Warning for all robots - NEVER DATE A GIRL

This is why I only date traps

Originally funny.

>>35217872
Yeah that's why you only date traps, homo.

>>35217844
>should you ever trust a girl
>2017

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nah man not all girls are like that xd

just go for it bruh just be yourself and find that one girl who won't betray you or become a burden bruh

and now that guy is going to go to florida by himself surrounded by single women in bikinis looking for a good time. and he can legit pull the "I just broke up with my girl" line and MEAN IT


I'd say everyone wins

except the slut, but she's a slut, so no harm done

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This is Zoe.

How could such a beautiful creature be so vile?

>>35217844
how do we know this isn't fake

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Sad thing is most robots would give anything to get cheated on by Zoe.

Eh I'm not really surprised

Even that qt good girl nursing student in the sweater is going to cheat, it's just the day we live in

>>35217915
She looks exactly like a cheating whore

I swear robots have horrible taste in women. You can tell she's going to cheat on you just by looking at her face

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>>35217961
Probably, if she's trying go behind my back to cheat on me at least she's aware I exist.

>>35218003
>robots have horrible taste in women

I really thought they'd smarten up to this shit already.

STOP WANTING STACY

They're never worth it. She also looks like she has little assets. Why do you guys want these slender no-tits and no-ass women? Fuck's sake. She's not only a basic Starbuck's drinking bitch but she looks like a twig.

Redpill me on traps.

Why are they better?

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>>35217844
>implying I need a warning
It's not like I was ever in danger of getting a gf

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>>35218003
>tfw i'm attracted to lying whores

>people are shocked
Normalfags aren't shocked, they're pretending to be upset, as if they all haven't done the same thing

>>35217844
Obviously her man wasn't pleasing her. She was entitled to cheat. It's all about women's rights. Why are you all misogynists? You don't OWN her. Get with the times!

(this is what all her Stacy friends will tell her, just sayin.)

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>>35217844
I hope someone ties her up and pisses on her

>>35217961
looks like a basic ho

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>yfw your bf works 60 hours a week
>to pay for a trip while i fuck chad

Gotta love Stacys

>>35218089
They don't have a female brain. It's that simple.

May apply to MtFs too

>BC
This is cancer

>>35218080
Is this supposed to be a warning? I can't get a gf at all. Even If she's homely and has autism. You don't need to warn me.

>>35217961

>Starbucks displaying manicured photo

Airhead bitch confirmed. I'd rather castrate myself then stick my cock in a brainlet.

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>>35217844
Women being women,why am i not surprised...

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>"dating"
>ever

I'm too autistic to seduce women

But my older brother isn't

Alphas don't "date", betas do

They hit on a chick, seduce her, fuck, and if she's not an annoying cuntbag he'll make her the main chick

"Dating" is a pathetic attempt by a beta to show his provider ability and qualify himself to a woman in the most awkward way possible. No woman wants to be interviewed or give an interview. You can't "negotiate" attraction level.

A woman decided if she wants to fuck you within 10 seconds of interaction. From there it's about determining if she does and then escalating your way into bed.

>>35217915
>that man jaw
>those hairy arms

No matter what anyone says, YES you can tell a whore by her appearance

>>35217844
A qt trap gf (male) would never be so heartless and cruel. Woman are just terrible in everyway.
Stay happy stay trappy

>>35218356
actually traps are pretty emotionally void people

Usually mentally ill or traumatized BPD individuals.

don't fall for the trap meme

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>>35218356
Most traps are whores
I strive to be a pure qt though

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>>35217910
or he can start a new day of retribution

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>All these fucking homo fags
If yo'ure waifu is 3d then please leave

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>>35218469
>being autistic enough to like anime

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>>35218516
>being autistic enough to post on an anime site without liking anime

>>35218406
I dont know what kind of experiences youve had but the two qt traps i went all the way with were extremely pleasant and emotionally attentive. Kinda assumed they were sluts but you can be sexually active and not be a terrible persob because of it.

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>>35218533
>anime site

Highly doubt even a third of the users outside of /a/ like anime.

