>meet a guy through friends
>he has his shit together
>invites me for birthday party
>me, a dude with terminal disease, a dude with ADD, a STEM-fag and his Thai girlfriend
>wow, I thought this guy had cooler friends
>check Facebook a week later
>closeup of big cake cut in 12 pieces
>lots of people saying thanks in the comments
>mfw I was invited to the fake party he throws for losers so they don't get suspicious
This is apparently a thing. Fuck my life. There were qts and shit in the real party. What the fuck.
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>>35089097
haha youa re a fcuking autist
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>>35089097
Nah he just paid people to write nice comments on his cake picture since he just want to seem like a guy who "has his shit together"
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>>35090105
this. it's a psyop. He's really just a Russian trying to distract you from the important issues.
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I think it's my time robots. I don't wanna be alone anymore. it was nice knowing you all.
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>>35089074
see you pal, how are you gonna go?
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Good luck in the next life anon. I hope you find peace.
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>>35089074
You didnt deserve it anon
You do deserve a peaceful end however, please either use a shotgun or od on heroin.
I love you
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How do you make up for your height? 2017-02-24 05:54:08 Post No.35089030
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How do you make up for your height?
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Will i grow any taller? I am 18 and 5'9 but both of my parents are short (around 5'6-5'7).
>I lift weights but that wont make me look any more manly if there is 13 year olds that tower me.
>I have broad shoulders which make me look even more small.
>I also have shit posture (head foward, rounded shoulders, etc)
Will fixing my posture make a drastic enough difference? Did you actually grow any taller between 18 and 21?
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>>35089030
These fucking whores act like you can control your height. Like height is the result of hard work and determination.
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I was 5'9 at 18 and now I'm 22 and 5'10 and a bit, so it's possible you could grow more, but I wouldn't count on it and it likely won't be by much.
I don't give a shit about "compensating" for my height either. Pretty much everything in society from chairs to cars is optimal for my height. I can always find something in my size and if not I can go down or up and remain comfortable.
As far as girls go, I don't really give a shit about fucking them. The ideas of casual sex and an intimate relationship aren't really appealing to me, so I'm not worried about that.
If you are worried about women, just don't fuck bulldykes. They're less attractive than shorter girls and shorter girls are dumb. You can tell them you're 6 feet and since they're looking up to you they won't have a clue unless you're standing immediately next to someone who they know for a fact is 6 feet tall.
You could also get really rich and fuck whoever you want, money is the great equalizer.
Good luck OP.
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>>35089030
Even though you are short it shouldn't effect you because when people say women can't properly measure anything they are actually telling the truth. They always mention 6' or above because it looks nice written down and that's all they think can be tall. I'm a manlet at 5'8" and if I never tell girls my height they always guess 5'10"-5'11" and if I'm wearing boots I always get 6'. They truthfully can't tell what real height is.
What I said doesn't change the fact that you and I are short but in our area of height it's not so bad. There are a lot of girls 5'5" and under who you would have several inches on and that's all they really want.
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Okay, I have a question for you guys, I googled it and nothing really showed up that gave me any answers. Do any of you experience extreme moments of rage as soon as you orgasm? I've even said in my mind murderous things, punched walls, bloodied my knuckles and just hit myself and tons of shit. Keep in mind, I've never jerked off to violent porn and I don't find it hot. This happens with/without porn, does anyone relate?
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>>35089013
Funnily enough, I was thinking about this yesterday because it happens pretty much all the time now. As soon as I cum, I get thoughts of hurting myself very seriously and always in some dramatic fashion, but moments later, I'm totally fine.
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>>35089070
Exactly, it really bothers me too, it's happened for a long time, even since I was 12. It is pretty hilarious, my friends think it's really funny. But I seriously think it's very strange. Especially because I'll get so fired up I'll nearly pass out.
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>>35089081
The passing out thing may be a problem. I haven't got that. You should probably get that checked out, but otherwise, I wouldn't really worry.
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is it possible to be happy with gender dysphoria?
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Depends how you want to define "happiness".
Like any mental illness I'm sure its a burden, but I don't think it inherently excludes people from being happy.
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It's like being an anorexic.
It's always on your mind. There are times when things are good, and you feel okay and happy.
But it's always there, and it always will be.
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>>35088964
Nah, statistics show that youll probably kill yourself eventually
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>Be in college
>Be mostly normie, social, well-adjusted, kind of nerdy, but not off-putting
>Still kv, but in blissful ignorance that I'd find a girlfriend soon (I mean, it has to happen eventually, right?)
>Taking Japanese because mild weeb and learning to read moonrunes sounded cool
>Junior year, Japanese student group touring college campuses comes in
>Get paired up with qt
>Spend hour alternating conversation in Japanese and English
>Have a lot in common; spend half of conversation just talking about Dark Souls
>She tells me to visit her in Osaka if I decide to teach English after graduation
>She briefly offers to exchange numbers so we can text and practice more, but her group gets corralled by the chaperone so fast, we completely forget
>Never see her again
>Brush it off as mildly unfortunate
>Graduate college and rapidly descend into robothood as my life collapses into listlessness, social seclusion, and self-loathing
Why the fuck did I stall on getting her number when she offered? Things could've been so different... I could've kept talking to her. I could've done JET. I could've had a qt Japanese gf. I could've stayed a happy normie and not have suffered an existential crisis.
