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Help me out /r9k/, I'm getting paranoid. I live in the US and about a week ago I got an email on my personal Gmail account that someone had used my email to sign up for Netflix in the UK (pic related). It listed my email for the account but had a separate email that wasn't mine listed for the paypal payment.
I forgot about it until I just recently got another email from [email protected] and apparently someone is using my email and name to sign up for a drivers license (picture in the following post). I already have a US drivers license in my name and there has not been any activity that wasn't mine on my bank account. Am I having my identity stolen or something? Should I unsubscribe from receiving these emails or contact them and tell them that whoever is using my email address isn't me?
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>>35057390
This is the drivers license application. Pretty weird, right? Wat do
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Just do a lost password and get free Netflix.
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ITT ID fraud
Check your credit card you dumb fuck

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Do you think he's happy?
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>>35056604
Yes. I miss him, though. moot a cute! CUTE!!
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I really really REALLY hope he's not.
Such an obnoxious cuck.
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I hope so, I'll never forgive him for going to google but I'm happy he escaped this place unlike me, I'm still here and probably always will be

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Are we finally being ripped of our internet rights? Couldnt post on /pol/
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/pol/ is cancer anyway. that board should die off already
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>he posts on /pol/
Back to r/the_donald with you, newfag.
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>>35056569
Which country are you from ?
Is it an Asian country

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>mfw grandma just told me that I am very handsome and that the girls will all want me
Feels good to be Chad.
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>tfw mom says i should be a model
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>>35056622
For autism speaks?
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>>35056622
I think that post number should be a model. Those doubles dubs are sexy as fuck.

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Have you ever met a girl who's actually not like the other girls?
What was she like?
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>>35056531
She has good taste in music and interesting opinions
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>she was like the other girls until she showed me her feminine peen.
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Yes. She was like the other girls.

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Why are women so degenerate? They act innocent to keep their social status' high but all what they actually want is to get their faces covered in Chads cum.

I will never take them seriously, they don't deserve the attention they get. Just because you're born with a pussy you shouldn't get such respect for it, men need to wake the fuck up.
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Women are just dirty sluts thats all theyll ever be.
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we get it anon, you got friendzoned. Stop bitching
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>>35056496
All people are awful. You're a stupid fuck for expecting otherwise.

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Trap general thread

Cause /r9k/ needs one at all times.
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>>35056401
what do we do in this trap thread ?
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>>35056414
Pretend to be girls
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>>35056426
But I'm a boy.
oreganole

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Who else here is a virgin?
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>>35056260
everyone here is a virgin
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This is /r9k/ what else is thier to expect?or did normies ruin this place do bad that we know need to restablish a core aspect of being a robot?
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>soon to be 22
>virgin
>never had a gf nor been close to a girl
>no friends
>living through fiction
where did it all go so wrong?

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I'm playing "hard to get" with this chick that may or may not actually like me.
Whenever she tries to talk to me I do it as if I'm not really that interested as to what she has to say, and occasionally I insult her about random stuff which makes her laugh.
Also one time she accidentally stepped on my bag and I pretended to be really mad at her. I screamed at her as if I'm actually angry about her stepping on my bag.
In reality though, I really love her and she's one of the nicest and most beautiful girl I've met in my entire life.

Is what I'm doing a good strategy to get her? Because, while she's nice to me, she's also a stacy, and she's had multiple boyfriends before, so I need to have a really good strategy on how I can make her my gf, since she's single now but a lot of other guys want her as well.
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>>35056206
She might not mind it for a while - might even be into it - but she will eventually go for someone better looking who is nicer to her. You can only put so much effort into talking to someone who doesn't seem interested
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>>35056206
Maybe you should kill yourself OP.
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>>35056206
is she a virgin?
if not, i wouldn't go for it OP, even if she's nice to you. stay away from stacys as much as possible if youre not a chad

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Now that Sweden and other European countries are imploding, all the ethnic Swedish women will be seeking asylum in Asian countries and marrying Asian men. Kim Jong-Un has already has announced that North Korea will take in 10,000 Swedish female refugees, and has already been legally married to over a thousand of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNdEBvQSeTY
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>>35056120
You just know this post was made by that one Canadian autist
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>>35056120
he really does have the Kim Jong haircut
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>>35056120
A white woman will never sleep with an ugly Asian. Those are all paid hookers.

I'm beautiful.

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Who /drinking/ here. Off to the shops for some liquor in 5. Join me robots!
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>roommate took meme bartending classes
>comes back and is talking about how is a bartender now even though it is only the first night of his """classess"""
>heh check this out!
>makes a fucking screwdriver
Redpill me on bartending classes
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my cunt won't let me buy alcohol from shops after 10pm, drinking some leftover jameson after I polished off an 8-pack of 500ml carlsberg
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>>35056708
>Redpill
political sides is for normies. We blackpill here.
>>35056756
>10pm
Store closes at 11pm shit still haven't gone. I'll brb. I need a quality kino for tonight but I can't think of any, suggestions?

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ITT: We post problems and greentexts as if we lived the life of Chad.

Basically, reverse /r9k/.
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>>35055926
>going crazy, becoming moody, starting to feel like a life failure compared to my peers
>all because I've had sex in four days

Based on actual Chad I knew.
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>>35055926
>only fucked 2 chicks this week dammit
>need money I'm just gonna ask anon to give me some
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Fuck me bros,one of my side bitches cant make it tonight for the foursome i had planned. I guess i will have to settle with a boring old threesome *sigh*

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I'm gonna smoke weed for the first time in my life this weekend, anything i should know about?
>Maybe dose size also
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Breathe it in deep.
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It's not that great and you're probably going to feel like shit
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>>35055846
Get water, gatorade and your favorite food. Have some chill music on standby, find your best porn, hentai, doujins, etc. Busting a nut is amazing stoned. Get all your shit that you need done before you smoke.

Don't take huge hits at first, build up to it and remember to inhale so the weed smoke goes to your lungs.

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>>35055664
Eat or drink anything and don't look at any screens for the hour before you go to sleep
Or try falling asleep in a different position
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>>35055664

you might wanna get that checked out by a psychologist or something, anon. sounds pretty awful.
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>>35055763

this. was going to say the same thing. lay off the sugar, caffeine and carbs before bed.
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Play a lot of scary video games such as Silent Hill. Eventually, when you encounter scary situations in a dream, you will perceive the nightmares to be entertaining video games and not real-life situations. I stumbled across this solution many years ago. I can't tell you how to stop having nightmares, but I can tell you how to enjoy them instead of fearing them.

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Daily reminder that if your dick isn't big enough to reach the anterior and posterior fornix, sex with you will NEVER feel as good or satisfying as sex with big dick Chad.

When you hear women talking about big dicks reaching places average dicks can't, this is what they mean.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_fornix_erogenous_zone
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like im ever gonna have sex with a girl anyway OP, LMAOing at your life right now
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>>35055530
>something you can google and verify yourself from independent sources is a lie
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>>35055441
Is 7.5x6" enough?

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