by being touched by a girl. It's strange.

>>35008207
>be me
>freshman in uni
>recently deleted my tumblr(I know I know)
>still need muh social interaction
>fuck regular sites
>always knew of 4chan
>loved the silly green post stories
>decided to try it out
>started on /a/
>quickly realized everyone there is a lolifag
>moved to /fit/ and /r9k/
>/fit/ encouraged me to change my life around, now almost 2 months into lifting feel better than I ever have
>while /r9k/ has made me hate women
>I decide hating them is better than worshipping them like I used to

Thanks brahs, you guys have actually changed my life for the better

some idiot i used to know on a forum i used to post on would constantly post all these stupid /b/ memes

>be 13
>big brother calls me into his room
>has three thousand tabs from /f/ open
>has me watch all the swfs
>laugh our asses off
>start browsing /b/ together

>tfw 12 years later and I ended up as a nazi frog while he's an antifa redditor
>we are not friends anymore
>we will never laugh together like that again
>we hate each other's guts

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has he died due to stabbing his taint to make it a vagina yet

>>35008186
I believe the quote is "And I just won!"

>>35008212

>16 February - Chris posts that hospital staff were to blame for Bob's death in 2011 and says he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

>16 February - Chris uploads A browsing around an ol' playground, in which he begs for money before showing footage of himself walking around a playground. Shortly after uploading, he edited the video to eliminate the section of himself on the playground, instead ending it at the entrance; however, copies had been made of the original video.

>16 February - Photos are posted of Chris at an LGBT event.

>15 February - Chris feels sick.

>14 February - Chris lectures on the meaning of empathy.

>13 February - Chris claims he has empathy.

>12 February - Chris looks up Megan Schroeder's Facebook.

Financial activity on the 17th, purchasing a lego game. So not yet.

>tfw this thread reminds you of your shitty high school years
>tfw put in the hospital by some other kid for looking at him wrong

fuck you OP

Why do our brains hate us?

>>35008146
iktfb
Is there any legitimate way to stop this from happening? Preferably not involving meds

>>35008105
You are gay. Go suck some cocks faggo

>>35008169
i'm not gay. it was self-defense

bump for my confusion

>>35008069
i had a roommate like that. every time i would go to the bathroom he would come out of his room.

some people are just born excretion interrupters
you'll have to become a fecal interloper

>>35008091
I never have this problem! Seriously! If I know someone is trying to let out their load, I stay in my room unless I need to leave!

to know if it is worth it, we'd have to hear what the point of a relationship is
in b4 kids/house/yard/dogs

>>35008042
I'm a khv so obviously I've never had a gf but I'd imagine the first 1-2 years of the relationship is definitely worth it.

Long term like marriage might not be worth it

A part of me thinks that all the misery will make the day when the sun shines on us all the sweeter.

>>35007434
I broke down while drunk and cried to my friend on the phone. Don't do this though

>>35007434
You are gonna need to get real close with some onions

>>35007469
This desu. Squeeze an onion and put all of the juice in your eyes

>>35007406

You fucked at up internalizing that you're a 'brainlet'. Either you're victimizing yourself, or you are going for classes that aren't up your alley and are wasting time anyway going on the wrong path.

>>35007471
>mfw this anon spoke the truth

All things you said are true.

Jesus. It's not easy. It requires tremendous amount of hard work. And, I am too lazy to do shit.

>Wasting time away
That's what I am doing senpai.


>Wrong path.

The outcome of this degree is good. I honestly have no interest in any other departments.
How do I motivate myself to study anon. I literally waste time everyday.

>>35007522

What do you mean the outcome is good? If your cognitive patterns don't automatically trend towards problem solving in the way that is most typical in your major, you're just setting yourself up for boredom and failure. The hard stuff gets done on the back of the excess motivation you have from engaging with subjects that are compelling to you.

>>35007231
Prepare to feel extremely shit the days after you take it.

>>35007231
You should rethink your life choices and find better, healthier ways of entertaining yourself.

>>35007493
There are more things apart from reading Proust

>>35007174
What is your current situation, live with parents? Job? Physique? Studies?

>>35007208

I'm 16 I live with my mom
I don't have a job, but I go to an online high school which isn't really so bad.
Average physique: 6'1 180lb

>>35007174
First, start taking Vitamin D. Your general (negative) disposition may be a result of lack of natural sun light. It'll at least help you grease your internal gears while you mentally prepare yourself to embark on this journey of change.

Second, you need to eat better. I'm not saying you do or don't because you never mentioned your eating habits. Just try to eat smaller portions and healthier, in general.

Third, go for long walks. Stop sitting inside and thinking about things / surfing the web. You need to get outside and actually breathe in fresh air. Find something that you want to walk to and go there. Investigate. Take it all in. Slowly go from walking, to jogging, then to running. Eventually, work sprints in there to get your heart rate up.

Fourth, after you've accomplished the other things, start picking up hobbies and make sure you have at least one that's outdoors.

Good luck.

>>35007108
>windows desktop for vidya
>mac osx laptop as a laptop

though lately because I never leave my room, my laptop collects dust as I just do everything either on my desk or on my phone.

I swear, smartphones made laptops pretty redundant.

>>35007108
Android because it's the cheapest and robots and money, well I've no job. I boot up my old XP for other things though.

Windows 7 for gaming and work.
Ubuntu for general use.

You can ask your family to leave the room, you know. In fact, I'm surprised your psychiatrist didn't ask you if you felt comfortable with them being there first before she began the appointment

>>35007079
I guess I could have, it's just been like this for years and I didn't think to. She'd still talk to me the same way anyway

>>35007042
>So mr. Anon, how are you feeling
>I dont know, i feel kinda ok and blabla
>I dont know, i feel kinda bad and blabla

>Ok mr. Anon, you should take these pills to *fix X*
>Just make sure you keep taking [random jew pills] for at least couple of weeks to get the everything in level
>O...ok....
>Dont pick up the pills or eat them

>repeat until i finally get disability bux

Life aint easy being eternal NEET and wanting to stay that way.

and half of those robots are probably dead

R I P

>>35006961
>>35006974
All of us are dead inside.

>>35006961
>tfw fucking your wife's son