Drunk robots Thread

>roommate took meme bartending classes
>comes back and is talking about how is a bartender now even though it is only the first night of his """classess"""
>heh check this out!
>makes a fucking screwdriver
Redpill me on bartending classes

my cunt won't let me buy alcohol from shops after 10pm, drinking some leftover jameson after I polished off an 8-pack of 500ml carlsberg

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>>35056708
>Redpill
political sides is for normies. We blackpill here.
>>35056756
>10pm
Store closes at 11pm shit still haven't gone. I'll brb. I need a quality kino for tonight but I can't think of any, suggestions?

>>35055993
6 pints of lager sunk. I haven't posted sober on this thread once.

>>35056814
>6 pints
srsly my nigga?

>>35055993
I like the young Chloe, the blacpill and drinking too.
To you anon!

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>>35056814
>6 pints
good lad.
>>35056838
What ya drinking nigga?
>>35056869
Thanks senpai.

>>35055993
>supposed to hang out with QT and drink with her
>maybe get lucky and see her smile or hold her hand
>some fucking cuccboi called out sick at her job so she has to stay for an extra shift
Guess I'm drinking alone tonight.
Whiskey, maybe some beer if I wanna, but I don't like beer.

>>35056881
>has an antifa scum as a waifu
>thinks his opinion matters
lel
get with the times gramps

>>35056900
> supposed to hang out with QT and drink with her
And what are you doing there?

>>35056921
Drinking, can you fucking read?

Kind of drinking but primarily smoking. Had 2 beers and a third a gram. Just picked up a half ounce yesterday so I'm living like a king.

>>35056921
>>35056927
here I mean

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>>35056904
My waifu is 2D faggot.
>>35056921
cool it senpai this is the drinking thread
>>35056929
I havent had herb in years, I just drink now

>>35056941
Bitching and moaning, same as everyone else. I'm not a KHV but I'm a lonely fuck. I'll admit I've got a leg up and am a cyborg at worst, but I fit in more here than I do with full normies.

>>35056967
> My waifu is 2D faggot.
Who is she?
> cool it senpai this is the drinking thread
But this is r9k drinking thread. No normies are welcome, right?

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hey guys. drunk boy here, heres a picture

>>35056976
I don't think you belong here to be honest. You're not lonely. Why would you even want to be here? To feel better about yourself? Well, I can't forbid you actually. Hope you die soon though.

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Got a big ol glass of whiskey in front of me

But I don't have enough to get drunk so I am going to have to make a run soon but not during rush hour

>>35057028
>spending night alone drinking shitposting on /r9k/
>you're not lonely
I'm sure it's women's fault they won't talk to you, not the fact that you're intentionally bitter and impersonal to everyone you meet.

>>35056838
>Srsly my nigga?

Explain your repsonse.

>>35057085
Every normie has some lonely times. Like when their date fails like in your case.
It's not anyone's fault women don't like me, it's just my shitty genetics (not as in being fat).
I hate you.

>>35057089
It means I'd like the anon who made his post feel bad and try and explain himself poorly, creating a further outrage on which I can feed

>>35057138
Visit /fa/, work with what you got. I'm no fucking prettyboy.

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>>35057182
>work with what you got
Jesus Christ, just fuck off already.

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>>35056989
Who is she?
pic related
>>35057064
nice got some 8.2% cider
>>35057252
this. /fa/ is cancer

>>35057335
> pic related
Both of them? That's a dangerous path senpai.
> nice got some 8.2% cider
Cider is so sour though. Well, maybe I only tried some shitty brands.
> this. /fa/ is cancer
His normie attitude is cancer. I never visited /fa/ so I don't know about them.

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>>35057395
>Both of them?
No just Revy
>Cider is so sour though
This is equally as sweet. I don't drink it for the taste. It's fizzy and strong so the alcohol hits fast.
>His normie attitude is cancer. I never visited /fa/ so I don't know about them.
They are just as you expect, have no fashion sense at all and are smug about their shitty random combinations of clothes. It's full of normie tryhards and fags.

>>35055993
Fuck I kind of want to, but I have a midterm tomorrow morning. I'd better study.

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>>35057555
Study it up tonight. But take it easy tommorow morning senpai don't cram last minute.
GL

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I drink everyday now...

I drink a shitload of coffee to combat it. evidence suggests that it almost completely negates the effects alcohol has on your liver. this is what I cope with anyway. i'll get my liver enzymes checked in 12 months.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4416533/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25291138

>>35057579
Try to eat relatively healthy and sleep a lot is the best you can to combat damage.
I drink 2-3 coffees per day because I'm a caffiene addict and I need it to think so bonus for me if true. I have some neck stiffness so I ordered some CBD Hemp oil as well apparently that's good for a whole lot of other shit.

