>mother found the cum homonculus Its all coming together lads

how can you guys come up with shit like cum homonculus?
maybe my brain is not degenerate enough for inventing these terms?

>>35048518
>Doesmt have a cum homonculus

Anon please tell me you have activated the shit rift then! Please the plan hinges on the shit rift

>>35048490
what's your end game, my dear fellow anon?

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>pops found the "buttered" popcorn

from here on out, it can only get worse

>>35048544
My end game anon? My end game is total control.
Mother can now only watch as the cum homonculus wreaks havoc

>>35048490
Is she glad she has a grandchild now?

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Granny found the "milk bowl"

>>35048518

So? I mean what could she think it is? Just say it's a project or something. Idk.

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>mom found the goo goober

>>35048518
>>35048536
>>35048578
my cat is giving me a worried look from behind the laptop as i laugh hysterically

>>35048641
>Anon found the laugh cat

Fucking hell the madman, dont do it anon its not worth it

An actual good funny thread on r9k which is a nice spin on a tired old thread

>Hi r/4chan can you put me in tbe screencap

>mom found the crusty monkey cage

>grandma fell into the piss dungeon

i'll never see my sweet, sweet grandmother again

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>>35048682
>anons foun the redditor

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>it happened anons, i diddnt have time to finish it and had to pre emptivly strike before more was uncovered

My vomit rocket was finally found

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>>35048728
Fuck...
Is the peepee robot still intact!?

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>mother discovered the cum cauldron

thankfully she didn't know what it was

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>grandma released the rape goblin
Now I don't have to listen to her nag all the time

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>>35048490
>An archeologist found the cumsorus

They have visited us in the past

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>my momma mia found the poopy dishes

..shit

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>uncle found the smegma sancuary
i'm so fucked lads

Dad found the shit circus

This is it lads, my plan has begun to roll

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Tfw my mom actually found my snot towel

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>mom found the porn parrot

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>brother found skyrim sexlab submit beast mod 2.0 all because he ran into my argonian sex slave dungeon by accident

FUCK

>>35048490
If it's all coming along well, why are you crying?

Why??? Tell me faggot!!

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Mother found the new edition of tea cup monthly with a rather dashing female on the front cover.

Should resign from the country club lads? She was awfully irate

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>tfw mum found the cum cannon
What am I going to fire at normies now?

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>niece finds the taxidermy temple...

it's all falling perfectly into place, lads.

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>mummy dearest found the shit-encrusted funfair noodles

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>poppop found my dead squirrel reenactment of WW1

>secretary of foriegn affairs made diplomatic contact with the republic of cumragstan

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>friend found the preteen pajama pentagon
this is the end, friend

>brother explored the crusty caverns

Now i have to explain to my mom where he went

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>imouto stumbled upon the rectal reinforcements
See you at the other side

>>35049175
fucking lol

blox uwot

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>>35049175
>mum found me crusty wank furnace
>Muzzies barge in and murder her for the glory of Allah

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>sister found the piss pullover

now I have to lick her pussy clean every day so she doesn't tell our parents

>>35051056
Yeesh. Welcome to Hell, idiot.

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>MI5 found the anti-nuclear campaigner

isn't a cum homonculus just a homonculus? like that is the meaning of it

Two of these actually happened to me recently.

>Friend found the cum cot (this weekend)

>Mum found the cum sheet (two years ago)

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>Sister found the braap audio batch
I'm serious. I seriously record my farts and have them on my phone in a neat, single playlist.

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>mum found the smegma smoothie

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>ATF found my dog

>dad stumbled upon the cum cultivation plate


Well it's been a wild ride

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>>35048490
>the ATF found my cock rocket
woo boy here we go

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>>35052887
It's not that weird I was recently shown the ham horn app and immediately upon discovering the record function recorded multiple watery after drinking shits then played them on my sound system
I have lost sight of God entirely boys

>meemaw found the foreskin dodecahedron

>sister slipped on the fecal matter covered anus banana

I hope she doesn't tell mommy about this.

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>little sister microwaved the cum ingots

>FBI found the poopoo cashew vial

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>NHS/DWP found the malingering advice site ICRs ( http://yiu.co.uk/blog/who-can-view-my-internet-history/ )

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>russian hackers stole passwords for wireless rectal crust containers
>again

>girl im orbiting found the urethal coat hanger

Havent seen her in a few days...

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> dad found my massive horse dragon dildo with cum, covered in shit.
I guess i fucked up

the ants got into my socks and carried off my unborn. So I burnt them all.