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>>35049762
I'm like a half normie and I'm currently $140 in my overdraft. So pretty broke


not counting the secret stash of $4,000 I have

>>35049836
Kek

What is this "secret stash" for?

>>35049940
LSD

Nah just kidding, I'm saving up to travel around the United States (britfag) for a few months in an RV next year. I'm gonna need at least another several thousand before that's realistic, but nobody knows about this money, I try to forget about it myself and only put money into that bank account, never take any out.

>>35049739
I have an app on my phone that lets me talk to girls like just scroll through thousands of people and pick all the girls. I've talked to girls in almost every country and got nudes

>>35049758
yeah, but have you ever made a girl fall in love with you? It's different, much more euphoric

>>35049772
Yeah when I first started I had a Mexican qt I loved and I've had gfs before but now I talk to so many girls I can't be exclusive for more than a few minutes.

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ur poopsexual

stupid headed doodooface

gaylord head

>>35049730
FOOL
we asexuals are like supermen, stacys' powers are useless against us!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

>>35049730
To be honest, women prefer straight males over bisexual ones.

>>35049700
3241 ??
avoiding the bot

>>35049700
this is easy as fuck?
it's 3241

>being able to solve it
Why would you ever be good at something? Normies ree.

>>35049699
>gibs me datt !

>>35049709

Yeah, wealthy capitalists sure do like to be given the sweat of the proletariat's brow.

>guy has idea that benefits billions of people

Why shouldn't he have all that money. Remember, people GAVE this money to him. Yet the goverment says, no you have to give it back to them. Why? Just because he was born in the US and used the US to build his business? Even so, how much of that money is really entitled to the people?

>>35049656
wo-MEN is better, I suppose. Fewer letters too.

>>35049656
I prefer to call them by the name bestowed upon them by the Gods themselves: bitches.

I'd rather call them HARLOTS

>>35049541
And you're a robot with snapchat?

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He fell for the fembot conspiracy.

>>35049541
Yes sir, you are correct. You have done the right think by sharing this information with everyone.

>>35049420
if that's actually true (which btw i highly doubt)
how the actual fuck do you manage to get kicked out of high school? and do you realize
No employer is going to hire a dropout in this day and age a diploma isn't enough as it is
But a dropout in 2017
I'd really hate to be you when whoever you are leaching off dies or refuses to support you
Because you are going to actually die in absolute miserable conditions.

TDLR
you fucked up big time

>>35049420
>>35049452
so in light of your failure and to all others who are failures of this caliber
LMAO

>>35049420
you have a sad story right there, OP, yet you were too lazy to greentext it to start your own thread off

Let's hear your story, or eat shit. sage

>>35049415
>wake up to be a fat short man

lol no thx

>>35049415
>jncut

I'd kill myaelf

>>35049415
I'd go get my penis cut.

are you like homeless/have to pay rent? 200 is enough for food, especially as an american.

>>35049354
>200 dollars a month
What country are you in?
>but if I work at al lthey wil ltake away my neetbux
You won't need the NEETbux if you're earning money

>>35049354
for what do you need more? I only need about 150 for a month.

we can't

originalio

>>35049273
Article 1.


All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.

Article 3.


Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of person.

Article 5.


No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.

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>>35049273
Better idea: I'll come show you.

>>35048577
By avoiding opening one's gullet and consuming food

here's a redpill: nothing can be """"stopped""""
it must always be exchanged

an alcoholic can't simply stop drinking alcohol, they just change it to exercising or gym shit
a smoker doesn't stop smoking, they just change it to snus or cannabis or whatever

replace the urges with something else, for better or worse. stopping is impossible

Today I ate a banana and 2 small hamburgers.
Not because I'm dieting or anything, I just can't be bothered to go to the store, cook anything, or go pick up food.
Try the depression diet. You literally don't have to do anything.

>>35048502
no
i just want my bf to kill me

>>35048537
I'll do it for you if I can rape you first.

Or after. I'm not picky.

>>35048537
Can I be the one who kills you? C-contact?

how can you guys come up with shit like cum homonculus?
maybe my brain is not degenerate enough for inventing these terms?

>>35048518
>Doesmt have a cum homonculus

Anon please tell me you have activated the shit rift then! Please the plan hinges on the shit rift

>>35048490
what's your end game, my dear fellow anon?

>>35048063
You mean BPD?

>>35048072

No I mean BDD.

>>35048063
Pay for her HRT and hope it goes away