When you first found 4chan

>>35008207
>be me
>freshman in uni
>recently deleted my tumblr(I know I know)
>still need muh social interaction
>fuck regular sites
>always knew of 4chan
>loved the silly green post stories
>decided to try it out
>started on /a/
>quickly realized everyone there is a lolifag
>moved to /fit/ and /r9k/
>/fit/ encouraged me to change my life around, now almost 2 months into lifting feel better than I ever have
>while /r9k/ has made me hate women
>I decide hating them is better than worshipping them like I used to

Thanks brahs, you guys have actually changed my life for the better

some idiot i used to know on a forum i used to post on would constantly post all these stupid /b/ memes

>be 13
>big brother calls me into his room
>has three thousand tabs from /f/ open
>has me watch all the swfs
>laugh our asses off
>start browsing /b/ together

>tfw 12 years later and I ended up as a nazi frog while he's an antifa redditor
>we are not friends anymore
>we will never laugh together like that again
>we hate each other's guts

2013 was my first year here. How much longer will it take for me to not be a newfag?

>be me
>17 or so
>found out about shotacon
>started looking for shota sites
>found not4chan
>wonder why it is called "not 4chan"
>look up 4chan
>find 4chan
>no shota
>weeb site
>leave

>>35008680
you'll never stop being a newfag
the oldfags are those who were here before 2010
sorry

>2003
>get linked to a hentai thread on here
>come for the porn stay for the funny

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>be 2012
>"Haha! Ponies!"
>Discover /mlp/
>Stay sheltered in that hugbox for a year before deciding to try out one other board for the first time
>It was /pol/
>Went from being a right-wing racist to a third-dimensional national anarchist because I realized I was too intelligent for their discussion

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>discovered here while preparing university Entrance examination

>>35008818
New fag is the first 2 to 5 years medium fags are 6-9 years old fag is 10+