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>>35240618
I am going to Friday Night Magic on friday.

>>35240618
I'm a northern Minnesotan does that count? I'm black if that matters

>>35240618
Girlfriends back from Milton and im plowing her Friday night.

>>35240590
Personally, I don't since I see it as liberation from life. Feeling nothing at all sounds better than having to struggle and barely get by in life

I've got a few good memories that are beyond special to me.
Those memories are my heaven as far as I'm concerned.
The thought of them being lost one day is driving me toward literal insanity.

Living eternally sounds worse then hell. Ah, sweet nothingness of death.

>>35240565
I made it through my second day of giving up for Lent. Hopefully I can make it through this night and the next 38 days and nights.

lads how do i get qualified to be night time security?

>>35240604

giving up what anon?

>>35240554
isn't being /fit/ considered homosex in japan?

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>>35240566
yes

original dammit reeeeeeee.

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>>35240566
she doesn't seem to think so

Aren't the birthrates low in japan?

>>35240463
Is this a ROM hack or did you cheat to evolve your pokeymans?

Why the hell does umbreon have rain dance?

>>35240577
I had that attack that makes the foe fall in love with you and attack less, but my friend said it was useless and put rain dance there to use with my magneton's thunder but I don't like magneton anyways.

It's not a rom hack it's Pokemmo with Moemon. I have to go see my psychiatrist now so maybe if the thread is alive when I get back I'll ask any other questions you have.

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>moemon
mah nigga

can you hurry up and be unalive anymore plz?

Who are you quoting, anon?
Orig

>>35240691
A conversation I heard

>>35240420
I started wearing make up and cute girl clothes and I feel fantastic now why havent you started this yet anon? I also have a tight pussy (boipussy)

>started shooting heroin into my eyes and cutting my fingers off one by one
>literally feel amazing
Why haven't you guys tried this yet?

>>35240448
shoo jew

>>35240420
true redpill

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>>35240367
>teen video
>used goods roastie whore with braces

>robots
>having standards whatsoever
For what reason

>3DPD porn
man I grew out of that shit at 15

>>35240360
im hoping that spending some time in the army will "man me up", got nothing else to count on anymore, if that fails then i just an hero when service time comes to an end.

>im 19

lol ur a baby

>>35240360
>be me 27
>dad died when I was 12
>mom raised me
>always feel inadequate and like part of my identity is missing
>planning on killing myself when I'm 30 if life doesn't get any better

>>35240314
>Open area
>little cover
>outdoors
Quote, autistic, unquote
Fuck off potheaded normie

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pic related, view from my get high/be alone spot

Its comfy, got a little chair behind a big wood pile on the edge of the woods, no one ever comes up there

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>>35240355

smoked weed twice in my life and it made me sick twice, like i said the path is just on the edge of the woods so its easy enough to go back inside and get more cover

you aren't short dylan

am gril and attractive and i dont care for the height. i had crushes on boys that were smaller than me. am 2o and 165 cm. if i see someone writes the height in the tinder bio i swipe right. the annoying thing is their ego though

It's to do with T-levels. Ask any girl who's more manly. Me, a 6'3" man, or you, a 5'5" boy, and I can guarantee the answer every time ;)

Define boyfriend (female), it I wear baggy clothes I'm sometimes called "young man" from behind, and I can still get child tickets to movies if I'm with a parent

>>35240455
they have a masculine pussy

Garage sales, thrift stores, church raffles, etc.

They would all jump to a guy with money even if he was 5'5" so whats the problem.

>>35240106
pls no

stop btfo'ing us, we can't take much more

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>>35240133
I bet Rivers Cuomo swims in mad pussy

What were the Top Hobbies 1990-2000?

>>35240083
people had jobs then and didn't have hobbies

The internet was a mistake. I think in the future, long-term studies will show how daily internet use for prolonged periods has effects as damaging as serious drugs. It makes us lazy, dumb, boring people who post garbage and shit all day and we use it as a pacifier to boredom and depression. Then we even get fooled into thinking that we are learning and acquiring knowledge and exposing ourseves to new opinions, when all we do is confirm our own biases and enter echo chambers and hugboxes. Fuck the internet, I hate it so much but I am addicted to it

>>35240028
Kek, I've done that as well. I tried to save face by making it seem like I shit myself and running to the restroom.

>>35240028
you deserve it. I hope everyone remember it

>>35240110
>I tried to save face by making it seem like I shit myself
lmao