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>hehe, hey son, I'm just trying on my old posers. You know, back in the day your dad used quite the bodybuilder, I even used to compete in a few shows!
>Yea... those were the days. But now I have all this flab on me, I'm definitely not as fit as I used to be
>Huh? You still think I look good? Awww, thank you boy! I know you'll always be my biggest fan!
>whats that? You want to touch my muscles? Go ahead! I want to set the best example possible for my boy.
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>>35122661
How do you feel after venting your incestual gay fetish to a bunch of strangers on an Egyptian snake charming forum?
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>>35122687
Feels originaly good man.
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>>35122661
Thats pretty gay, in both a cute and disgusting way.

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Any hispanic robots here? I haven't seen a thread in a while. When I say "robots"I mean real robots, not normies.

>tfw no hispanic gf who loves me
>tfw virgin
>tfw neet
>tfw 0 friends

Feels mal familia.
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>esc no tienes novia
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>>35122648
>Feels mal familia
>hispanic

Daily reminder that the word hispanic comes from Hispania, how Romans used to call the Iberian Peninsula.
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>>35122695
nunca? o solo ahora si es ahora solo, sal de mi board pls y vete a facebook

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How many people here have yellow fever?
Any particular reason why you may think you have it?
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My only experience with asian culture is through anime, so I like to delude myself into believing asian women are conservative, loving, pure, and sweet. All things American women can't be. They're also just plain cuter.
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I have yellow fever.

...

I have yellow fever, because I desire nothing more than to lick the tight anus of a gook girl. (Read: an gook anus.)

[Read again: an tight, gook anus.]
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>>35122634
I grew up in an area with a lot of asian immigration. The only girls to notice me were either fat/ugly white girls or average/cute asian girls... ended up dating one and it was pretty good. As materialistic and whiny as most of them are, they're still better than most American white girls.

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I have a few hours to kill today so I figured I'd make one of these threads. I'll try to respond to everyone who posts in this thread
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>>35122632
hi not the best skyline also why you a robot
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>>35122780
The R32 is the best skyline. It is also by far the best looking.
To be honest I don't know if I count as a robot by a lot of peoples' standards, but I like coming here. I guess I don't talk to girls outside of my family at all unless it's a formality, but I wouldn't say I'm a loser or anything
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>>35122632

My sister had the R34, but she sold it some months ago, guy who bought it had really bad luck, cam belt slipped just a week after he bought it and he had borrowed all money to buy it. Pic I took for /o/ once. My fav is the Hakosuka tho.
What car do you have?

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Is Bernie /ourguy/?
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He's a pathetic loser who is obsessing over every little thing Trump says in a desperate plea for attention. He's just like Trump but nowhere near as successful at it.
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No he's not. He wouldn't have helped us.
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>>35122617
What's his endgame? I see him as one of the only democrats who's self aware enough to call out the other members of the party to stop identity politics and other pointless things but then he also constantly posts childish stuff like this on twitter which seems to directly contradict the unity and maturity he is trying to preach. What gives?

Skinnyfat and skeletor robots, this is a thread for us cursed by the metabolisms of 8 year old children. Feel free to post skinny feels and problems. Fatties and Chads not allowed thank you

>tfw BMI under 21
>tfw people laugh at your fragility
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>>35122506
>tfw BMI under 21
Underweight is under 18.5 you fag

16.2 reporting it. It's bad, but not as bad as being overweight
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>>35122846
>tfw 6'3" 115 lbs :c
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>>35122881
how is that even possible

I'm 6'3" 150 and I look like a fucking rail

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Hello Robots.

The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.

Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.

>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.

Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.

The time for this has come to an end.

We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.


>Destroy female threads.
>Shitpost female posts.
>Shun female posters.
This board, is our only safe haven in this world.

Society has rejected us, normies have rejected us, everyone has turned their side to us when we need them the most.

Now, they have come here to turn our board into normalfag central. They're here to degenerate it and turn it into /reddit/.

We will NOT stand for this.
>Resist.
>Protect.
>Shitpost.
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Roasties and normies have quite got 95% of the internet at their fingertips, yet they come here.


