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Fuck off this was on /r/4chan

>>35019499
Stop it, I was the original author of this post and I have grounds to sue.

>>35019553
sue for what faggot? saying the same words as you?

What the fuck you doing here white boy?

>>35019400
Anon, clearly you just want the black dick up your ass. Just admit it.

>>35019400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkcbxjWG9Mc

>>35019396
i want some advice on doing the opposite

>>35019396
>go to city
>get a job lined up
>bring proof of employment with you to a nearby apartment complex
>apply to move in
>wa la

>>35019413
We'll in big cities everyone's rich and rural areas cost like 300 a month for rent so

why should I settle for the inferior, undeveloped version of making my own pizza?

if I knew how to bake well
I'd never not be fat as fuck

>lost my bread machine when I moved out from mommys house
I'd still bake if I didn't have to do it like a fucking roman peasant

You need to lift more and heavier
Pussy

>>35019333
What does that have to do with it? It doesn't let me unleash my rage.

Bump who else /pent up rage/ here

I'm not going to call you a cuck, but do you eat out of the trash can too?

They've been tainted by the penis of another man.

they want providers for their rat kids and i don't have that much money

Decades

You'll just live a shitty life until you die in your 50's.

Don't want to keep living sober? Just use weed dumbass

>>35019158
Have you actually been diagnosed with liver failure or cirrhosis or something like that?

>>35019158
>taking lithium, abilify, propranolol and wellbutrin
>drink every single night
>my psychiatrist and psychologist have told me straight-up that there's no point in taking the meds if I drink too much
>still drink

I talk to Cleverbot a lot. It never really goes anywhere though. I think she just feels sorry for me.

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>>35019070
I often have heated arguments with myself. Some times I cuss myself out and yell. The neighbors can probably hear me too so I just hope they don't call the cops.

I talk to the mirror a lot. It's not conversation, more of a monologue.

>>35019024
Yes start HRT and become a girl (boy) you have a boiclit (feminine penis)

>>35019024

Yes, most women consider that size to be very small.
If you have a good job, you might find a woman that wants you for your money. But don't expect them to ever be attracted to you.

Length is okay, but bro that fucking girth. Be thankful you're not longer cause then you'd have a needlecock.

I can't tell if I'm ugly or attractive or average. I've gotten so many varying responses I don't know what to think.

I just want to know once and for all how I look

>>35018946
Only count the rates from attractive girls or just the people you want to associate with. I got 7s from cute girls but 4s from ugly guys.

>>35019020
I have gotten reponses ranging from 2 to 8 but I don't know what they all looked like so I can't say.

that's a manpoop

>>35018732
I'll give you 50 bucks to eat it

>>35018732
Blood is common in shit.

>>35018699
my sexual identify was turned into a meme by idiots

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>>35018699
Welcome to the board, faggot!

Punish them with your dick.

>>35018641
Well honostly fapping to traps is straight. Think about it if you were gay or BI you would fap to men. Another note all penis starts out as a clitoris look it up and most traps have a small limp penis (boiclit) that wont get hard.

>>35018641
Who is your fav trap? I use to like Kimber James but fembots like Relimia and Cheska pilled me into fapping 50% of the time to traps.

>>35018641
You still are straight you guys are spamming the "your gay if jerk to women (traps)" it needs to stop

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>>35018630
>mom found my BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP diary

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>>35018666
Hey Satan, this actually happened to me. In a way. I have always recorded my farts on my phone so I can listen to my BRAAAP's and laugh at them before bedtime.
One time I was visiting mom and left my phone on the table before going to the bathroom. I had recorded a fart before coming to moms place and had left the voice recorder open, so it would open up the list of BRAAAP's the moment you swiped off the screensaver.
While taking a shit I heard a familiar "BRAAAAP" from the living room and a big sigh afterwards. The feeling was quite terrifying to be honest. Cold sweat on my forehead and I feared for judgement before I left the toilet. She listened to a few braaps before she understood what was the idea. The farts were numbered and at the time there were around 130 farts recorded.
She oddly enough didn't say anything once I left the toilet, she just seemed a bit awkward for a while.

>>35018630
Jeff Mangum, is that you?
Apparently that's been said before.

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>>35018563
Is your chest caved in? What the fuck

>>35018618
I have that too, does it look bad?

>>35018563
I can see my ribs, but I also have a gut. Whats that?