That feel when no girlfriend you must post in this thread if

Because I am most undesirable. I have virtually no friends, hate many things, am underappreciated, slimfat, average at best, among other things.

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no gf is no way to live

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>>35187018

what can you do to fix it?

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oh me

oh my

why no cutie pie

THAT FEEEL WHEN NOGF IS REAL

>>35186970
one all the way on the right is top tier qt

>>35186970
OP

Just know that the Facebook user gets a notification whenever you download a pic from their profile.

>>35187143
chubby asian gives me a race traitor vibe

>>35187647
>Just know that the Facebook user gets a notification whenever you download a pic from their profile.

not if I screenshot it

Lack of trying and lack of time.

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don't stare too much at my qts robots

Was extremely isolated from 16-21 years old
No friends, never even spoke to women
Now I have poor social skills, still no friends, there are no women where I work and I'm not in college
Basically I dont know any women my age and have no way of meeting them

>>35186970
Because I have a fiance

>>35187728

online dating desu senpai

>>35187702
>>35187143
>>35187122
>>35187107
>>35186970

Which one do you like the most anon? or are you trying for a harem?

>>35187738
>Because I have a fiance

normie please get out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwX4I4DbvoI

>>35187647
>This is totally real and not a lie at all

>>35187742

the redhead is mine senpai, all the others are for you

>>35187762
But I'm a robot. I'm going to stay.

19 and still have never had one
I guess on the bright side i'm not a khv
Do things get better? I honestly couldn't ever see myself in a relationship, having to spend such long periods of time with one person.

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>tfw no qtpie long-nose girlfriend

>>35187803
>Do things get better?
>I honestly couldn't ever see myself in a relationship, having to spend such long periods of time with one person.

What do you fucking think?

>>35187143
>tfw when no cute group of girls to patronise you constantly
Sad feel, why do you have these photos? Also the one on the right is my favourite.

>ugly girls like this still want Chad

>>35187828
>Sad feel, why do you have these photos? Also the one on the right is my favourite.

why do you think

>>35187740
Thought about it, but assuming I could get a girl to go on a date with me, it would be my first date ever and she would most likely have lots of dating experience. I don't know how to act or what to do on a date and it would be extremely obvious and she would probably get freaked out by my awkward behavior

>>35186970
>>35186970
>you must post in this thread if you know this feel
I actually don't have to, anon. You should be more grateful for my sharing my feels with you.
iktf

>>35186970
Because I am
>unattractive physically
>socially awkward
>heavily paranoid and skeptical of people's intentions
>cynical and nihilistic
>an anti-feminist
>spending my free time shitposting and playing vidya
>currently on this board

I lack
>a real job
>any money
>a license and a car
>interest in keeping myself clean
>interest in looking and dressing good
>interest in keeping myself healthy

>>35187978
I don't know that's why I'm asking you, do you know them? Are you just taking people's pictures from the Internet?

>>35188160

oh i know them anon

i know them

I can't look at their faces without thinking "Am I high right now?"

college campus
all the non-degenerate girls already got a bf freshman year
all thats left are the fucking degenerate druggie sluts

>>35188217
Stop being a slippery fuck, how do you know them?

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>>35186970
26 years, still going strong

last year I almost made it, though.. Let me tell you, it's the single best feeling I have haver had in my whole life. Nothing even came close. I can't even beginto describe how much everything sucks in comparison. It's what life CAN and SHOULD be like.

The first time holding hands with my heart almost beating out of my chest, the first time looking deep into her bright green eyes (aka the most beautiful thing in the entire universe), the first time passionately kissing in the shady bar we had our second date, while 90s nostalgiacore was blasting and the all the drunktards that were still there at that time cheering at us, having someone to text "good night, kisses*" to every night.
no fugg though, hence I'm still here

Everyday life is just a sad, pathetic joke now.

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>>35186970
>you must post in this thread if you know this feel
Ok.

>why no girlfriend /r9k/?
Girls are never attracted to me. I have learned how to be pretty decent in social situations, have a few friends, a job, and I'm known as a funny guy, but that doesn't do anything when you're short and have a babyface.

