>mfw grandma just told me that I am very handsome and that

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>tfw mom says i should be a model

>>35056622
For autism speaks?

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>>35056622
I think that post number should be a model. Those doubles dubs are sexy as fuck.

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>>35056568
>twf mummi sas i a rethard

why do female relatives lie?

my college RA told me to keep it down on the weekends "because it looks like you probably bring tons of girls home"

that was my freshmen year and I graduated 3 years ago without getting laid once or bringing back any women to my dorm

>tfw your sister says your dick is just the perfect size

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>tfw your mum says you're the handsomest boy in school but all the girls laugh at you

>Go the a store
>Old lady asks me to grab something for her
>Do it
>Tells me I'm tall

Who else /Chad/ here?

>>35056794
did you fucker her dustrag afterwards?

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>Get noob gains
>Mom tells me i look like a bodybuilder
Damn being chad feels fucking good

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>>35056715
Sounds like a joke but my sister actually complimented my dick once. I hadn't known she was home so I was just browsing gelbooru with my pants down when all of a sudden I heard,
>"oh my god that thing's huge"
and then she ran out of my doorway. Never talked about it again but feels good to know I'm not a dicklet.

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>tfw mom explained to me that girls avoid me simply because they are shy around such a handsome boy as me

>buying a diet dr.pepper on valentines last year
>old lady is before me in line talking with the cashier
>she turns to me and says "a handsome guy like you should be out with the ladies by now"
>I say "t-thanks" and leave

The only time I've ever been complimented

>>35056568
>mom said i can have twice the milkies from her juggies this week.
Feels good, m'dudes.

>primary school teacher once told my mum I would make a great husband

Pretty weird for an adult to say that about a child

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>>35056568
Lmao, sorry to let all you guys down
but my mother said I'm 'The most beautiful boy in the world' and my grandma agreed
Heh, again, sorry but Imma gonna steal all your GF's (females)

>mommy pretends to not be able to open a jar
>calls me a strong boy when I open it
I love mommy propaganda

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>>35057441
Once I was peeing and my sister saw my dick (she was like 7 or 8 YO

'LMAO it's so small'

I shoud have said 'AND YOUR BOOBS ARE SMALL TOO '

>>35056683
all women lie. sometimes it's out of consideration for others though, as in this case.