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You may only post in this thread if you have cucked someone.
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>tfw

Very empowering feeling.
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>>35187069
Care to tell me the story?
I'm curious about how other people find themselves in these situations.
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Yeah I've kissed and felt up girls that had boyfriends and I turned my first gf into a cuckquean. I'm a piece of shit.

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That feel when no girlfriend

you must post in this thread if you know this feel

why no girlfriend /r9k/?
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Because I am most undesirable. I have virtually no friends, hate many things, am underappreciated, slimfat, average at best, among other things.
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no gf is no way to live
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>>35187018

what can you do to fix it?

I just found out that I won't be able to transfer to a university because I fucked up the dates...have to wait until next year.
>Causing me to graduate at 25
I hate being autistic.
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>tfw transferring isn't a financially viable option

I fucking hate where I am and hate what I'm studying. The hope of transferring got me to improve, but now I've lost all of that energy.
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>>35186870
>assignments due tomorrow
>browsing r9k and playing vidya
I can't fix my work ethic. My high school English teacher was right, once a procrastinator always a procrastinator.
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>just dropped my class I was F'ing and received a W
I'll get a refund, it won't affect my GPA now, yet I still feel incredibly guilty for doing it. Why guys, why?

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Fembots, why is he so perfect he's a 9/10 and doesn't know it. it breaks my heart almost
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i don't know who that is but he's a 6/10 who gets demoted to a garbage/10 for taking dumb fucking woman-tier filtered photos with his eyes closed
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>>35186868
You have plebian tastes, I assure you.
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More like a 5
Femanon here

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Senior anon, can you help me with my green card test?
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>>35186719
>"n-no"
>run away
>go on r9k and greentext it

another day in the life of anon
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>>35186719

UP AGAINST THE WALL YOU DIRTY ILLEGAL
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>>35186719
As long as you're of legal age, I will give you citizenship through marriage and childbirth

Now let me see that fat ass, bitch

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If someone asked you to fuck their gf/wife, would you be willing to cuck them?
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I'd rather they fucked mine but sure.
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>>35186567
You know how some girls look punchable, well this girl looks rapeable. dumb whore

Also
>giving a bj with your teeth
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Girlfriend - maybe
Wife - No

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Let's see /r9k/ taste on cigarettes!

>inb4 I want to kill myself hurr :'C HEY, I don't smoke cuz I might die xDD
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>>35186566
I don't want to kill myself and I don't do drugs.
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>>35186566
Even Hitler was against smoking, OP. You don't want to disappoint your idle like that, right?
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I unironically vape. Enjoy your cancer sticks.

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Is it true that Idubbbz actually slapped his gf on stream?

Where's the video?
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>>35186276
Care to elaborate? I didn't even know he had a gf.
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who is this man?
and why should i give a heck?
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I wish I had a bf who would slap me instead of leaving me for being stupid.

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So a few years ago this girl, "Aqua Angelfire" made a video about a guy insulting Blood on the Dance Floor.
Is there anyone out there who remembers the name of the guy who was fighting with her? Or knows who he is? I believe he deleted his YouTube channel since his response no longer comes up as recommended.
In the video it sounds like she's calling him "avero" or "al bro". I think he was either Hispanic or Native American with a really deep voice.
He had a few other videos on his channel, one of him screwing around in a target or Walmart.

She deleted the original but here's a link to the video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm5nKR-YJVY

/wsr/ is dead and of no service pls help me
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That's just boxxy in drag as a girl.
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>>35186192
Ye I mean I'm looking for the guy who pissed her off in the video
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Pls help he was so dreamy

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Can you name all the red flags ?
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1. Is a female
2. That's really all you need to know to know they're broken.
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>>35186124
white OwO
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Choker
Short hair
Unnaturally dyed hair
Fucking up teeth
Flashing her tits for a camera like a whore

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>tfw no gf with a corpulent midsection
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fat is sexy on women
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fat foIds
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sexy gut

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Why was the universe even created and what came before it?

What is the point of reality and time and everything? Why does it exist?

Why can't we figure this out, and more importantly, why don't more people dedicate their time to solving THE BIGGEST mystery known to man? And don't give me that "We're not meant to understand/It's beyond our comprehension" argument.

Everything has an origin and a purpose for being conceived. By our understanding of the properties of the universe, nothing adds up.
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>>35186012
It's probably a simulation, that's my favorite explanation. This isn't the real universe, so just lighten up.
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>>35186012
Dark matter, greatest mystery of all its the theory of everything, but you are divorcing yourself from humanity.. ultimately asking these questions dont matter, human life is brief you need to take what you can because ultimately you die, it will have never mattered. There is no great answer.. finding what you care about is all that should matter
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>>35186046
But who's pulling the strings and why? Explain this theory to me, please.

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Do you guys think that immortality will be discovered in our lifetime?

Or a way to prolong life to over 100+ without being a cripple?

Maybe prolong it long enough until immortality is discovered?

Who here wants to live forever? What would you do with immortality?
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>>35185899
IIRC we're already discovering ways to upload you onto a hard drive
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>>35185940
:) i want to be uploaded into a harddrive and live forever :))
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>>35185899
>goes to r9k
>"hay guyz!! who wantz to live forever!?"

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Why is it so difficult to obtain a fembot
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Are you nice and cuddly and live in Germany?
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Robot GF/BF application thread
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>obtaining something which doesn't exist
>not difficult

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>bored
>drinking self to sleep so I don't have to be conscious anymore at least for the evening
Howzabout you fags?
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>nobody likes or wants to talk to me
That's okay too.
Booze'll never leave me, and I'll never leave you rotters.
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I hope I pass out before this shitty thread reaches page ten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
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>page eight
>still mostly articulate
fugg

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