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any future school shooters here?
are you using some other weapons beside uzi or ak
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nice try, alphabet soup
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>>35325220
Opie they're clear inside of the school, not outside. Sort your shit out.
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Lets play spot the fed!

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Hey Robots

Quads and I finally do it
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>>35324933
Do a flip faggot

Originollio
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>>35324933
at least you got doubles
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>>35324933
>>35324955
Does do sets of doubles mean OP should an hero?

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Are cigarettes a good drug for robots? I'm gonna buy some tomorrow for the first time. Any advice on brands or the like? Do they keep your mental health problems at bay?
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>>35324833
Can't advise it. They just make it harder for you to breathe and make your breath smell like shit.
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dont. cigarettes are trash.

if you gotta smoke, at least smoke weed, nicotine is a nigger drug.
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No, they don't do anything for you. They make you relaxed but it's not worth it. If you want to actually help your mental issues get a doctor to perscribe you some meds.

How's the uni life going robots? Hanging in there?

>tfw 4th year and still no real friends

Also if anyone at Victoria University of Wellington needs a bf, pls post in this thread.
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>Hanging in there?
No. I've hated every single moment of it and feel that it's ruined my life.

I wish I too my education seriously when I was younger.
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I literally had to google what that uni was, and I'm Australian. Dude, good luck finding a girlfriend in a place with more sheep than people.
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>>35324736
I hate it. Too much work for something I have no passion for. I only have one sort-of friend and he's in just one of my classes. Every girl is a social justice harpy.

I skip most lectures because I can't stand being there. Vidya, reading and shitposting is better.

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As a pilot I can attest to fact that solo night flying in the fall/winter, when the world below is asleep and you have a nice thermos of coffee and maybe a sandwich wrapped in wax paper is one of the comfiest feelings in the world. It's even better if there's recently been a snowstorm.

Of course to hold a license you must be cleared of all mental illnesses, so unless you have carefully avoided psychiatric evaluation you will never experience this.
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Helicopter pilot or something else?
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Man, chilling outside at night watching planes fly over is honestly the most comfy thing. If it's a cool,serene night, I'd just chill outside and take a nap. Watch the skies, drink some tea or something, get a blanket and a pillow to sit on, then nap.
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>>35324721
>know im fucked up but avoided any tests for reasons like this
You cant do shit if they know you're psycho
Don't know why you guys are so determined to get disgnosed it doesn't even help.
>medicine
Lmao

Post your favorite albums.

template: http://collage.topsters.net/
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I struggle with identity
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>>35324695
some of my faves desu
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>>35324841
Nice, I really like And So I Watch You From Afar

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Is a robot bf really better than being alone?
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>>35324655
what? no. who said that?
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>>35324655
>Is a robot bf really better than being alone?
yes, post your location
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>>35324655
oh god no its substantially worse desu

Does your mum still have hope in you?
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>>35324384
Yep

She pays my rent and thinks I'm going to college
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Yeah since I'm not a failure yet in her eyes.
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>>35324384
yes both my parents do and I wish they didn't. They don't realize how pathetic I really am.

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Post - Rate - Hate

Hypnosis
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>>35324354
The obvious embarrassing one.
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3d hentai, Studiofow, etc
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>>35324354
Father daughter role playing. Specifically pleasing if she gives him a blowjob and swallows while acting cute.

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Pls no drama edition
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>>35324312
Someone told me to copy Cebs so here I am
>tfw no gf
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>>35324334
>appealing to the masses
literal normie behavior
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>>35324341
>I can't joke around
Ok mommy I'll stop.

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>the teacher rolls this in

what are you watching?
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>>35324227
>BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL...
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>>35324227
Gay midget porn ;)
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>>35324227
The Bee movie in spanish

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>lied on another job application

fuck employers robots. if you're not lying, you're not trying. ive gotten more job interviews this year since i started lying than i had in 2 years.

- say you worked at a place similar to the position you're going for
- make sure you actually are capable of working the job and will be able to do well in an interview
- have parents or someone who will be your reference
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>>35324209
>make sure you actually are capable of working the job
This is the main problem for me though

lying about experience is one thing, but lying about having skills you don't have will probably put me into some deep shit
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>>35324381

yeah, well, don't lie about being a doctor or anything, but stuff like customer service, etc is just common sense.
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I do this alot, hell I've changed my title to something that sounds similar but has more responsibilities. It's gotten me interviews and offers

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How are all my fellow brothers in suffering doing tonight ? i'm doing alright i guess. I picked up a pack of malburo black's i was so stressed out today....finished my IT homework and had 2 cigs feels good man i'm trying to vape more though...what about the rest of you ? keep my company im lonely at least im off wagecucking tomorrow gotta pay rent to my uncle though. might stop by a gun shop near by since im almost 21
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>>35324152

Tired about to go to sleep . Have part 2 of a job interview tomorrow .
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Went for a run in the morning. Then to a neetbux seminar. Got a rejection for a job I applied for. Can't really account for the rest of the day.

It's a very low day. All I can think about is death.
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>>35324219
good luck anon hope you do well

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LACTATION BREAD LET'S GO! Everything lactation here, inducing advice, general discussion, dating tips, anr, abf, porn vids, webms, gifs, pics, hentai, hucows and moar! If you don't have anything to share stop by anyway we don't care.
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I've got plenty of stuff what are we in the mood for?
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Rice milk anyone? It's sweet
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I have a vid version of this pic if anyone wants so see it.

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Fembots, how does your body compare?
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>>35323878
pretty similar except flatter stomach, bigger butt and chestlet here
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I don't have green hair
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>>35323878
no im a fat pudding with a hunchback posture
I dont even feel like a girl
considering going to prison to keep the chips away from me

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