>>35057509
> No just Revy
She's gorgeous senpai <3
Do you have a daki or figurines of her?
> It's fizzy and strong so the alcohol hits fast.
Why not something stronger then? I'm drinking Jaegermeister now, and I'll tell you that's what hits really fast. Top-tier alcohol.
> It's full of normie
Well, I thought so.

To Revy!

>>35057555
Good luck!
>>35057578
I think it's actually the best to read something the very last minute. Passed some exams like that in my time.
>>35057579
Sounds like something that will fuck up your heart desu.

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>>35057629
The drinking hasn't got so bad that I can't eat, still eating three meals a day. I'm still working too, so it hasn't impacted my life really. But I know it's not healthy.

It's actually 10:00am here and I've got today off, so I'm thinking of drinking.

Actually yeah I'm getting a beer, no bourbon though

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>>35057635
>Do you have daki or figurines
No but I've seen all media that exists of black lagoon including all the r34 and the dojinshu. The figurines are really expensive so I don't have one.
>Why not something stronger then?
The only thing stronger I really like is either cognac (too expensive and the buzz is more relaxed), wine (I can't stop drinking that shit I'd be up all night) or rum (I'd be asleep in 3 hours).
This is the optimal drunk to cost to alertness and awakeness ratio for me. 3 of these I won't be caring about shit nigga.
>>35057682
>I think it's actually the best to read something the very last minute. Passed some exams like that in my time.
I've done that once or twice, but usually it's better just to have a fun morning where you chill. You'll make the right call senpai.
>>35057699
How much do you drink per day?
I have equivalent of 6 or 7 beers 3 or 4 nights a week.

>tfw booze is expensive in Norgay

Anyone here brew their own stuff? How hard is it? How much place do you need?

>>35057743
around a six pack a night, bourbon thrown in on weekends

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>>35057770
>around a six pack a night, bourbon thrown in on weekends
It's the days off that help. I want to cut back to 1-2 times a week. I've had stiff neck for 2 weeks so I feel kinda shitty throughout the day and have been up to more like 4 times a week.
Oh well. I can cut back next week maybe.

>>35057743
> No but I've seen all media that exists of black lagoon including all the r34 and the dojinshu
That's a strong statement senpai! Are you sure you've seen all of them? From different sources?
Who's your favorite hentai artist and what doujin do you like the most?
>The figurines are really expensive
True, true. Yet I can't help my urges. Haven't got anything new in like half a year though.
>cognac (too expensive
Yeah. Sadly.
>wine
Wine is the best. ut apparently it's bad for health, so I switched to stronger drinks.
>rum
Too sweet for my taste.
>This is the optimal drunk to cost to alertness and awakeness ratio for me.
Alertness and awakeness? That's not what one should want to achieve lol.

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>>35058015
>who's your favourite
There's one where balalika gets poisoned with a sex drug (makes her horny) by the psycopath twins and then Revy gets brought it. Needless to say they are ulimately degraded to the point Revy eats her Enema scat. I'm into degradation, scat etc. So that one. A google search will find it. I can't fap to 2D I use it to get the imagination and dicc going before going to 3D.
I've only came to 2D 5 times in my life probably. I digress.
And yeah there isn't that much maybe 500 image or so and about 40 or more doujinshi they are easy to find.
>True, true. Yet I can't help my urges. Haven't got anything new in like half a year though.
The manga is still being made so one day when season 3 of the anime is produced we will get new figurines, maybe then if I have good income.
>Alertness and awakeness? That's not what one should want to achieve lol.
I want to not fall asleep when drinking. pic relate d. brb making ramen

>>35058152
>I'm into scat
Wow. What a coincidence. It's very rare to find a fellow scatfag even on imageboards.
https://exhentai.org/g/28393/a3475c3107/
You're talking about this one, right?
>I can't fap to 2D I use it to get the imagination
Ugh, I really like 2D porn. 3D is good too though.
>And yeah there isn't that much maybe 500 image or so and about 40 or more doujinshi
No way there's that few. Black Lagoon is big and popular.
>I want to not fall asleep when drinking
>not wanting to fall to deep comfy drunk sleep
>making ramen
Like some cup ramen or what?

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>>35058362
>this one
There is only one senpai. BUUUUT if you look for Revy Scat r34 you will have a dozen plus images if 2D is enough for you.
Trust me I know them all.
>Ugh, I really like 2D porn. 3D is good too though.
I wish 2D did it for me. The fetish potential is insane
>And yeah there isn't that much maybe 500 image or so and about 40 or more doujinshi
It hasn't had an anime series for what 7+ years? and even that was just a short OVA.
The manga series has 3+ years between volumes. So yeah people make porn of what is relevant or what they like, i.e. most of it is old.

