Why is it so difficult to obtain a fembot

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Are you nice and cuddly and live in Germany?

Robot GF/BF application thread

>obtaining something which doesn't exist
>not difficult

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>>35185896
>"""fembots"""
You guys are fuckin gay, man

>>35185896
because reality sucks and everybody aims for their ideal he/she and themselves.

fembots are whores that dont want to be our gfs so they serve no purpose here and they should leave

>>35185947
This. stop chasing ghosts, OP

>>35185923
I do but are you okay with a robot though?

>>35186015
>fembots are whores
I think I might have a clue as to why they don't want to be your gf.

>>35185947
If fembots don't exist then neither does 90% of this board.

>>35111865

Look at this shit. Most of you are simply too lazy to try to get gfs. You guys would REEEEE if a fembot ever said the same thing. Now fuck off with your double standards.

>>35185896
because we don't trust robots no more
they all say they different but they all the same

>>35186418
>If fembots don't exist then neither does 90% of this board.
what did anon mean by this

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>>35186465
>tfw actually am not like the other boys
>tfw still no gf
I am doomed.

>>35186418
>Most of you
Yes, we have some failed normies, but the rest of us are born robots. A guy as genetically weak as me will never get a gf. There is a surplus of males, only the top will reproduce (admittedly, that top is about 90%). The rest of us are doomed to die alone. The world is not just, your preachings would be better spent at >>>reddit

>>35186465
t. roastie who got toasted by some chad who lurked here

Try a guy who's a manlet virgin (ie not chad), if you give him the time of day I guarantee he'll love you til the day he dies.

>>35186465
let me prove you wrong, fembot.
contact, age, location please.

>>35186541
Oh yeah I'm sure all the posters commenting "ree females cannot be robots gtfo my board you disgusting whores" are actually chads in disguise

Go kill yourself.

>>35186418
90% of this board is female?

>>35186541
>if you give him the time of day I guarantee he'll love you til the day he dies.
LMAO
M
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>>35166846

>>35186480
>>35186583
No. If fembots don't exist then neither do you robots. Now don't you have some stacy to orbit?

>>35186541
>every robot says that in their defence when you call them out
you're not the nice guys you think you are

>>35186583
lots of us lurk here, you fags say you hate women but also make the most female-centric threads

and only ree at us when we outright say we have tidders

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>>35186611
Come on anon, that's pretty weak.

>>35186632
I'm simply telling the truth.

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>>35186644
negative. Females literally can't be robots with life on easy mode.

>>35186561
Actually chads do indeed hate women, fair chance some of them do complain here. They're likely the ones calling them stupid whores though. And some chads do pretend to be robots, they post here ironically and think the whole board is a joke.

>>35186663
men have it on easy mode, you get paid more, respected more, and run the governments and businesses

>>35186672
/r9k/ is just full of chads, huh? Next time try to tell a more believable lie faggot

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>>35186678
women literally get paid for existing, and are candidates for diversity hiring if they actually left their gender studies degrees.

men will jump at the chance to protect a female for any reason regardless of whether or not she is at fault.

>>35186663
Please refer to >>35186588. Most of you assholes admitted that you'd probably find a gf without much trouble if you'd just put in a tad effort.

>>35186722
women are still underrepresented in actually well paying jobs, especially among well off people, and face a glass ceiling to promotions

>>35186628
You do not know who I am, this is an anonymous image board. Surely you don't think I act the same way IRL as I do here?

Anyway, the reason we hate women on our board is that they don't contribute anything. They derail discussions by trying to turn attention to themselves. They also do not belong here because 99% of women simply cannot empathize with robots. When they post they simply mock us. Can you really not give us this one safe haven to be undisturbed?

>>35186737
>Please refer to >>35186588

Oopsies meant >>35186418

>>35186742
women are underrepresented because they don't actually apply for jobs in said fields. It's the same as the wage gap bs. Having a vagina is basically a get into tier 1 interview for free card at any large engineering, IT corporation.

>>35186754
>Anyway, the reason we hate women on our board is that they don't contribute anything
.........as opposed to robots making the valuable contrition in the form of tfw no gf and women hate threads for the 800th time?

>>35186701
I never said that. I said some browse here.

The reason why fembots get pumped+dumped by chads is because when a girl reaches out for someone on r9k, who answers the call? A guy with no self esteem, or a guy who's full to the brim with confidence? Obviously chads are more likely to answer, even if they're fewer in number.

>>35186848
Yeah only a few chads browse here yet somehow their opinion makes up the general consensus of /r9k/.

GTFO

>>35186809
They don't contribute to discussions, as evidenced by your nitpicking strawman.

>>35186871
Opinions between chads and robots do not necessarily conflict.

Never seen a fembot to be even remotely close to where I live. They only seem to be in the big cities.

>>35186678
wait I didnt know I owned a country, brb going to congress to write a law in which all succubi should be banned from the internet.
hang yourself.

>>35187012
men write the laws, not you in specific
if women wrote laws we'd be arguing if men deserved sexual healthcare

>>35187087
Men literally have no reproductive rights you retarded fucking moron.

>>35185923
Bundesland?

>>35186912
And that makes your initial point moot.

Hey fembots, why are you so fucking clingy? How do I get one of you to fuck off already?

>>35187466
By giving one of them to me.

>>35187428
No it doesn't. One's views do not ascertain their actions.

>>35187532
>women are all whores! disgusting sluts, the lotta them
>but not you babe, you're perfect. I'm so glad you're different to other girls
I'm sure a relationship a robot will be just wonderful.

