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Anonymous
2017-03-01 07:30:27 Post No.35219051
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:30:27 Post No. 35219051 [Report] [View this topic]

Friendly reminder that you are a cuck if you have a gf or wife who wasn't a virgin before she met you.

That is all.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:33:19 Post No.35219097
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>>35219051
>inb4 "oh grow up"

I remember looking at this gorgeous girls pussy and just thinking, "fuck, some chavvy bastard has spunked in here"

Made me feel physically sick...

Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:37:05 Post No.35219152
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>>35219097
roflak oregamu

Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:38:58 Post No.35219171
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:38:58 Post No.35219171 [Report]

I like women with experience. Wouldn't touch one that hasn't had at least several partners before me.

Anonymous
2017-03-01 07:25:08 Post No.35218986
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:25:08 Post No. 35218986 [Report] [View this topic]

does /r9k/ like Bring me the horizon ?

are they /our band/?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:40:27 Post No.35219199
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>>35218986
Eh, I don't really listen to whichever sub genre of hardcore they are anymore
They aren't bad, though. Just not my taste anymore

Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:43:37 Post No.35219253
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:43:37 Post No.35219253 [Report]

>teenage girl music

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>>35218986
no

also

>listening to screamo, emo, or anything of the sort

Literally only teenage girls and skinny jeaned men questioning their sexuality listen to that shit.

i fucking hate the vocals to that whole genre sounds gay and whiney.

also
>people thinking that genre is cool hip or outcast

Literally nothing says im a white suburban kid who grew up kinda sheltered with a pretty normie happy social life than emo/screamo/hardcore/pop punk whatever the fuck. the whole spectrum a shit

Punk rock is literally just as normie as top 40 or at least close. and my roomates blast that shit 24/7

only caviot being early punk. shits badass

also i like maybe 1 dance gavin dance song
BUT i never am caught listening to it in public
and i am sure to have a healthy ammount of self hatred after listening to it once.

/rant

Anonymous
Help me! 2017-03-01 06:41:02 Post No.35218323
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Help me! Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:41:02 Post No. 35218323 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me, 29 years old, live in mums basement
>mom tells me I need to join a gym and exercise 3-4 times a week to build my confidence and lose weight
>tells me that she will take away my NEETBUX if I don't go
>sign up for local gym downtown
>first day there, walk in, filled with Chads
>one Chad comes over and offers me some tips on the machine I was using. He seemed fairly nice then mentioned that he was a personal trainer and would have to bill me $100 an hour if he helped anymore
>go home feeling even worse about myself

what should I do? I cant keep going there because of the crushing social anxiety and Chads

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:42:52 Post No.35218344
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24/7 gym, or go on weekdays around working hours, when those chads have more of a life than you cuteface

Canaduhfag. 2017-03-01 06:43:46 Post No.35218361
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>>35218323
Most gyms will tell you their least busy times. I cant be fucked waiting for machines or weights and I do shift work so I can go when I please and hate people.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:44:55 Post No.35218378
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>>35218323
>what should I do?
go to /fit/
read sticky.
reread it because you are probably a thick skulled dipshit.
take knowledge from it, figure out what you need to do in order to pack on muscle and lose fat
go back to gym
?????
become chad

Anonymous
2017-03-01 06:15:08 Post No.35217924
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:15:08 Post No. 35217924 [Report] [View this topic]

Am I a robot, or just an upset normalfag?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:46:36 Post No.35218425
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>>35217924
I'd say you're just an upset normalfag, but i'm fairly new to this site as well so we can be normies together <3

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:49:23 Post No.35218475
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>>35217924
Link or get the fuck out!

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:50:47 Post No.35218503
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>>35218475
Ya could just google search the image ya know, but >>35218425 here with the link
http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php

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Warning for all robots - NEVER DATE A GIRL 2017-03-01 06:09:05 Post No.35217844
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Warning for all robots - NEVER DATE A GIRL Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:09:05 Post No. 35217844 [Report] [View this topic]

"#2yearswithahoe is trending all over social media after a girl accidently texted her boyfriend that she was cheating on him. They were in a relationship for 2 years and he was currently working 60 hours a week to save up for a Florida vacation they were just about to go on. This hashtag has taken social media by storm and people are shocked that a female would do this."

My dream was always to have a gf but now I am rethinking this, should you ever trust a girl? Ive seen countless stories of guys working their asses off to make their gf happy only to be cheated on.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:10:36 Post No.35217872
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This is why I only date traps

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:12:36 Post No.35217894
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:12:36 Post No.35217894 [Report]

Originally funny.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:12:47 Post No.35217895
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>>35217872
Yeah that's why you only date traps, homo.