>>35186970

Because even though I'd like a girlfriend, I don't know the first thing about being a boyfriend. And the idea of a girl constantly needing my attention, judging me, and comparing me to other guys is so overwhelming that I think I'd just as soon just stay single.

>>35188266
>Stop being a slippery fuck, how do you know them?

They work at my place of employment (well 2 of them anyway)

I cyber stalk and fap to them every day, irl the give me hugs

>>35188285
>Girls are never attracted to me. I have learned how to be pretty decent in social situations, have a few friends, a job, and I'm known as a funny guy, but that doesn't do anything when you're short and have a babyface.

manlets never learn

I'm way too immature for a gf. I'm 21 and still watch anime and play and lot of video games. I'm doing well in college and I'm on track for a good job but a lot of girls are turned off by my hobbies. But its not like I'd want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't like anime or video games anyway, and that seems to me like it's about 99% of females.

>>35188543
>I cyber stalk and fap to them everyday
Come on that's not fucking cool, at least show them some basic respect, especially considering you get hugs.

There used to be this big group of girls that I knew but they never hugged me because they didn't want to enter my personal space, I did want them to though, I wish I asked.

>>35188631
Every girl I've ever slept with liked video games. None of them were any good but they all played or were willing to play.

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>>35188679
>Come on that's not fucking cool, at least show them some basic respect, especially considering you get hugs.

where do you think you are

>>35188708
Come on though even when they give you hugs? Sometimes I feel like the only robot with my morals.

You're making me nostalgic too, I miss my girl group.

>>35186970
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>>35187702
tell me anon, is chubby asian a race traitor?

>>35187822
i recommend tania raymonde

>>35188742
Calm down, Chris-chan

>>35188744
>tell me anon, is chubby asian a race traitor?

yes

>>35188742
>Come on though even when they give you hugs? Sometimes I feel like the only robot with my morals.

sometimes after a hug i can stay hard all the way home and cum without getting soft first

>>35188794
Mate why can't you just fap to normal stuff? Why does it have to be people you know?

>>35188824
>>35188827
Whoops wrong person, I know you're taking the piss at this point lad.

Because I make poor decisions and sabotage myself, and i'm overweight and a sad cunt

>>35188827
>Mate why can't you just fap to normal stuff? Why does it have to be people you know?

fapping to people you know is normal stuff

I know girls who only fap to facebook friends of guys they want to fuck desu senpai

Almost every young single woman I've met has been a leftist retard.

>>35188849
>Because I make poor decisions and sabotage myself, and i'm overweight and a sad cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Gf7YdUe5w

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really like this mixed qt back from my old town
just a really cool person to be around
too bad im a robot
tfw

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>>35188879
>Almost every young single woman I've met has been a leftist retard.

lol /pol/ can't get laid

>>35188856
How many people do you know man fuck, anyway women get a free pass on that shit don't you know the rules?

>>35188942
>don't you know the rules?

no

>>35188905
I could "get laid", they're liberal sluts.

That's the problem.

I was a loner all throughout high school, and am still a loner in college. i have no interesting hobbies, I'm slightly above average at best, angry all the time, khv at 21

>that feel when relationship is rapidly dying

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>>35188984
>liberal sluts.

lol /pol/ i mean come on

>>35188980
Women don't get in trouble of judged for doing creepy shit alright mate, unless they throw their child off a roof or something excessive like that, those are the rules.

That makes me think, why do women seem to always be more likely to abuse their children as well as weaponise them? Do they think of them almost as property and find their own judgement when it comes to their children ultimate?

>>35189033

>tfw when no einfield GF with weird feet

>>35188879
>that feel when not even conservative but would love to have a conservative gf

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>>35188984
You shouldn't even reply to someone like this. lrn2discardshitposts

>>35189060
Pretty much every man who is looking for a long term relationship wants a conservative girl.

That's half of the problem, there are only so many of them, and when a man gets one, he does everything he can to keep her.

