Chad Problems

>>35055926
>going crazy, becoming moody, starting to feel like a life failure compared to my peers
>all because I've had sex in four days

Based on actual Chad I knew.

>>35055926
>only fucked 2 chicks this week dammit
>need money I'm just gonna ask anon to give me some

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Fuck me bros,one of my side bitches cant make it tonight for the foursome i had planned. I guess i will have to settle with a boring old threesome *sigh*

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I wish I were ugly so I could find true love, all these women throw themselves at me just by my looks and all I want is to find the one

>>35056224
Literally a classmate

Hasn't even touched the subject but It's clearly visible

>>35056224
This.
There is this girl that I love but she just likes me for how I look like. Fuck.

>had foursome
>only one of them was able to deepthroat my 9"x6.5" cock
life is suffering lads

>>35056224

>ftw have this problem

Go on so many dates but they all just want sex and some of them never call me again

>just want to be left alone and study because important ODEs test
>girls won't stop messaging me and get moody when I ignore them.
>want me to come over and fuck them but I need to keep working
>they are sending nudes to me in the middle of class and shit.
Based on someone I actually knew.

>>35056871
>gf asked for a 3way with my bro brad
>only have a 9 incher and he's a 12

>>35055926
I've had enough sex to the point where I'm basically tired of it, and so I don't have any real reason to go on. I have no goals. I can get as much sex as I want, but it doesn't fulfill me. In fact, sex actually makes me feel uncomfortable.

>>35056871
>a smart Chad
Well guys, its over and up for us. That's the end.

>>35056964

>implying females ever cared about smarts

>Money
>Fame
>Looks

>>35057505
No but now they can take our niche in the job market as well. Leaving us with nothing.

>>35055926
>I fucked lucy yesterday
>yeah, the blonde one
>She was a virgin
>I know man virgins are so clingy
>she wont stop texting me
>god why do virgins have to be so annoying

A conversation i genuinely overheard.

>>35055926
>tfw dick is so big it keeps falling through boxers

>>35056224
>he think women can genuinely love an ugly guy
boy you are a retard. Women only love with their pussy

>>35057574
i dont get the big dick thing

Ive got a big penis but it doesnt help me. If i was at the point where penis size matters then ive already won.

A big dick is just like the cherry on top of the cake. It doesnt matter how great the cherry is if the cake is a piece of shit but it can make a good cake very good.

>>35057550
Boy oh boy, all I'd ever want is to fuck a qt blonde virgin. Literally gib me dat and I'm ready to die.

I CAN'T FIT MY MOTORCYCLES IN MY GARAGE ANYMORE SINCE I BOUGHT A NEW ONE SO I'VE TAKEN TO CARRYING AROUND ONE IN EACH ARM WHILE I DO MY DAILY ACTIVITIES

originalo

>>35057716
iktf

When i overheard that i was just thinking
>why is this bad?
>she is texting you and stuff
>why is this bad?
>why cant i have a clingy qt blonde virgin who wants to be my gf
>why does chad have to deflower all the virgins?

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>the delusions ITT

>>35058088
>not understanding hyperbolic humour