Anonymous
Addicted to masturbating 2017-03-01 06:03:08 Post No.35217745
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Addicted to masturbating Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:03:08 Post No. 35217745 [Report] [View this topic]

>see psychiatrist for the first time in weeks last week
>she asks me why I haven't been seeing her
>I tell her I always oversleep because I spent the whole night masturbating
>she says that masturbating too much is unhealthy for me mentally as it probably makes my anxiety and depression worse
>I ask how much masturbating is too much
>she asks me how many times i masturbate a week
>I tell her I masturbate about 5-6 times a day
>she stares at me blankly and says she's surprised I haven't had a heart attack yet
>I tell her that it's hard not to do it
>she says to limit my masturbation to a couple times a week
>I tell her that's impossible for me
>she says she wants me to not to masturbate for a week and come report back about how I feel
>next week comes
>tell her feel nothing but misery and discomfort, couldn't sleep or concentrate at all
>she says she thinks I'm addicted to masturbating and she wants me to go on SSRIs
>mfw
Is she right, /r9k/? Is masturbating the root of all my problems, am I addicted to busting nuts? I don't want to believe, this is all I have.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:06:09 Post No.35217797
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>>35217745
You are dependent on it but ssri's are not the answer. There are benefits to not masturbating, keep an eye out for them.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:06:33 Post No.35217806
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:06:33 Post No.35217806 [Report]

>this is all I have
And that's why you need to let go of it. Escapism through pleasure is not healthy at all.

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Can't be addicted to something that is meant to be done on a daily basis

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Death Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:00:08 Post No. 35217700 [Report] [View this topic]

How old are you and how do you feel about the fact that you're gonna die someday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgyEmYyQF4

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:00:58 Post No.35217717
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>>35217700
23 y/o nothing achiever
afraid of regretting my life at the deathbed, yet knowing i`d probably not change

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:01:25 Post No.35217725
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>19
Hope I can atleast die when i finished an anime instead of dying midway through it, thanks

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:02:01 Post No.35217733
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i dont know people are so butt frsutrated about death when life is a lot harder. i dont think you have to do much after you die so im hype. i'll be chllin

Anonymous
2017-03-01 05:54:28 Post No.35217625
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:54:28 Post No. 35217625 [Report] [View this topic]

How the FUCK do I transport a cat to Vietnam?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:56:52 Post No.35217666
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:56:52 Post No.35217666 [Report]

The same way you transport other kinds of food

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:00:14 Post No.35217703
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>>35217625
You buy it a plane ticket. Or rather, you buy a ticket for a person and buy extra baggage for a pet.

"BUT THAT COSTS MONEY ANON"
Yeah what the fuck did you think?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:00:35 Post No.35217712
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>>35217625
What are you going to Vietnam for?

Anonymous
2017-03-01 05:52:20 Post No.35217596
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:52:20 Post No. 35217596 [Report] [View this topic]

What do you think your future wife is doing right now?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:55:21 Post No.35217633
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:55:21 Post No.35217633 [Report]

Not existing tbhqwerty

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>>35217596
Floating through the void

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:55:43 Post No.35217642
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>>35217596
Getting railed by Christian Chad

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Quick Question 2017-03-01 05:51:50 Post No.35217588
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Quick Question Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:51:50 Post No. 35217588 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do you think God allowed someone like you to exist?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:53:10 Post No.35217610
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>>35217588
>inb4 "it's apart of his master plan xd"

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>>35217588
because he values every life
why wouldnt he allow it to exist?
he created animals, the retarded, the severely ill and destructive etc

im just a unproductive hedonistic lazylazer like thousands before me

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:56:25 Post No.35217659 [Report]

He wants to punish me for something.

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2017-03-01 05:51:31 Post No.35217582
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:51:31 Post No. 35217582 [Report] [View this topic]

Are chadfishing threads allowed?

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>>35217582
>2272 instagram photos
>comment wasn't even original
damn son

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>>35217582
How do you make a chadfish tinder OP?
How do you get around using Facebook and phone.

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>>35217650
I don't.

I'm on my phone with a fb

I'm not doing anything illegal or anything

Anonymous
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Dress/Skirts Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:24:15 Post No. 35217233 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't girls wear dress and skirts that much anymore? Why do they want to wear pants? Dresses and skirts are far cuter.
>inb4 Muh functionality
We all know women don't dress for functionality

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:25:15 Post No.35217248
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It covers too much compared to skin tight slutpants.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:26:03 Post No.35217263
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:26:03 Post No.35217263 [Report]

Because men wear them no.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:28:29 Post No.35217288 [Report]

>tfw girls wear sundresses and you can see their panty lines

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:14:51 Post No. 35217102 [Report] [View this topic]

Why have you not used this beauty to get a lot of free pussy?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:17:11 Post No.35217131
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>>35217102
Because 75% of the "girls" in my town are bots. It's not worth sifting through all of that shit to only get 1 or 2 matches if even that. Being a 5/10 is suffering.

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>>35217102
talking about tinder where they only judge on the way you look on a board where 95% of the people have mental illness and live in a basement

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no good pictures

scared ill find someone I know

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:07:03 Post No. 35217010 [Report] [View this topic]

>practice gf wants me to marry her

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:08:17 Post No.35217032
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does she have a nice personatilty

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>>35217010
practice marriage. just make her sign a prenup

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>>35217010
>practice gf tells me she's pregnant with my child

we've never had sex

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:05:05 Post No. 35216984 [Report] [View this topic]

Women have makeup, implants, surgery etc.
What ez mode methods are there for male robots?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:06:17 Post No.35216997
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:06:17 Post No.35216997 [Report]

western culture is such putrid garbage

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:06:31 Post No.35217001 [Report]

what the fuck are those thighs

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>>35216997
Plastic surgery is even more rampant in South Korea

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/