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>>39209010
watch doremi with [s4s]

>>39209010
90s are dead gone never coming back.
You either lived in them and enjoyed it in blissful ignorance and then moved on or you continue to cling to the dead past that is never coming back. (this is all provided you were actually old enough to enjoy the end of an era which i highly doubt)

>>39209048
I was 8 in 1992 so I did actually enjoy the 90's. It's my childhood, it's such a comfy period in time for me.

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>>39208892

Missy works a shitty retail job in the city, stands at 6'1 and has a jaw that could cut glass. She has an odd smell, I can tell she has doused herself in perfume, but she's a little sweaty from wearing a leather jacket in the summer and she's got an odor like shit on a hot date.
She eyes me up and down and goes, "He'll do." then erupts into laughter with my coworkers.
"Excuse me." I say, as I get up and walk to the restoorm. I am going to puke, I am defintley not happy about this, and if these people weren't so left-wing I'd assume this was a practical joke. One of my male coworkers comes into the bathroom and asks if I'm okay, and I say I'm fine. He then changes his tone and says. "If you're fine, then you're aware of how rude youre being towards missy right? You know she's a beautiful girl who can get anyone she wants in this bar and she chose you. Don't tell me youre transphobic." and he's going on and on. During his conversation I puke in the urinal and say, "no no she's beautiful. everything is good." he hands me a stick of gum and says, "Good. Fix yourself up, we're all heading out so it's going to just be you and missy. She'll drive you home."
He was the one who drove me seeing as how he doesn't drink and i knew I was going to get sloppy. I stayed in the bathroom for as long as I could before he came back and told me to get my ass out.

Get to the fucking point you faggot.

>>39208900
>One of my male coworkers comes into the bathroom and asks if I'm okay, and I say I'm fine. He then changes his tone and says. "If you're fine, then you're aware of how rude youre being towards missy right? You know she's a beautiful girl who can get anyone she wants in this bar and she chose you. Don't tell me youre transphobic."
do people seriously act like this now? holy shit when I was younger a guy would rag on you HARD if you even considered doing a tranny

>tfw no plumped gf who wants an obese bf to lose weight together with

>that feel when belly gf
Interesting times senpai.

>>39209315
>and then dump you because she can do better now

>>39208586
why is being a wino now a meme for young mothers?

>>39208599
Bitches loving (or pretending to) love wine has been around for decades. Get out more, friendo

>>39208624
they're not pretending, being a lite alcoholic is a real thing with women nowadays.

>>39208542
When I eat with dip I like to use just plain tortilla chips. When I eat doritos i don't use dip because of

I avoid munchies more than I used to because they're expensive and most options tend to give you constipation. The options that do neither tend to be not that great for you. Having the discipline to eat square meals tends to be better for you.

Better to eat square meals than to munch all day. When I munch though I like something with a bit of actual fiber like pita/naan + hummus, nuts, or fruits. Sometimes I'll eat breakfast foods as a snack like a small bowl of cereal, bagel + cream cheese, or toast + jam, because they are quick to make and relatively inexpensive and healthy.

>>39208613
> The options that do neither tend to be not that great for you.

Er, fucked this up because of editing my post and not-rereading it, this should say the options that do neither tend not to taste that good.

Most snack foods are a trap. I've gotten over the go to 7-11 and eat junk food meme.

>>39208360
this would require me having goals, but using the power of imagination i think i would feel bad and maybe think about why i thought i wanted those things in the first place and whether i really understood what i want and what makes me happy

but as i said, no goals no ambition

>>39208400
Well, it's just the basic american dream type shit. Get a job, move out, be self sufficient. I thought reaching that would make me happy but i'm still miserable. idk where to go from here

>>39208424
well, if you're anything like me then you don't actually want people's respect or admiration but you can't deal with the idea of people looking down on you so you got a stem job good enough to get people to fuck off but you don't have any real passion for it. anyway the solution is that there is no solution or if there is idgaf nogoalsnogoals

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>>39208352
>wanting to repeat your moments of suffering

>>39208352
OP, I think that if god doesn't exist, life is replayed over and over and over on repeat, and you don't do it differently. You just repeat all your failings eternally. Change yourself now and you'll be forever thankful to yourself when you experience this a trillion times in the future.

>>39208352
Id probably do all the same shiity things again and just play it off as me being a badass.

Just kill yourself all your problems will go away

Want to swap? Being anywhere else is preferred to this madness.

>>39208340
How hard is it to get into these programs? I'm a weeb and want to go to japan.

>>39208000
Don't read into it too hard Anon. It's just another game :^)

Nobody else in this situation fellow robots ?

why is it so quiet there ? bump

I know this is bait but I would go for pretty much anyone at this point, I'm just so starved of attention.

>>39207962
Not really bait, though?

>>39207945
>slightly overweight and short (not over 5'7"
>at least d cup tits that are nice looking
>very pale
>long dark hair
>shut-in and anti-social, hates being outside and in the sun
>into paranormal things and anime
>unhygienic, doesnt shower much, tangled hair a smelly NEET pussy

I've had 3 heart attacks, I'm 26.
dying from one wouldn't be that bad desu, infact it's what I'm banking on with the next one.

every time I smoked weed or was exhausted I'd think I was going to die of one

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>>39207707
this is my biggest fear op all my anxiety is based around it, every goddamn day all i think about my heart and if it's beating proper. and are you high by any chance?

>>39207613
what is this particular piece of media?

>>39207642
Kaiji the Ultimate Survivor. It's a gambling anime but I really enjoyed it.

When zabuza died. I remember watching it when it was aired and I cryed my little boy heart out. Such a well designed character. I wish Naruto stayed as good as the first three arcs and the chunin exam.

oh god this feel i dont want to remember

>>39207549
I drop the class the instant there is the slightest suggestion group work or class presentations will be happening

>tfw always did my presentation first so there wasn't a bar to surpass

It's awful being one of the last ones because then there's a whole debate about who goes next and you usually have someone who did great that you can't even hold a candle to

>>39207480
who is she? but first let me spice up this post with some content that pleases the robot

>>39207480
>also how can I get an asian gf?
Turn on the rice quantum transmitter and they should come flocking to your door begging for your semen

>>39207521
read the filename. jesus christ

>>39207378
I love that in Ontario they compliment my packs with a lil /gore/. Makes me feel like I'm on 4chan irl.

>>39207378
Fuck you faggot cunt. Hybrids the best thing fucking out. What do you normally smoke, winfield crush like a poofta? Silvers too I bet. Bet you think you're too high class for XXXX tinnies and goon

>>39207466
Fuck off cunt. I mean, how can the servo be all out of rothmans?