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This is Ruth.
Ruth is 35 and has slept with around 200 men.
Ruth is currently having a huge existential crisis because she's realised she's damaged good and no one wants to wife her.
Ruth spends her time complaining about not being able to find a good man and hanging out with girls ten years younger than her.
Ruth seems to have accepted she's never going to have children and has bought a dog.
This is the future of all the sluts you know.
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>>35255040
Ruth looks like a fun lady.
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Ruth likes to post shit about how hopeless her Tinder experiences are.
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>>35255077
She has her moments. I've taken a lot of drugs with her and it can be fun but then she'll start freaking out and getting worried that people dont like her. She's like an insecure teenager.
What do you want most?desuka
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>>35255009
Beauty.
Original benedict cumbddbafch
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The energy to live life
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>>35255009
In my hands the compass would just spin round and round forever
MRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>35254992
OH FUCK GUYS TAKE COVE
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAPoreghonalisimo
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*SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*
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How would Nazi Germany deal with ISIS if it was still around?
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Send all the jews there presumably
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Hitler liked Muzzies, they would have joined.
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>>35254965
It wouldn't. Why would they care?
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I'm going to a clothing optional party on Saturday night. 2nd one I've been to this year. I'm way out of my normal "zone" but it's a lot of fun.
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It's a lot of fun for all involved. Very relaxing
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Is it a swinger party?
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>>35255023
Not really, it's a mostly non-sexual event. Being naked is just fun. There's quite a few swingers/polyamorous/open relationship people but it's not the main point.
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>Making a 2D MORPG
Need testers, any robots on here interested?
If enough interest, I'll post dl link, discord and dev stream.
Also answering all questions.
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is it good?
hiro is a faggot
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>>35255016
>is it good?
from a gameplay perspective, no, not right now, as there's barely any content yet
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>>35254931
What's the central plot in your game, OP?
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>tfw you are a drawfag
>tfw you drew a picture of your crush
>tfw you send it to her
>tfw she tells you to not message her again and blocks you on fb
pls end me /r9k/
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>>35254835
Was this the drawing?
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>>35254835
>actually doing it the absolute madman
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>>35254869
I don't think I want to post it.. it's enough that one person saw it.
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What does the shopping list look like when you and your roommates have to go get groceries?
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>having roommates kek
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>buying water from the grocery store
Holy fuck you americucks are fucked up. Is your tap water undrinkable?
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>>35254831
Yeah, our tap water is actually not healthy to drink. Only the poorest of the poor drink it.
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>>35254871
Depends on where you live. If you live in New York you don't drink the tap. You don't even use the tap water to wet your toothbrush.
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>blow a load
>butt is still horny
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>>35254776
how can one have a horny posterior?
just put a toothbrush into your boipucci like a real man
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>>35254776
I've had this happen too, sucks. One time it was so bad that my anus started getting wet, not sure if that's supposed to happen.
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>>35254830
but bwapoochy isn't for toothbrush
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One of this threads, lads.
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>>35254762
Who in the flying fuck would date a girl who's fucked 60 dudes? I'm not even one of those "I NEED MY GF TO BE A VIRGIN" people, but fucking SIXTY?
She's fucked more men than a lot of whores have. What an absolutely wretched skank.
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>>35254784
I know a 35 year old roastie who's fucked about 200 guys. She's having a mental breakdown because she realises she's damaged goods and no one wants to wife her. It's funny.
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>>35254784
I can promise you she's getting a lot of matches and a lot of messages every passing second from all types of men begging to date her
What's it like snuggling a girl every night when your both sleeping together?
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>>35254752
it's heavenly, especially in late summer when it's not too hot and you're both lying naked under the sheets, and her feminine penis rubs against your thighs.
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>>35254752
It's pretty overrated. You're living in a dream world.
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Its good until you fall asleep then its a battle over the sheets and your side of the bed
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>once you've jacked it to 2 people who love each other, nothing else does it for you
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>>35254654
>jacked off to the idea of fertility and reproduction, creation of offspring
>porn isn't even good anymore
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>>35254654
Jacking off to the thought of people hating each other but are the last humans on earth
Dududududiamonds
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i'd watch out op
that is a slippery slope
now i live with a couple and they use me as a sex toy
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PIease stop this
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>>35254635
i feel you robot.i definitely feel.
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You mean you didnt come on /r9k/ to see anuses?
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Here comes that dreaded post that I fear......
That one post that's on every anus thread
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>messaging girl on tinder
>she says we should grab drinks sometime
What do I do lads? Obviously "going out for a drink" means she's interested and wants to fuck afterwards. But I'm super autistic and shy.
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>>35254627
Do dirty Cosby on her ass
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why are there so many threads asking for dating advice
ask /soc/
you'd be better off asking /b/ than /r9k/
just stop
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>>35254627
>"Y-You too"
>send
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The things I learned, hope it will help you
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>What's success?
Success is if things work out.
Not just triple gold. It's when that what you get is actually that what you want. It's the rope around your neck that makes you think you can fly, until it makes you think that everything pends on that rope, once your feet are off the ground, it's getting tighter around your neck.
>What are friends?
Friends are the footstool you stand on with your tiptoes. The footstool you either kick away, or that is the reason why you live.
>What is objectivity?
Objectivity is the room in which you move. The room you forget, when you bump into a footstool on your way.
>What is your way?
Your way is the distance between A and B. A is the birth, B is the death. Either you're dumb or you live.
>What is addiction?
Addiction is when you have to do something, although you know it is not good. Addiction is when you cut off your little finger, what's actually not a loss, even though you know that you can bleed to death.
>What is freedom?
The only freedom is the freedom to choose.
>What is knowledge?
Knowledge is not that easy. Knowledge is everything in its smallest detail. Knowledge is a sparkling golden watch, it shows you the time, pretty cool, but you already know everything you need to know. It is a curse. What you know is good. Want to know more? Ok. Want to know less? Doesn't work, that's the curse.
>What is jealousy?
Jealousy is often appreciation, you don't like to show someone. It can be the wooden bar that holds the rope around your neck.
>What is life?
Life is the search after like-minded people, the comparison with them, and the resulting changes of yourself.
Life is the escape into fantasy worlds, and the desperate attempt to project those fantasy worlds onto reality. Life is constant comparision. Life is absolute shit, but life is especially one thing.
To short to think about it. Live.
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>>35254559
why is the woman's pussy upside down? Why is her clit hood connected to her asshole?
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Pretty shitty outlooks on life, OP. You should read some real philosophy or religious texts
Even the captcha wants you to find Jesus
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>>35254609
It's an apple