>>35055993
I'm planning on giving myself two days of alcohol in mid march after having been back on the wagon since New Year's Day. Should I do it? What would it mean for me?

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>>35059099
Alright, it was nice to talk, you sure sparkled an interest in black lagoon scat in me senpai! But it's time to sleep. Good night (or whatever it is where you are) and all of the best to you!

oh boy some beer would be nice, but im tryna have a little will power in these hard times. oh well good thing i have smoke

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>>35059230
>off alcohol
How hard where you on mate?
Choose a comfy activity, watching a film and then tommorow afternoon doing something fun like going to a movie, to a coffee shop with someone who is like you etc. The trick is value in your day it's like an rpg stat you can gain it how you like but plan it a little.
GL senpai.
>>35059232
Later senpai. till next time
>>35059283
>smoke
weed
that shit fucks me over more than alc desu. I'm 27 and messed with a bunch of legal high sheet that didn't help but either way alcohol depresses my body and takes my mind away everytime, I don't know what weed will do. Not reliable shit.

>>35059324
I was only binging once or twice a week but I was depending on it in times of stress to get me through hard times. Plus, when I drink it can take me to some pretty dark places. Severe anxiety, even psychosis. I still crave it though, and for a while it does make me feel better.

Had a pint of Lumen (IPA) from Grimm Artisanal Ales at a pub about two miles from my house, then two pints of Wave Chaster IPA from Montauk Brewing Company. Walked there, then caught the bus home. On the way from the stop to my house I stopped at the gas station and bought three tall boys of Miller High Life. Currently listening to anisong remixes on youtube.

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>>35059392
Wew.
I'm a neurotypical fag who hates normiedom
you got deeper shit senpai.
>>35059512
Sounds comfy famalam. fellow britfagz unite

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>>35059512
have a funny picture to go along with this boring post though.
>>35059571
I'm American though on the East coast of the US.

I've had 15 beers so far, still got 5 left. I've no idea why I'm drinking during a wednesday but why the fuck not

>>35059571
Yeah, it's not great. It's rare that I'm fun to be around when I drink. Almost always I end up wild-eyed, accusatory, paranoid, histrionic. I can get aggressive or even violent too. It's why I much prefer to drink alone and just watch anime in the dark. I treat the run-up to drinking as precautionary for damage limitation. The fear and so on last well into the next day too.

>>35059627
as I've gotten older my excuses for drinking have gotten weaker and weaker

18: My parents aren't home this Saturday, oh boy!
21: It's the freakin' weekend
24: Well, every Wednesday I go to the same bar so it's just tradition now
26: I made it through the day

>>35059730
I thought this case of beer would last me for a week, but apparently it's going to last me few more hours.

I once filled my "liquor cabinet", but I just drank it in a week. I've no idea why I'm so stupid that I can't just keep liquor in my house without me just binge drinking

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>>35059862
well, it is what it is. my fridge doesn't hold beer for very long either

>>35059862
You're an alcoholic, anon

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>>35059589
Wew.
Just made a bagel with fake cheese.
That is quite a vocal point famalam
>>35059627
>20 beers
Alcoholic?
I'd be passed out by 10.
>>35059666
>p wild-eyed, accusatory, paranoid, histrionic
I don't go out drinking 9/10 because of this. Normalfaggotry involves going a club full of disgusting whores and degenerate worshipping betas. If there where club shootingz nothing would be lost.
>>35059730
>27 year old here
Fuck normalfaggotry
not an excuse, unless you wipe them out you must escape them.
>>35059862
wew>>35059907
I have the pokemon manga to read. Imma eat my bagel read some of that then fall asleep stiff neck gone for now. Then tommorow study and group project meeting for interaction design. Fortunately one is a fag and the other probably an autist (CS majors are all autists). So it'll be fine.
Laters famalampais.

>>35059979
>That is quite a vocal point famalam
not sure what you mean bro

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Just botta crack open one of these, already had 2 bud light limes I forgot about in the fridge

Woke up at 4AM today, feeling pretty tired but whatever

>>35060016
I think he means 'focal point' though I'm not sure that the meaning is any clearer that way.

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>>35060016
I mean focal
I'm drunk anon, and my stiff shoulder is subsiding cos of that, so my typing is all over the place.
I'm going to lay down atm, but I'll be back at another point. take her easy.
>>35060043
>4am
Woke up at 4pm, stayed in bed till 7pm (my neck and shoulder fucking stiff, lifting injury)
then shower, then food, then shitposting, then alcohol and food, then food. Now at 1am laying down and reading some manga.
Till next time anony

>>35060085
>>35060076
ah, gotcha. probably means the sonico or the bacardi or maybe the comic kairakuten