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ITT: We pretend we're circumcised 2017-03-03 12:10:14 Post No.35247510
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ITT: We pretend we're circumcised
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2017-03-03 12:10:14
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>The only thing I care about is giving a woman pleasure, that's better than any pleasure I can feel!
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>its much easier to keep dick clean and hygienical uncut cucks, besides women find it much more appeasing
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>>35247510
so glad i have a vagina and i dont have to worry about having a dick
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>LALALA JEALOUS ANT-EATER DICKS I LOVE THAT MY PARENTS WENT OUT AND MADE THE DECISION TO CUT MY FORESKIN OFF AS A BLOOD SACRIFICE TO ALL-MIGHTY YAHWEH NOW MY DICK LOOKS MORE PLEASING TO WOMEN LALALA
Reminder that the "attractive" teacher you had likely had sex with a Chad student at some point
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>>35247504
Probably fucking not
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>>35247504
Reminder OP doesn't go outside
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I never had a teacher i wanted to fug. Feels bad.
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Give me one REAL reason why you wouldn't eat girl farts.
Pro-tip- Its impossible to do so
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is there a market for girl farts stored in bottles
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>>35247487
Japan as always is leaps and bounds ahead
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i suppose E.coli is a sufficient reason.
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>"Gosh anon, I told you going out in the rain was a bad idea. Don't worry I'll give you some hot chicken soup and take care of you, just stay in bed all day and get better, okay?"
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>going out in the rain without a coat
>allowing someone to carry hot chicken soup (a potential weapon) in my blindspot
>allowing a women, of all things, into my danger radius
>having a 'bed' in the conventional sense
0/10 do not relate to this situation at all
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>>35247465
Why must you do this to me, anon?
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>>35247465
>o-okay, sorry.. i-ill try not to do it next time.. just for you..
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>tired to the bone
>cant sleep
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>>35247454
>tired all fucking day to the point I almost drift off at my PC
>lie down in bed and turn off the lights
>wide awake
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I got a bunch of codeine and such in my medicine cabinet cause I never really use painkillers when doctors prescribe them,
im tempted to use them to fall asleep but i fear developing an opiate dependency.
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go for a /nightrun/ and poop yourself out
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Who else here a /poorfag/
>have a shit PC
>living a shit country
>living in a small and poor village
>no neetbux
All what I do every day is play cs go or watch anime
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>>35247437
>shit pc
>plays csgo
isn't that good enough?
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>>35247437
My house is really broken down and I live in a poor as fuck area
It sucks
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>>35247497
CS go runs on a fucking potato, I might even be able to play overwatch but I have no money to buy it
boys, i really need some chips but leaving my house is not easy. what do?
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>>35247421
Chips or french fries?
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>>35247440
Just some doritos. I think its like two bags for $6 at my 7 11
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>>35247421
ask mom
Why don't you get a mulatto gf?
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Same reason I dont get a white or black girlfriend.
They wouldnt want me.
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>>35247363
I really, really, really wouldn't want to deal with a black in-law. No fucking way.
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I dont like black women, even half black and you gotta watch yourself. funny enough I'm probably gonna end up creating a mulatto
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Anyone else on the /coconut oil/ meme?
>it helped me lose weight
>it stopped or at the very least slowed down my balding
>it helps with my shitty dry skin
>it gets rid of all the blackheads on my nose
>it stops bad breath
>more importantly it cured my crippling depression
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>>35247346
My moms into it, told me tumeric mixed with the solid oil works good on the skin and acne
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Well, it does say extra virgin on that label after all
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i just use it as lube.
works great.
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How many chairs are in your room?
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>>35247329
One, plus a bed. What more could you want, really?
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>>35247329
Two cgairs. One for the computer and the other for reading, writing or drawing.
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>>35247329
I don't have any chairs in my room, I sleep on a couch with my monitor on the card board box that I use for a table.
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>mods on /r9k/
Moot was right to delete this fucking board
we need to /nuke r9k/ again
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>>35247322
agreed, nobody even uses the robot. time to merge back to /b/.
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>>35247383
>agreed, nobody even uses the robot
mods should enforce this
I don't know why they don't
start handing out life bans from /r9k/ for every shitfuck who types "ori lmao xD"
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>>35248799
Do you report them? Because I do.
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God damn faggot spiders 2017-03-02 11:57:05 Post No.35247266
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Dear fucking Christ robots I've just been assaulted by what I can only call the nigger of the bug kingdom. I was just playing vidya in my big boy blankey and felt a tickle on my left arm. And what the fuck do I see to my left but a god damn wolf spider. I'm a huge arachnophobe after being bit by a brown recluse and having my right arm have a huge hole in it for weeks so I flip out scream and throw said blanket on the ground whilst simultaneously stripping to the nude. I threw the blanket in the Hall but I'm sure the fucker is in my room somewhere under my bed or in my clothes I leave everywhere. Help I'm in the nude wondering what to do now.
TL;DR
>Spider just triggered me and I'm now nude in the living room not knowing what the fuck to do.
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>>35247266
>nigger of the bug kingdom
What are cockroaches? Are you Australian?
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>>35247266
You sound like a fucking wimp.
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>>35247266
I'm sorry. Spiders truly are scary. Be careful, there could be more.
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>Heyy It's anon!
>I haven't seen you since highschool, you didn't change at all hehe.
>Do you still like those pokeymens and stuff?
Wat do?
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>>35247258
laugh in their faces because they are still vapid whores, and in four years their lives will go to shit
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>tfw still play pokemon
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I'd remind them that in 20 years they will no longer be competitively viable.
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ITT: Post classic memes from the old days of 4chan 2017-03-02 11:50:50 Post No.35247164
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ITT: Post classic memes from the old days of 4chan
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2017-03-02 11:50:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqKD5q7h6Oo
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the bot stifles fun
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rip old /b/ you cancerous bowl of autism, you.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw
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>Finally get an interview
>Recruiter wants me to email her a copy of my resume
>ACCIDENTALLY send tranny nudes instead
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>>35247138
hahahahahahahahahahahna get rekt faggot
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>>35247138
an interview for what?
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>>35247138
no way really?