>mom found the anne frank porn parodies

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>>35018630
>mom found my BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP diary

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>>35018666
Hey Satan, this actually happened to me. In a way. I have always recorded my farts on my phone so I can listen to my BRAAAP's and laugh at them before bedtime.
One time I was visiting mom and left my phone on the table before going to the bathroom. I had recorded a fart before coming to moms place and had left the voice recorder open, so it would open up the list of BRAAAP's the moment you swiped off the screensaver.
While taking a shit I heard a familiar "BRAAAAP" from the living room and a big sigh afterwards. The feeling was quite terrifying to be honest. Cold sweat on my forehead and I feared for judgement before I left the toilet. She listened to a few braaps before she understood what was the idea. The farts were numbered and at the time there were around 130 farts recorded.
She oddly enough didn't say anything once I left the toilet, she just seemed a bit awkward for a while.

>>35018630
Jeff Mangum, is that you?
Apparently that's been said before.

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