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>>35187087
Not sure about that.

>>35187510
You don't know what you want to get into there bud. Fembots are all fucking whores who go behind your back and throw bitchfits begging you to stay when you leave them.

>>35187576
Holy fuck how can this be an original post

Here's my application
>29
>6'4
>225 pounds
>healthy
>pretty fit
>6.3 inch dick
>autistic
>scared of people
>virgin
>receded hairline on the temples
>huge nose
>computer addict but only because i have nothing else in life (i hate computers)

My requirements of the female
>must be not too fat (chubby at worst)
>must not be crippled or STD infected
>must be not hard to deal with
>that's it

Opinions?

I recognize that certainly some fembots exist, but you have to recognize that they are few and far between compared to malebots.
I would guess that robots are perhaps 90-95% male, and 5-10% female.

>>35187622
also
>self employed $2000 a month working 1 hour a month
>live with mom

>they all said it would be easy to get a boyfriend as a fembot
>still sad and alone and nausea-ridden

>>35187564
The reason robots hate women is because women have shown them nothing but hate, or at best indifference. If a girl shows them kindness robots catch oneitis and believe that that girl is the exception from almost all other women.

>>35187670
>>35185041
sdfgsdfgsdfgsdbvnbnvtrytr

>>35187674
>hurr durr no mpdg gf to save me from my toxic worldview

>>35187693
You've just strawmanned for your last several posts. I bet I could agree with you and you'd try to flip it around.

>>35187729
How was that a strawman? Please, describe in detail, the difference of my post and the post it was in response to.

>>35185896
Because they're imaginary

>>35187674
Too true, anon.
I don't recall this being /soc/ though, so why don't these faggots get the fuck off my board?

>>35187972
>>35187674
lol nice try. Robots hate women for having sex (because they have a fucked up view of it from all the porn they consume), not because women are mean to them.

>>35188055
Willing to agree there is more than one factor at play here but the previous one can't be discarded either.

I talked to a fembot on here last night, she gave me a time stamp and everything. She looked cute but she lived in the UK and I'm a burger, LDR never work when there's a cute girl involved so I suppose we're just friends. They do exist, and there's a looot of mtf people here if you count that as fembots.

>>35188261
>there's a looot of mtf people here if you count that as fembots.
please don't validate their delusions

Fembot here. Robots stop talking to me after a couple of weeks because I'm too boring.

I'm a cat lady in the making.

>>35186506
We cannot be different boys because we both use this picture on the internet, friend.
Only one of us can continue to exist after today.

>>35189138
Contact? I'd appraise myself at holding conversations fairly well, even while involving the other party.
The worst that could happen is we just don't entertain each other.

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>>35185896
>fembots

Nope.

I'm a fembot.

I have a penis though.

I hope that's ok.

>>35185923
I live in a country next door to Germany. Close enough?

Also I'm not a robot but a normie/Chad. Still wouldn't mind meeting a fembot though.

>>35189467
>I'm a fembot.
>
>I have a penis though.
>
>I hope that's ok.
honestly this

>>35189687
>I'm not a robot but a normie/Chad.
We'll be the judge of that. Post face

>>35187622
It must be tough being that tall. Aren't you afraid of height?

Fembots aren't real. That's just a meme.

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I am willing to go down the very bottom barrel of females. I believe that love can arise over time, so initial attraction isn't super important.

How do i recognize one? And isn't there a lot of competition for traditionally less attractive girls?

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>>35185896

there are many lonely girls (male) here Anon.

>>35190111
>posting your pic on 4chan
>ever

It's not like you can tell if someone is a Chad by pictures alone.

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>>35189138
I talked to a fembot, and rationalized it that way. But it was actually because she creeped me the fuck out. For instance rather than losing weight the natural way she talked about gouging it out with a melon baller.

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>>35192421
Least you've talked to one. I'm too scared to even talk to robots half the time. Living beings scare me shitless

>>35192528
I've talked to quite a few in the past month. It became sort of an obsession of mine for a week or two to get in touch with as many fembots as I could.

I stopped at 8, but I could've probably continued. I only still talk with 2 of them for various reasons, but the remaining two I now consider my friends.

Just jump into it, anon. You may face ghosting or similar things, but you'll get better at conversing only by conversing.

>>35192528
It gets easier the more you do it, the phrase "just be yourself" eventually clicks desu

>>35192888
How do you even get into contact with them?

Not him btw.

>>35192933
Can you explain? What does "being yourself" mean to you?

>>35193255
>What does "being yourself" mean to you?
Not really caring about what I say, I still struggle to do this face to face but online I stopped caring. I used to have problems making messages and worrying about it when I first started. Conversations felt robotic basically.
Though the first problem is finding someone who actually wants to speak to you, while I want to recommend /soc/ all the girls I tried to speak to there treated me like a nuisance. If you can hawk a contact thread you'll probably have decent chances.

>>35192528
You're pretty slutty though aren't you? Just open up about your sexuality.

>>35193349
We're opposites in a way.

IRL, I don't particularly care much what people think of me. I try my best to be generous and kind, but that's natural to me. It's not like I'm thinking about it or going out of my way to control their perception of me.

Online though it's a different story. I hardly talk to other people w/o anonymity from fear that I'll make myself look stupid. I'll try to focus less on that though.

>hawk a contact thread
You mean on /r9k/ or on /soc/?

>>35189138
I'm boring too. Maybe we could talk?

>>35193511
/r9k/. I've tried the 'clean kik' threads on /soc/ and most of the women there are garbage.

>>35189467
It's my fetish. Please post contact infos.