Women CANNOT be fembots because they cannot FEEL at the same depth as we can.

They haven't suffered ANYWHERE near as much as we have, and come here complaining about their shitty issues:
>"tfw only 3 bfs"
>"tfw no bbc on saturday"
>"tfw i want a robot bf but theyre all ugly".

Women are all attention whores, and nothing, not a single thing can change that.


There are no good women left.
Society has made all women bad.
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>>35122494
Ignore faggots(including traps), women and normies

>tfw remembering when there were omega discussions on /r9k/
>tfw only white knights, orbiters and roasies now
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>>35122494
>>35122587
I can't trust these kinds of posts anymore, there's too many faggots trying to use misogyny to further their agenda, if women leave they might actually be able to take hold of this place, we lost this place ages ago to normals anyway.

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>Ay gringo, get your gun cuz we're about to go hunt some mayates* ay. you in or are you a fucken puto?

What do you do in this situation?

*TL note: mayates means niggers.
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>>35122113
>blue
fuck off you dumb scrap faggots
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>>35122113
goddamnit ese put down that shotgun how many times do we have to go over trigger discipline you are going to get one of us killed eventually
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>that jolly fellow center right above the shotgun

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I just googled ftm dick and they are absolutely horrific! Why would people do that to themseves and why do people support these delusions?
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>>35122093
hahaha what the fuck

originally, too
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>not having a raisin-looking clit for a ballsack

Cisgenders BTFO
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Can they get hard?

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You don't have to give a politically correct answer. Which is morally worse, the r#pe of a woman or the murder of a man?
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Rape of a little boy.
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>>35122026
did you just censor "rape"
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murder is worse, although murder can be justified whereas rape is never justified

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Give me my yandere boyfriend
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>>35121971
>Give me my yandere boyfriend
Are you a girl?
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>>35122070
Are you a yandere boyfriend?
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>>35122186
No that anon, but I am. My personality...

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Kinda like pic related.
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she's dark skinned anon
im a black girl so lol
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>>35121774
How bah diss?
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>>35121761
yeah but i am a white nationalist

Any here been to jail/prison? How was it like?

>Get put into the Hole day 1
>Meet my fellow inmates via shouting, there's a Mexican guy who shouts every day annoyingly, a white guy who punched someone, a white kid who stole a car and a Pissed off black guy named Mississippi
>black guy doesn't like me, white guys are alright
>read a book about battlemechs
>get bailed out by mum after 4 days, thankful I got the hole so I didn't have to shit in front of anyone
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what kind of subculture does OP's image stem from?
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>>35121709
You've seriously never heard of fluffy ponies?
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>>35121709
Fluffies

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Why are you still here? Normies took 4chan over, it isn't the same thing anymore.

Even /r9k/, the robot for literal human failures, is full of normie shitposters, making fun of the real robots. I don't even know who am i talking to, we aren't the anonymous, there isn't such a thing as an anon. it's just normies, here i am, talking to normies.

Why? Even THE /b/ is dead, full of normans posting porn. I feel icky now, that's it. Have a nice day, you normie cunt.
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I noticed this

I also made a thread similar to this topic and all the normie cunts came and said that I was being paranoid and 4chan hasn't changed
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>>35121583
I still feel that there are some robots goings around this site
Trying to find other robots so we can share feels with eachother.
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>>35121583
where else am I going to go, faggot? 8gag? boy yeah I want to listen to some fucking teenagers talk about how whites are the master race but jews run everything

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Ever realize how lucky you are relative to the rest of the world
>Not born in some 3rd world shithole
>Not poor
>No genetic disorders
>No (real) mental health issues
I've been given a pretty shit hand in terms of genetics but I don't even have to leave my house (and haven't in 2 years)
Even if I committed suicide today I would have lived a more comfortable life than 90% of humanity
It's a reassuring feeling
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>>35121416
But I do have a genetic disorder.
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>>35121472
sorry to hear that senpai, how bad is it?
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>>35121472
Yeah it's all in your head mate

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