How the FUCK do I transport a cat to Vietnam?

The same way you transport other kinds of food

>>35217625
You buy it a plane ticket. Or rather, you buy a ticket for a person and buy extra baggage for a pet.

"BUT THAT COSTS MONEY ANON"
Yeah what the fuck did you think?

>>35217625
What are you going to Vietnam for?

Put it up for adoption and just get another cat in Vietnam.

I mean, it's a cat. You won't recognise the difference after a while.

>>35217712
I'm wondering about becoming an English teacher there and living cheaply.
>>35217724
It won't be my cat. I love my cat.

If you are not vietnamese, then get the FUCK out of my country. I am at personal war with all white invaders and sexual predators.

You take my women, you pay the penalty.

>>35217824
I don't want any of your women. I just want to live there.

>>35217824
>my women

fucking kek you retarded gook, you're in for a ride...

>>35217836
I don't care. Just get the fuck out. Stay in your country, pig.

>>35217839
You're in for an experience when a vietnamese nationalist like me is pointing his beretta at your face. Good luck if you come to Saigon, motherfucker

>>35217875
Now I want to move to Nam just to piss you off.

File: IMG_6135.jpg (75KB, 675x673px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 675x673px

>>35217625
Stuff it in your jacket and pray for the best

>>35217875
You guys have access to guns too?
>>35217882
It will go "RAAAAOOOOOOOO" and I'll have to feed it sleeping pills and it would probably shit on me in it's sleep. It's a long plane ride.

>>35217625
you gotta get all the papers and shit for it and make sure it can stay in a crate or bag and it can tag along with you in the plane like baggage you just gotta make sure it behaves and you have to pay too

>>35217881
Oh look. my penalty fee just went up to $200

If you see a guy with a Nguyen flag tattoo on his right arm pointing a beretta at your balls, you will know its me and you will give me $200.

mfw i dont even put the magazine in my pistol but all the white cucks piss their pants still when I aim at their face :^)

>>35217903
No but I dont give a fuck. Come to my land. Pay the price.

>>35217971
Where did you get it? Black market?

>>35217875

Let's all go to vietnam just to make this faggot mad

>>35217971
>>35217875
>>35217824
>t. smelly LARP king
lmao you wouldn't know what to do if you seen a gun boy.

>>35217625
Here you go you dumb son of a bitch
http://www.pettravel.com/immigration/vietnam.cfm

>>35217928
Maybe it's not such a great idea. My cat has a panic attack in a car ride. I can't imagine how freaked out it would be in a plane.

>>35217971
You sound like an edgy 15 year old. Just stop. You are not impressing anyone. What the fuck even is a Nguyen flag tattoo.

>>35217971

Shut up, take your hormones and spread your butt cheeks, already.

This AMERICAN WHITE MAN commands it.

File: 20170301_091256-1-1-1.jpg (2MB, 1430x1633px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1430x1633px

>>35217752
Say he's a therapy animal. An emotional support animal or something.

Gl OP, hope kitter can make it home with you.

Pic related is my cat. Love him so much.

>>35218021
talk to a vet about it i'm sure that the vet can give you medicine to calm him down or make him sleep

>>35217625
Put it to sleep or give it up for adoption.

He'll be some zipperhead's dinner if he ever wanders off.

>>35218205
That isn't true, is it?

>>35218289
Cats and dogs are food in Vietnam.

>>35218297
Well he's an inside cat

>>35218375
Send him to Vietnam and he'll be an inside-out cat.

File: thumbnail_20170221_212323.jpg (117KB, 717x866px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 717x866px

THIS IS NOW A CATTO THREAD

POST YOUR CATTOS

File: 98ea4233-1be5-49ab-b68b-8bdb397a7376.jpg (43KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 800x600px

>>35219076
This is my (op) cat

>>35219011
Yeah, fuck it. Dumb idea anyways. I NEED to get out of my fucking room though.

>>35217625
You eat it
This unoriginal comment was made original by adding stupid words after it