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What are your thoughts on all of these companies?
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>>35256585
I think it says a lot about you
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>Corporate mass surveillance, data mining, and propaganda machine

>Greedy Jews destroying an entire job market

>Blue pilled cucks using entertainment to spread cultural marxism

>Corporate mass surveillance, data mining, and propaganda machine
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>>35256634

weow

comment is not original

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be honest. you'd do absolutely anything to be a normie
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I feel a little bitter about it but nah
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>>35256528
I really wish I had a normal life, yeah

Being a good looking NEET is nice but the mental issues leave even the best looking robots to be rejected

At this point though I've decided to remain a virgin despite being offered multiple times

Go with Christ
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>>35256528
I could rant for ages about my failures

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Fembots, show us your rooms.
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show us your wombs
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>>35256561
that too

original
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This is pretty much my room aside my bed

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I don't think I've had a situation I wanted to use this in, I can't find it in my heart
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cunt think
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>>35256470
How about this original one op
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contentcuntent

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>the tingeling sensation when a girl acknowledges your existence

last week a girl jokingly put her head on my shoulder and my body is still tingeling
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>>35256441
>hanging out with female friend
>she keeps scooting closer
>trying as hard as I can not to be weird since she's sitting on a table and my hand's like right at ass level

Why must this happen to me brehs
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Dahm my doued i kno dat exakt feelin
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no girl has ever demonstrated physical affection for me, in an ironic way or otherwise

all the little hints you see posted everywhere, the tells women drop when they want you to know they like you

nothing, ever. EVER

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Hey r9k. I'm from Australia and I'm looking for a friend to show me how to be a normie.

Thanks. Pic is me
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>>35256356
Not an Aussie but you look like a decent enough sort I'm sure you'll have some luck at a pub.
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where in aus? might be able to help
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You posting your pics here again?

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babies are pretty fuckin stupid. Little fuckin retards cant do anything useful except suck tit and shit themselves. Wild baby aminals do cool shit like explore and practice fighting with there bros and sisters. Hell my baby kitty was hopping on the couch at like 3 weeks and dude caught a fuckin cricket like at 4 weeks. but 2 year old toddler babies still shit themselves and cant read or walk without falling a bunch. my dummy nephew just watches nick jr all day eating cheerios. Tl dr babies are stupid
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that's why I drown any babies I find.

Put em in a burlap sack and chuck em in the nearest body of water
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>>35256368
This. These things are worse than fucking mosquitos I tell ya.
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I dont hate them but I dont want one. I just like the incredulous, horrified, confused faces they make.

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MOTHER FOUND MY CUM JUG!

MY PARENTS HAVENT TALKED TO ME IN TWO DAYS WHAT DO I DO!
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Drink it in front of them, say that it's milk. kek
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>>35256340
Cousin Rickey found the goat guzzler
>am fuked
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>>35256340
>tfw dog found the animal annihilator
RIP

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>post long autistic review of Logan on normiebook
>oneitis comments this underneath

What the FUCK man

At least give me your fucking opinion if you want to comment, fucking refute me or something.
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>>35256236
I read it too
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>>35256276
I'll fuckin' throw you off a bridge maaaaate
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>>35256236

>Still likes her comment like the cuck you are

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>tfw no white bf to use this on

Where are all the cute bottom twinks when you need them.
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>>35256212
Jus bee3 urself mdud
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>>35256212
im right here baby

original
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Show the foreskin pulled back, you better not be a phimosiscuck like me

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Can you overdose on gabapentin?

I have 60 300mgs
And a 120 100mgs.
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>>35256082
I mean this to find eternal peace from a world that I shouldn't be apart of.
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Please someone help a robot. I do not wish to live.
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And so I took them all. Let the pain or death begin.

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>the existential horror is kicking in again

We won't ever do anything

all of our dreams will never happen

We have missed out on such a massive amount of experiences already
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>>35255966
I felt this way until I drank enough beer. normie, I know, but it helps me not feel the feels of a robot. I don't feel normal but damnit the existential horror is gone for split seconds and that's enough to not want to kill myself.
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>>35255966
Oh no scoob

Better start sucking dick
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>>35255966
Just start drinking. Drink enough until you pass out

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I've been a robot for about 2 years now and I'm wondering if any of you losers play runescape? I'm talking that Old school Runescape shit nigga. And if so post them RSNs in the thread.
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played on and off since 05. think im done tho. sucked having to start all over. the grind is too much for me now
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>>35255934
I like the grind something about getting those gains makes me feel like I've done something with my life.
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It has a special place in my heart but I've moved on. I gave it the best years of my life and I don't regret it, but now it's just a shell of what it used to be.

I never played Old School, it seemed pointless since the quests were my favorite part.

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>Want to go to bed and sleep
>Can't because the voices freak me out and keep me awake

I'm not diagnosed as schizo or anything, but this just started happening a couple of weeks ago. Should I be worried?
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Nah you'll be fine I'm sure, just listen to what they say.
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>>35255879
I can't understand anything. It's just constant whispering between two people. One of them talks a lot and the other just responds every once in a while.
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>>35255912
They'll get louder eventually, just listen very carefully

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Has anyone here ever moved to a large city? Kind of want to move to atl but I'm so intimidated I don't even have money.
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>>35255694
Terrible experience. Everyone is terrible, murders all the time, theft whenever you turn your back, nothing but fences and gangs and gridlock traffic.
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>>35255712
We'll it's not like you live in the inner city
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>>35255727
inner city is just where the fucks sleep at night. They'll go to any neighborhood, the only places that are safe are millionaires' homes with gates and private security.

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