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>>35189051
>That makes me think, why do women seem to always be more likely to abuse their children as well as weaponise them? Do they think of them almost as property and find their own judgement when it comes to their children ultimate?

idk

i just like fapping to their photos and hugging them a little too long in social situations

I am starting to think I don't know how to flirt with girls.

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>>35189150
>I am starting to think I don't know how to flirt with girls.

just say random shit to them, if they think you are funny they will hug you desu senpai

>>35189150
What makes you say that anonkun? Did something happen?

>>35189115

do you have bikini pics of the chubby?

>>35189190

not on this computer

>>35189198

.......insta handle?

>>35189171
if my dick functioned it would be diamonds

;_;

>>35189208

i have some of their snapchats and other shit

these girls are like female robots, they hang on any male attention and I give it to them, I think they went to school with a bunch of chads who would not talk to them

they compete over my attention and I am just some faggot robot, it's a crazy situation desu

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>>35189115
You're making it difficult to have this conversation with your short and very ambitious replies, I'm jealous and sad now too, I want to hug cute girls.

>>35189230
>if my dick functioned it would be diamonds

what's wrong with your dick anon

>>35189241
*ambigious

>>35189250
test is so low that I don't get hard

end my life

>>35189238
i'd only want the snap of chubby

i don't ever send snaps, i just view stories

>>35189241
>You're making it difficult to have this conversation with your short and very ambitious replies, I'm jealous and sad now too, I want to hug cute girls.

these girls are not cute anon, you would have to see them IRL, they are a group of female robots

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheerleader_effect

>>35189238
holy shit sign me up

how old are they though?

>that feel when have no idea how old anyone is and am probably too old

>>35189265

PIED?

>>35189265

get some test cyp brah it will fix you up brah

I don't need the complications that come from having a gf. Instead I have girls that I fuck regularly. NSA relationships are the best.

>>35186970
>why no girlfriend, /r9k/?
Self destructive tendencies, NEET, Jobless. The list could go on and on. Also, my "best friend" is basically a chad, so any opportunity is stolen by women being women.
>going after this one girl
>haven't made any moves because I've barely talked to her
>going to bar one night with group of friends, apparently she is going to be there
>Chad friend is also there
>Fun is had by all
>drive to this other bar with Designated driver
>Hammered as all shit
>tearing it up on the dance floor
>go outside to smoke to self-sabotage because deep down i know that nothing would happen anyway
>come back in, chad friend is dancing with qt
>in the car ride back to the other bar, they gave me the front seat, apparently it was only for qt to sit on my friend's lap in backseat
>I told him not to make any moves as he's talking to 4+ girls at the moment but he's a cunt and did this anyway

Debating on whether or not to completely cut him off. In the 3 years I've known him I don't think I've ever seen him think about anybody other than himself. Also inb4 "you're just a beta", it's not just this instance. He constantly fucks people (other than me, too) over and I'm completely sick of it. Not just when it comes to girls.

>>35189281
>how old are they though?

average 20yo

>>35189282
pied?

>>35189283
how do I do that?

>>35189323
>how do I do that?

https://www.reddit.com/over18?dest=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FSteroidsourcetalk%2Fwiki%2Findex%2F

or ask your doctor

>>35189306
>that feel when too old and creepy to hit on 20 year olds
>that feel when babyfaced enough to lie about my age

what do?

>>35189323
porn induced erectile dysfunction.

>>35189359
porn is too lewd, I'd rather just yellow fever up average girls

>>35189272
Mate I don't care, I just want to feel the soft skin of a lady, I know the women in the photos aren't stunningly attractive or anything but they're enough for me, maybe cute isn't the word to describe them, it's just nice getting patronised by girls, probably something to do with my mum.

>>35189343
>what do?

All I can tell you is to get around girls, get a job at a store in a mall or at a movie theater or some other place where younger girls work, maybe wait tables at night, shit like that

give attention to girls who don't usually get attention and with enough effort after awhile you will find one or two who will at least hug and talk to you and crave your attention

girls need attention, and not every chad will give it to them, but proximity to tons of girls is the key, shitty retail jobs lend themselves to that

>>35189265
>he fell for the HRT meme
Dumb tranny, didn't you do any research?

