I woke up, took a massive disgusting shit, then, got out of bed

>>35143650
Its almost over and I havent been out of bed yet

Pretty shitty. I also took a gross shit. Woke up still drunk from last night. Too drunk to go get food but I'm hungry. Forever cringing at all the stupid things I did last night. Half of them when I was still sober because I'm fucking retarded and don't know how to be a human being.

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>>35143650
>I woke up, took a massive disgusting shit, then, got out of bed

>>35143676
What did you do lad? Go on, indulge us.

>>35143703
Some woman was introducing herself to me and holding her hand right out in front of her like she wanted me to shake her hand. So I did and introduced myself too. Except I guess she wasn't trying to shake my hand and looked really confused and ended up leaving after that. Who holds their hand out right in front of them like that when they talk? Why am I so autistic? I also brought up star wars and pokemon too much to other people. I shouldn't have tried to actually talk to people for once. I regret everything.

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Pretty okay. Woke up, wanted to kill myself, turned on pc, got coffee while it booted up, now sipping said coffee while listening to music and browsing rk9

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So you first took a shit, then got out of bed?

Have you people really never heard the oldest dadjoke there is?

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Woke up at midday, browsed pol and r9k, checked news, ate weetabix, worried about the impending doom of going back to college tomorrow after a week break.

>>35143790
When I experience that post-druken anxiety I always remind myself how little I thought of the words and actions of everyone else that was there and reason they are probably the same and as such they don't dwell over the things you said, unless of course you said something particularly shocking and heinous.

>>35143855
I'm pretty drunk so I didn't even realize it was worded funny, but I see it now.

>>35143790
Don't worry about it man, that's really nothing.

If it makes you feel better I got drunk on Friday and ended up doing coke and making out with a friend, who is also a guy.

>>35143650
I'm still at the massive shit part, for me.
Don't know what to eat, desu

>>35143878
That's true. Even though I know people probably aren't thinking about it I can't stop thinking about it. It's like my brain is stuck on a loop. I feel like I offended that woman by grabbing her hand.

>>35143898
That's pretty crazy lol. Only time I ever did coke I told a girl she was pretty and I would have sex with her... she told me I'm a nice guy but she wouldn't ever have sex with me. Then I got a massive nosebleed. I don't like how coke makes you feel like you could tell anyone anything or do anything.

>>35143867
same but i only browse here to feel better about my life i am a normie desu

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>>35144427
Normies are fine desu, just don't take relationships for granted and live a full life.

>>35143676
Same... blacked out at a certain point last night. Well, at least I passed out before fights broke out

>>35143650
>tfw no legs
>this is my greatest fear

>>35144471
That's not fucking true
Reeeeeee

Didn't sleep well yesterday, so I went to bed early around midnight. Had a nightmare and woke up, couldn't fall back asleep, got a little over 2 hours. So I just got up and read. Around 7 I was hungry, so I made a fried egg sandwich with ham and Swiss with some black coffee. Did some writing, now I'm going to try and take a short nap.