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Varg offers his opinion on MGTOW

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JSqrbdM8XjI
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Whatever should we do? Maybe make peace with Tumblr feminists and outbreed normies with them?
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I don't choose to be a MGTOW. Women just refuse to have sex with me. I am not physically attractive enough to talk to or look at women without them being physically repulsed so I avoid them as much as possible and if they acknowledge me in real life I say one word and try to get away from the evil succubi. It's not a choice Varg, it's not my fault that women look at unattractive men as less than human.
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>>35132296
I like your plan

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Lol i just found out a girl roastie that used to laugh at me killed herself recently. Who would have guessed. She was hot and popular, her dad was rich and all. Do people like that really get depressed? Or do they just think they do when they no longer float around in their super privileged bubble?
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>>35144429
No idea anon, but holy shit that's a sad photo.
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>>35144688
I hate people like you because it reminds me that new people are always invading r9k.
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>>35144429
Yes because money and popularity is not the happiness opium people think it to be.

>About to piss in a bottle for the first time
Is this how it begins?
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>He never shat in a condom
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>>35144413
Make sure you have tissues.
If you're a first timer there's bound to be some drippage.
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>>35144413
I started doing it this year because I'm too afraid to leave my room.

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Why are you all so god damn negative? Society has never been better.
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Why can't you be happy on your own? Who are you to demand an explanation for why some people aren't so easily satisfied?
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>>35144376
>Society has never been better.
For Chads and women, yes. For the rest of males - no.
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I try to come here less because it's so negative and that's bad for your mental health to get surrounded by. It's still the only place I feel like is home so it's sad to have to distance myself.

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Who else /talentless/ here?

I don't play any instruments, I can't dance or sing. I can't do carpentry or do art. I'm completely talentless. I'm not dumb or anything, I just don't have any practical talents.

What about you /r9k/? Do you frequent talent-based boards like /po/ and /ic/?

If only all you NEETs browse a useful board as much as you browse /r9k/ maybe you'd have a talent?
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is that you in the picture? Will you be my boyfriend?
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Me. I never been good at anything. I never been intrested in pursuing a hobby. My hobby i guess is being on the internet and do stuff sometimes with my family.
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just start drawing if youre so worried about being talentless, within a year you can draw well enough people will be telling you to go do it as a job. when really its all quite simple and youre still at amateur level. but youll impress people if thats what youre after. pic related, nothing great, but everytime i show people they ask me if I do this for money or w/e.

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>find girl on here
>agree to meet up
>we go get coffee together
>she's incredibly fucking ugly

Holy shit that was so fucking embarrassing, people probably thought we were a couple or something.
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tell the story, this seems funny
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>inb4 always ask for a picture
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>>35143702
>A couple of best friends!

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I woke up, took a massive disgusting shit, then, got out of bed and ate breakfast.

How's your day going, lads?
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>>35143650
Its almost over and I havent been out of bed yet
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Pretty shitty. I also took a gross shit. Woke up still drunk from last night. Too drunk to go get food but I'm hungry. Forever cringing at all the stupid things I did last night. Half of them when I was still sober because I'm fucking retarded and don't know how to be a human being.
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>>35143650
>I woke up, took a massive disgusting shit, then, got out of bed

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Why is suffering good for you and enjoyment bad for you?

>Can't eat too much food or you'll get fat
>Can't drink too much or you'll get seriously ill
>Can't do drugs without becoming addicted and suffering bad side effects
>Can't stay up late or your concentration, energy and health suffers
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>>35143533
>>Can't do drugs without becoming addicted and suffering bad side effects

Smoke weed bro
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>>35143555
paranoia and it makes you stupid
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>>35143573
You only ever get mildly paranoid while you're high. Once you're sober it's fine.

And it only makes you stupid if you let it

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Go on facebook and find the most unselfaware idiot you can and post them. ITT we realize they are probably much happier than we will ever be.
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>>35143523
>Go on facebook
Go back to /soc/
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>>35143781
You do have a facebook account anon. Everyone does.
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>>35143803
>Everyone does.
Fuck off normal fag.

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>tfw no lazy sunday bf
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I feel you, OP.
Just want to cuddle with a cute guy today, but I won't, as always.
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>>35143403
>>35143390

Lower you standards.
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>Tfw your boyfriend is on vacation so cant cuddle and have sex for 2 hours

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Who else here /eatingdisorder/?

Is a haven't eaten in 3 days and it feels like the walls of my stomach are stuck together. I feel at peace though.
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I know that feel. Im anorexic and bulimic.

When there is ANY food in my stomach I feel constantly sick until I throw it up. I cant keep food in my stomach. I think its due to mental illness actual mental disorder and the amount of drugs I do.

nothing feels right in my gut. i want my stomach to feel empty. i dont want food.

and i gorge and throw it up.

stomach acid is ruining my teeth.

its fucking me up badly.

i just cant handle much food in my stomach anymore. ill throw up eating a quater of a meal
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>>35143376
I wanna starve but I'm afraid it'll make my balding worse and whenever I don't eat I get really sweaty and stinky

God I miss being aneroxic
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>>35143376

you are feeling euphoria from starving since your body is burning its fat reserves

you are not guaranteed good health or stability for your whole life so its best to enjoy a sandwich while you can

It could all go tits up one day and you will be at a disadvantage

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Modern women would rather be gagged on camera than talk to you on a date
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>>35143356
>Modern women would rather be gagged on camera than talk to you on a date

feels comfy man
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Porn makes no sense to me. Its like these movies are from a alternative universe. What do these people do on a regular day?
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>>35143410
Probably mostly drugs

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Why are girl's hands so narrow
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>>35143092
Because they're weak and retarded.
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Look at these things, they're like chicken feet, I'd be worried she was gonna start pecking my dick if she touched it with those.


AND she's a hand model!
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forget about girls for a second

what i want to know is why BBCs have such small wrists
it just doesn't make sense to me since their frames are otherwise very masculine

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Is he, dare I say it, really /ourguy/?
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>>35143009
A MATCH IN MY SHOCK WHEN NO GF
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fuck off back to /pol/ retarded faggot
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>check Trump's twitter the other day
>tweet where he rants about the MEME SHRIMP METEOR
Had a good laugh desu

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Does any femanon out there want to get impregnated?

I am not rich, but I want a son to eventually continue my lineage/inherit my things.
Apparently it's impossible to do this as a single parent, and a single father, especially.

We can negotiate a price and you can recieve a living stipend + your price when you deliver, or you can be my wife and we can be a happy autistic family.

I am 100% serious here.
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sperm donation you cuck
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>>35142751
That's literally the opposite scenario, you will never see your kid and most places will never give a single father parental rights even if you sue.

Jesus you /pol9k/ people are braindead.
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Where are you at OP?

I could hook you up. But it would be expensive.

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