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>wanting to be a wmaf couple
lmao literally the shittest tier pairing.
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>>35088933
You know what's an even shittier pairing? White male, no female.
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>>35088933
Asian male robot detected
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Would you let a gril eat you?
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Only my cum.
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>>35088846
Well don't stop there anon post some more for christ sake
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Now I need to see how this ends.
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Do you think Anakin Skywalker became evil cause he was raised by a single mother?
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>>35088839
i never realised that but i dont consider vader evil either.
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He was the most human character of all
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>>35088839
Well it's the reason I myself am on here so I'm going to say yes.
>tfw you'd rather pay a camwhore $100 for a private camshow than go out on a date with a real girl
Am I the only one?
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Anon that's probably a big waste of money..
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yeh probably
i shelled out for a month of the tinder jew, couldn't get so much as a conversation for hard earned tendiebux. it's unreal how easy it is to be a woman
the only women behind cameras worth giving money to are the .05% who are good at video games
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>>35088878
A decent date where you pay for all of it is of comparable cost.
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>he plays games on easy/normal
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>>35088803
Yep, and I go out of my way to avoid difficult games even if they look fun otherwise. I dislike being seriously challenged. I get discouraged or frustrated too persevere through countless failures, which also explains why I'm a 24-year-old virgin. I used to have a greater tolerance for challenge and would 100% games, but now I rarely bother with the really hard content. I play a lot of turn-based RPGs because I can mindlesslymgrind to overcome obstacles instead of honing my actual skills.
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>>35088910
>inb4 Neptunia
"Nepu Nepu, anon. How can you claim to be a person if you don't like a challenge?"
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>>35088954
Fuck is Neptunia? I only play Nintendo stuff.
I want to hear what comfy music you robots are listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNG7vCTZQGY
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Didn't notice the comfy general but I'll bump this once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsGODTySH0E&list=PL67VKSNJdY_XBvoFECHFKyesxnDhTVM8N
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>>35088800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da7gMOY8bTA
I never pass a comfy thread
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>>35088800
https://soundcloud.com/ivan-sjachranie-1/goodbye_toe_album-version-feat
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>that one kid thread
>That one kid who couldnt sing but always loudly sang on the buse no matter how many kids told him to shut the fuck up and would scream "FREEDOM OF SPEECH REEEEE"
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>>35088784
>>That one kid who couldnt sing but always loudly sang on the buse no matter how many kids told him to shut the fuck up and would scream "FREEDOM OF SPEECH REEEEE"
Is this an allegory for Trump supporters?
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>>35088811
>"You have to call me Xe and Xir and if you criticize me in anyway you need to be thrown in jail"
>Equivalent to telling a loud moron to shut up
cucks everybody
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>>35088811
no it isnt
its just a story i chose to share
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>HEY FEMANON *WHEEZE*
>DO YOU *GURGLE* WANT TO
>WATCH THE LEGO *HOARK* BATMAN MOVIE WITH *PAINFUL GASTROINTESTINAL SOUND* WITH ME
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>>35088668
why yes i would, my fine white gentleman.
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>>35088682
I NEED... POPCORN...
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Got a phat phat dick
You know you want to bathe it in your anal juices
>everyone here is short
>no one can tell the girls apart from the men
>everyone's angry
oh my god they're Dwarves
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i'm short and im trying to achieve /dwarf mode/.
basically it's being really stocky and strong.
imagine 5'7 5'8 and like 220 lbs of muscle.
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>>35088638
nah bunch of lanklets too.
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>mfw 6'3 and 7" dick
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Everyone reading this, stop browsing this board.
This place is an echochamber of failure, if you spend multiple hours a day here it will hurt your psyche and mentality. I get that it feels good to be here and being a normie is exhausting but trust me this place is not helping you.
In 20 years from now you'll regret not making your life in this moment, you'll be at a dead end job making 10/hr living in a messy apartment. You won't have a wife, or kids, you'll be in debt, you'll want to shoot yourself everyday, 50 times worse than what you feel now.
I'm being serious, unless you want that life then go ahead. "But I can just get my life together later", guess what, you're not special, you have the same thought process as 900 million other people, you're the same as those 900 million people. You won't be getting your life together.
Anyways, this is just a warning to people who actually want a positive life, also a warning to all the 20&under who shouldn't even be here in the first place.
Thanks for reading friends.
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>>35088628
This man carries the truth with him, we are social beings and being a normie isn't totally bad
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>>35088628
You're completely right but telling the truth makes some people angry so prepare for butthurt.
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>>35088628
what the fuck did you just say to me im going to snap your body in half wristlet