>>35218533
you would have a point if this was 2006

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>>35218589
>>35218633
>site created for the discussion of anime is not an anime site
>>>/reddit/
>>>/twitter/
>>>/facebook/

if anime bothers you so much then get out you fucking normalfags

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>>35218663
Does my dislike of anime trigger your autism, anon?

>>35218663
Last I checked this board wasn't /a/ or /jp/ or hell, any of the 2d porn related boards.
Not everyone watches your crap slice of life rubbish.

>>35218139
she's not even that attractive. just another dumb looking whore that'll whine nonstop when she hits 30 because she can't find the guy that "treats her right." i hate these retarded creatures we call women.

>>35218663
>>site created for the discussion of anime is not an anime site

Just because it started out as that doesn't mean that's what it is over a decade later. Most of the boards on the site have nothing to do with anime. Most of the traffic on this site are on boards that have nothing to do with anime.

>>35217844
Following this logic you should never ever breath because there is a change that your lungs will fail.

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>>35218691
>>35218697
>>35218800
GET OUT YOU STUPID FUCKING NORMALS GO BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG THIS WHOLE SITE IS FOR ANIME HIROSHIMOOT AND MOOT CONFIRMED THIS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>35218089
Male brain, female body (minus the dick).

Loves getting fucked hard. Acts cute and feminine. Most don't even want you touching their little girly dicks anyway so if you're insecure about a trap not having a pussy you're good.

>>35218139
ZOE I LOVE U PLS CONTACT ME I WILL LET U CHEAT ON ME WHENEVER U WANT

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How can you trust a girl who are looking like this?

>>35218823
kys, you're even more pathetic than the rest of us

>>35219104
>I've been here a whole day guys and I think I know what this board culture is about!
get out you stupid normal this isn't the place for you

This stuff happens all the time

This is Obamas America

>>35219104
You just used kys so i dont think he is

I'm starting to think you guys are actually serious. Like, this board is actually full of virgins.

>>35219211
Can confirm its serious. Im fat ugly and have a micropenis

Not all humans are cheaters im sure youll find that one loyal gf anon

>>35217961
That whore basic lookin ass bitch is a huge ass no SHES A STACY WHY CANT YOU SEE

>>35219211
Yes, it is infact full of virgins
>buy a mirror faggot

>>35217915
>Beautiful
7/10 max

>>35218428
Tonight while I fap I will think of you, the pure, qt trap who I'll never know.

>>35217961
my god what a fucking thot

>>35218089
You want the redpill? They're exactly the same as women. Attention whores, insecure, unfaithful, and unstable. The only difference is one has two holes and the other has three.

>>35218765
U R BLIND

ZOE IS BEAUTIFUL

I WOULD GLADY LICK HER VAGINA AFTER SHE GETS POUNDED BY CHAD

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>>35217844
why is she so slutty?

>>35217844
why do girls wax? I really don't understand it. am i the only guy who likes a nice trimmed bush on a girl?

>>35219652
What the fuck happened to women? They have absolutely no shame.

>>35217961
I don't understand the appeal.

She looks like the portrait of a modern day millennial narcissist.

Do people seriously date these women without expecting them to cheat?

Its in their fucking blood. They're telegraphing it to you through all these pictures.

Jesus fuck.

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>people are shocked that a female would do this
Oh really now, doesnt shock me one bit. Fucking whores.

Its time for the normies to wake up

>>35217844
Only two years?
Try three, kiddo.

>>35219652
This happens often with nerdy women. They have incredibly low self esteem as children and teenagers, so once they find their sexuality and realize the power it wields they stumble into these kinds of situations. You hear it all the time in female humor "oh man my first THREE BOYFRIENDS turned out to be GAY like could you BELIEVE it???"

She doesn't feel shame about it. Not at all. Its just a spoiled attitude that comes from constant encouragement of women in today's climate. She deserves it in her own mind.

>>35217905
why is this board full of normies?

>>35219652
Fucking degenerate behavior and many people (sadly a lot of men too) are even proud about it.

