MOTHER FOUND MY CUM JUG!
MY PARENTS HAVENT TALKED TO ME IN TWO DAYS WHAT DO I DO!
Drink it in front of them, say that it's milk. kek
>>35256340
Cousin Rickey found the goat guzzler
>am fuked
>>35256340
>tfw dog found the animal annihilator
RIP
>sis found the dildo diverticulum
>my sister's niece found the ejaculate elephant
I'm so fucked i don't even have a face
>>35257005
>diverticulum
Very nice anon, I haven't heard of that before.
>dog ate the used condom I accidentally dropped
>second cousin thrice removed found the ooze cruise
It's over, lads.
>>35256340
>WHAT DO I DO!
Hurry, kill yourself quick