>everyone here is short >no one can tell the girls apart

i'm short and im trying to achieve /dwarf mode/.

basically it's being really stocky and strong.

imagine 5'7 5'8 and like 220 lbs of muscle.

>>35088638
nah bunch of lanklets too.

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>mfw 6'3 and 7" dick

>tfw you will never dig for Mithril with your dwarvish cousins
>tfw you will never awaken Durin's Bane
;_;

>>35088638
Even the women have beards!

>>35088718
so, basically you want to be a fag magnet.

>>35088638
I'm pretty sure after their first love they can never fall for anyone again, so if that doesn't work out they never breed and live the rest of their lives alone. Also they are considered the adopted children of eru and not as important to him as Elves and Men. Truly /ourguys/