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Any robots making plans for the 2017 growing season?
I'm going to plant some millet and sunflowers for my chickens (because fuck buying a bag of $14 layer feed), as well as some green beans, tomatoes, and sweet corn for myself. LOVE sweet corn on the cob drenched in butter and a sprinkle of salt.
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>>35109713
>tfw inner city
in my dreams man
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>>35109713
Planning on growing some Brandywine tomatoes and some Sugarbaby watermelons, maybe onions if I have enough room left. Wish I had more space in my backyard.
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>>35109713
>one chance at life
>born in a filthy, overpopulated normie city

why, god, could you not have made me autistic and a farmer?

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is she literally /ourgirl/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ-xY6qsNFg
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Testing something

Shes cute btw
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>>35109618
dumb normie memeslut 2bh desu desu
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>>35109684
this, real robots are not be fooled by her

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>TFW 32 and still spend my Friday nights googling my HS crushes

Don't fuck it up youngbots
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>>35109598
> tfw 33 and spending my Friday night on a depression board on an anime site
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>>35109598
>tfw 19 and still spend my Friday nights on loneliness board
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>>35109639
You're 19, wtf are you here? You should still be hanging out with friends

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>tfw hebephile and no longer a teenager so forever alone

What are the chances of finding a woman who looks young and also doesn't care that her bf is a hebe?
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>>35109573
>hebephile
that's a pretty cushy way of saying pedophile
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>>35109573
so you're a pedophile?

yeah, that's fucking weird, anon.
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>hebephile as a teenager

This is bait, right?

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>suicide is a temporary solution to a permanet problem
>your height and how you look will never change, deal with it
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>>35109519
>to a permanent problem
There won't BE a problem if you're dead, now fuck off
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>>35109519
wrong. it's painless and brings on many changes.
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if only i could kill people, then that would be a permanent solution

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>Ok anon, before we do this, I have something to tell you... I'm trans.
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>>35109415
hehe kekek so funny!
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>>35109415
This is why so many trannies get murdered
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>>35109415
>"Let me see that boipucci and that sweet little tranny cock."

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What is the advantage of taking the red pill? Doesn't it seem like most people are happier when they choke down the blue one?
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>>35109321
there is no advantage.

However, once youve taken the redpill you cant go back. You can never return to blissful ignorance. The red pill is insidious. Youll hear hints of it and then you might look into and and then one day it finds its way into your drink and you suddenly cant bare to watch tv, talk with normalfags or look at what society has become.
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makes you feel special for knowing "the truth", which is really just a bigger lie.
Normies are ultimately happy and they live essentialy bluepilled.
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>>35109321
You won't be an ignorant cunt. This might cause you to feel "different" from the others , like you can't relate to anybody and might result in a failed social life.

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Anon's Additional Installment of Comfy General.
RAPGAME EDITION
If you guys post songs/beat I'll rap shit over it on vocaroo for keks, keks aside beware my flow


>/Comfy Thead Theme/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CbpnNNMGgA [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJKOqM2bDuc [Embed]

Post Comfy Media/Pictures/Links
Tell me what you're doing/drinking/eating/reading

COMFY GENERAL WHO THE FUCK IS UP GET COZY GET COMFY FUCKERS. Minimal politicking, racebaiting, and boipussi please. We try to encourage everybody to have good feels even if they're feeling bad.

Get settled get cozy and /COMFY/
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Yess I needed this thread

Currently about to get baked in the shower. Comfy friday night ahead.

Will be periodically dumping my comfy folders (mostly cute and comfy animals) and monitoring thread

Music:
https://youtu.be/shFZKu-5npY
Listen to it and get lost in a comfy adventure of sounds
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>>35109298
>tfw perfect woman like pic related dont exist
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>>35109391
>HERE MY FREESTYLE OF YOUR SONG

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>haveboring desk job at small office
>today I need to take a massive shit
>thank god the only toilet was free
>deposit gigant log
>flush
>realize toilet is not working
>start panicking
>get brilliant idea
>quickly go back to my desk
>grab empty ziploc bag which I had brought my lunch in
>grab plastic spoon from the coffee machine
>go back to toilet
>luckily no one seems to have seen my log yet
>chop it in pieces with the spoon and put it in the ziploc bag
>hide ziploc bag under my shirt
>go back to desk
>hide ziploc bag in my bag
>hope it will contain the smell
>finally out of work
>want to throw ziploc bag with my shit away but there's too many people
>take bus with shitbag still with me
>get home
>say hi to mom
>get into bathroom
>throw away log and flush
>farewell friend
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>>35109240
wat
wat

what
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>>35109240
Why didn't you just go outside the office after using the toilet and throw it out in some public trashcan?

Also, how fat are you?
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>>35109240
Why couldn't you just leave it in the toilet and deny all accusations you fucking autist

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Hey little bro, while we wait for our food, wanna play with this?
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This scenario is so utterIy ridicuIous, do you actually expect this to evoke an emotional response in me? I'm not falling for it you nigger, go away.
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no thanks I already ordered the roast beef
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Thats fucking gross sis I can smell it from here

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who /heartburn/ here?
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>>35109178
Brother I fucking feel you. Is the worst shit. Hang in there, have you tried cabbage juice ?
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>>35109289
Never heard of this, I've just been taking an antacid
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>tfw spend more money on Antiacids than gas for my car a week

I might have an ulcer but im not sure

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Dubs decide what I major in

>not even joking
>have to pick my major for uni next week
>kys" or "drop out" doesn't count
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>>35109149
Black studies
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>>35109149
You will major in...

Electrical Engineering
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Comp sci8ii8iiiii

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The game is in full 3D and developed in the unity engine.
Background:
The game is about a NEET that struggles in his day to day life, for him to reach the next level he must participate in activities such as dating, buying groceries,cooking and finding work. However these will not be simple. Our hero will have to endure many trials to reach triumph.

Development detail so far:
So far we managed to have a character that will be displayed in the unity engine, for this character we assisted in mixamo animations to do so.
Our character is set-up for prototyping. So far we have animations such as use,sprint,walk,idle,dance,punch and jump.
we need a programmer to do proper animation blending and parent a camera to view pepe in 3rd person. I will send the unity package with pepe and his animation once someone will be willing to do that.
After that we will carry on to environments and collision.
To view our animations please check
http://webmshare.com/YG9Qj
https://www.webmshare.com/PYQeM

OUR DISCORD
https://discord.gg/4Kgp6UV
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>>35109090
just make it as a person perpetually sitting in front of a computer
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>>35109141
is possible.
if you want to chip in with ideas come and visit us. any contribution is appreciated
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>>35109090
>http://webmshare.com/YG9Qj
are those actually your own animations? how are you doing a better fucking job than bioware
>tfw not talented

is the dude the ultimate neet that we should strive to be?
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>>35109064
Honestly, I think so.
>doesnt give a shit about anything
>wears a bathrobe everywhere he goes
>not bogged down by normalfag expectations
>not concerned with how others feel about him
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>>35109064
he's got young pussy throwing herself at him let's not forget, otherwise he illustrates the notion of sucking it up pretty well
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>>35109096
one girl offered to suck his cock but she was a whore and wanted money

the other was a whack job artist who just wanted his sperm

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>Friday night
>r9k is noticably slower
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>>35109041
Yeah, that's right bitch. I have a fucking girlfriend, and aint none of you gonna do anything to stop me from posting on this board.
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>>35109041
>tons of fembot threads
why
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Normans permeate this place

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