>>35189381
>Mate I don't care, I just want to feel the soft skin of a lady, I know the women in the photos aren't stunningly attractive or anything but they're enough for me, maybe cute isn't the word to describe them, it's just nice getting patronised by girls, probably something to do with my mum.

well try this

>>35189400

below average girls who want attention are abundant believe it or not

>>35189400
but what happens when they find out I'm almost 30 with a job that is that shitty?

>>35189174
>Did something happen?
No. That's exactly why I'm pretty sure I don't know how to. I've talked to hundreds of girls over the years. If I were able to flirt something statistically should of happened by now.

>>35189425
>but what happens when they find out I'm almost 30 with a job that is that shitty?

Don't know, no way to find out until you try

>>35189414
delete this post, I play the hand I was dealt and despise transfaggots that are in denial about what they really are

if I was L G or B, I would lynch T

>>35189417
I don't want a shitty retail job though because I'd have to deal with so many strangers, I'm not built for that kind of lifestyle, I miss school where they just came to me, the girls in my group were all at least 6.

And I'm too sure about the attention theory either because I'd basically just quietly sit there.

>>35189494
>I don't want a shitty retail job though because I'd have to deal with so many strangers, I'm not built for that kind of lifestyle, I miss school where they just came to me, the girls in my group were all at least 6.
>And I'm too sure about the attention theory either because I'd basically just quietly sit there.

well maybe if you don't go outside a group of 20yo girls will just magically find you and hug you and send you photos

try that

>>35189417
>below average girls who want attention are abundant believe it or not
But they also have an abundant supply of attention and inflated egos. Maybe it's just in california, but even overweight 3/10s expect a white dude over 6', and even just talking to them about the work gets some response like "I have a boyfriend".

>>35189444
Alright, trips don't lie. Sorry to hear about your condition anon, hope a doctor can help you out someday.

>>35189524
>California girls

please kill me
I despise the women here
they are fucking nightmare mode because they are either fat piles of shit or supermodel tier

>>35189524
>But they also have an abundant supply of attention and inflated egos. Maybe it's just in california, but even overweight 3/10s expect a white dude over 6', and even just talking to them about the work gets some response like "I have a boyfriend".

I have not found this to be the case, maybe it is where you live

I had that dream last night where I had a girl lying on my bed with me, just talking about things

It's been a while since the last time I had it, I forgot how much it hurts when waking up

>>35189512
GOING OUTSIDE IS SCARY

PEOPLE ARE SCARY

>>35189524
Commiefornia really needs to be glassed.
I mean what the fuck would be lost anyway? It's even a win for robots because death.

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>>35189578
What about Kari?

>>35189657
>woman
good riddance

>>35189657

shes in her late 40s now and had 2+ children

>>35189667
No.

>>35189684
What's your point? She's still wonderful.

I don't know this feel but I'm gonna post anyway xD

>>35189912
>I don't know this feel but I'm gonna post anyway xD

illegal desu

I'm trying with this girl at the moment, but christ, some bitches are fucked in the head.

Either she's PMSing hard or she's about to get her arse dropped (not physically)

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>>35189709
Originally (implying I give a fuck) yes.

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There's a girl who has made it abundantly clear she likes me, and I like her.
Problem is, I'm incredibly shit at carrying a conversation, I'm passive as fuck and I've got no idea what to do on a date.

This is as close as I've ever gotten and I'm probably going to mess up because my social skills are complete dogshit.

>>35190136
It's only hard to keep a conversation going if people don't like eachother, you've already won half the battle. You can do this anon.

>>35186970
Because I don't go outside.
My only "friends" are childhood friends and we barely talk and sometimes play videogames like twice a month.
I spent 3 years and a half in a self made prison.

tfw no gf reporting in

>hate women
>want women
Conundrum from the beginning of man.

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>not addressing the elephant in the room