>>35219711
Women need to be on a leash, always. This is what happens when you take the leash off.

>>35217905
>just create a loyal and considerate woman through the power of your autism and fantasy, bruh.
There, fixed it.

>>35219631

This anon understands.
I'll take a real woman over an emotionally unstable unfaithful trap every day.

>>35218080
>implying all robots want a stacy
I just want an average looking girl, but even those are fucking disloyal, vile pieces of shit.

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What kind of beta would want a whore?

>>35218516
Anime is not even my thing but where the fuck do you think you are you stupid fag?

>>35220208
>she lives about 10 miles from me

>>35220208
>asexual/sex repulsed
>already has a partner

So...she's an attention whore? That's literally the only thing remaining here.

>>35220253
wouldn't surprise me, the uni there is full of the most normal people i've seen, bar the gooks. lifeless town with no real identity except it used to be industrial as shit, still is kinda.

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>>35217844
>falling for the vaginal jew
Warn robots all you like, these thirsty cucks will still reply to every "fembot" thread with their email.

>>35220208
>mfw shes spouting shit irl too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU3vaysd8Ow

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>>35220250
Go for it. It'll be a good experience for you

>>35218089
Because of the balls and cocke

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>>35220250
You know what to do, Anon.
muh oregano

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>>35220343
Come on, this has to be fake.

>>35219211
Congratulations, you finally figured out you don't belong here
Now fuck off

Good post.

The navy guy who posted his gf on /b/ and found out she was in porn was cool too.

I want moer.

>>35217844
>bluepilled normies shocked at this revelation
Oh boy, society's got a lot to catch up on

women can't feel love

XZY

>>35220373
There's nothing fake about the sanctity of cocke and balls. And don't forget about gooch

>>35217844
>people are shocked that a female would do this
lol what, it's a well known fact that all women fuck guys behind their boyfriend's backs. Anyone who disagrees is delusional.

>>35220318
>"Curvy"
>literally just fat

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>>35218442
Legimitely KEK'd at this

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>>35218663
Not everything on this site is about that childish shit you call "anime" not even in my life I have watched such thing, I just can't buy into it, I'm not a complete loser basement dwelling obese grownass virgin greasy neckbeard so I guess that's why I don't find that interesting at all, leave that shit for the kids, I'm browsing 4chan and have NEVER been interested in such thing as "anime" I don't know what you plebs see in that shit, to be honest

>>35217961
tbqh she looks boring and basic
wouldn't date

>>35220318
Well thank god she doesn't want any kids at least.
Imagine the poor bastard being raised by this cow.

>>35217872
>get trap gf
>is polyamorous

I fell for the trap meme

>>35217844
Honestly the upsides of having a gf outweigh the downsides of potentially getting cheated on.

>>35217844
dating girls is fine just don't ever make one your gf. Gotta play the field. It's Chad or bust desu.

>>35220132
>failing to detect obvious sarcasm
At least I know you are not one of the normies

>>35220855
t. someone who has never been cheated on

>>35217844
Kinda bummed girls weren't this slutty when I was young but the more I see shit like this, the gladder I am they werent.

>>35217844
as if guys are any better

>>35219211
Let me take a wild guess; a shot in the dark; a throw over the shoulder; you're a shameless newfag posting before you've lurked the board for a minimum of three months? Gotcha.
Listen, to browse this board, you have to think like a BBC nature documentary guy. Observe the herd in its natural habitat for months before trying to interact with it.

>>35219679
Porn creates a beauty standard. Men watch porn. Women learn that men love to watch porn. Woman watch porn. Women adapt to the porn industry's beauty standard.

>>35221026
Nah, I was cheated on and it sent me into a horrible depression that I've never recovered from. 6 years as a hikki NEET now but I still think the upsides outweighed the dowsides. All I had to do was not break down and I would have been fine but I made horrible decisions that just kept snowballing. It doesn't mean that if I get cheated on again it will cause another 6 year depression.

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>>35217844
>literally 2017
>trusting women, ever

Shiggy diggy doggy do my friends.
I wish I were gay.