>the teacher rolls this in what are you watching?

>>35324227
>BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL...

>>35324227
Gay midget porn ;)

>>35324227
The Bee movie in spanish

>>35324227

>le Bill Nye your moms a guy ecksdee

>>35324227
The teacher rolling a TV and VCR in on a cart

>>35324227
some math show with kings and queens

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

how did we all have the same experience

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>il grande Muzzy
That voice is just seared into my memories from my high school Italian classes.

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>>35324227
>The Princess Bride
Fuck that crappy movie.
Can't believe I used to think it was good.
The actors were nice, but screw the rest of it.

health class: what about bob?

business law: episodes of law & order

Dances With Wolves

6th grade never forget

the brave little toaster or some whale movie

>>35324344
>or some whale movie
elaborate?

The movie about puberty and sexual reproduction

>>35324371
Looking it up I'm pretty sure its Samson and sally

but its hazy memories

Friday Night Lights

every
fucking
time

>>35324227
homeward bound

>>35324227
10th grade history saving private ryan

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>be me in first grade
>school counselor comes in with tv
>turns on the tv and dvd player after trying to figure out how it works again after about five minutes
>video starts palying
>another
>fucking
>anti-smoking
>video

BUTTERFLY IN THE SKY
I CAN GO TWICE AS HIGH
TAKE A LOOK
ITS IN A BOOK

A READING RAINBOW

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>>35324329
>crappy movie
Fuck off.

>>35324227
Akira, the anime movie.

>>35324452
it was always the guaranteed "last day of class" movie
seriously though did they just give away those copies every were or something?

>>35324227
The animated version of the Koran.

>>35324600
It was better than actually doing something. I loved whenever they made us "watch" those shitty movies. I'd just draw in my notebook.

She's too young, high school health class

Getting land of mine

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We're watching robocop

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>>35324646
>liking The Princess Bride
>after the age of 12
Inconceivable! xDDxdXDDxDDD
Honestly, what do you find so good in that movie? Aside from it possibly being a childhood memory?

>>35324793
Prove that it's bad without referring to a meme.

>>35324793
its a fun little action flick, sorry thats too low brow for your tastes. are you for real?

>>35324227
In grade three not fucking Harry Potter (the first or second) because someone's parents were retarded and wouldn't let their kid watch fucking Harry Potter

>>35324313
There's an approved list of shows and movies that the DOE sends to every school, which is why everybody in America has seen Bill Nye and Supersize me

The Roman Polanski version of Romeo and Juliet. Other class got to watch the modern version.
>dem titties doe

>>35324810
>good guy is small and nimble
>one of the bad guys, played by Andre the Giant, is big and strong, towering over the protagonist
>good guy wins anyway
another instance is when the protagonist gets shocked to death due to immense voltage in the torture scene, but wow, he is actually actually alive!

Come on now...

Some does when he look like a?

>>35324719
>The animated version of the Koran.
no kidding?

>>35324227
>what are you watching?
Who the fuck cares. I'd see that tv rolling in and I knew it was gonna be a good day

welcome to the space jam

>>35324227
School of rock

fucking kill me, saw it about 10 times

>tfw getting excited to watch The Magic School bus

fuck yeah I loved that show

>>35324227
Some depressing black history month documentary about slavery or America during the civil rights movement.
I don't care what month it is, you shouldht show kids an R-rated film about black people being chained up and thrown into the ocean butt ass naked just because your professor at college was a black panther.

A talking pineapple that speaks and teaches me French.

Ontario peps here?

mfw we watched american history X in class while we were like 10 years old holy fuck the stunning silence during skull crack and male rape

saw "This is England" like 3 times in school

>>35324227
In my high school we had an infamous dolphin biology movie that our biology teacher would sometimes show. It was infamous because of the part of the movie demonstrating young dolphin sexuality (read: young sister dolphin being dry humped be her brother dolphin and his friend.)

Hot pussies in the snow part 2

>>35325013
i don't think anyone thinks the fucking princess bride is some kind of deep kino experience

movies don't have to be

it's perfectly okay for a film to be about good triumphing over evil. it's perfectly okay for a film to suspend reality for narrative convenience (you have to wonder what the purpose of film would be if 'good film' were required to submit permanently to the physical rules of 'real life')

obviously your subjective experience is your subjective experience but i would argue that movies aren't bad just because they rely on identifiable tropes or don't expose a morally gray universe or whatever

>>35325013
I'm not sure I understand. You think a fairy tale movie is a bad because it employs fairy tale cliches?

>>35324227
Remember the Titans or Dangerous minds

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>>35324227
>BBC Shakespeare Animated Tales Macbeth

Last of the Mohicans in US history class. Goodthymes

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Obviously there are three options:
1) The Wave
2) something about the holocaust
3) something about the oppression of the third world

>>35324719
>can't draw the main character
How does that work?

>there are people who can legally post here who won't understand this thread

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>>35324227
Probably this, origjanlk film

>Ctrl-F Magic School Bus
>only 1 result

What the hell, guys?

>>35327252
My nigga. Hypest show in elementary school.

>>35324227
"Shake Hands With Danger"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-FR3u3AGiY

american pie

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>>35328090
>tfw we had to watch the Macbeth TV movie

>>35324719
>>35329478
>The animated version of the Koran.

He's covered with a pixellated censorship mosaic.

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Do they still show those 70's educational cartoons? Some of those were trippy as fuck, yet strangely effective educational tools.

I credit some of those with vaccinating me against things like junk-food advertisements, alcohol, and dangerous driving.

>>35324227
Probably elf for the 30th time

>>35324227
Dinno
Dincare

Going to fucking sleep in the corner

>>35327753
Je suis un ananas?

I'm an Ausfag but our French teacher was French Canadian.

>>35324227
comfy documentaries about pre-historic hominidae

>tfw I miss my 5th grade history teacher

"girls have vagina and boys have penis. When kids grow things starts to happend down there. Girls seems to get interested in boys and other way around"

>>35327755
>mfw we watched american history X in class while we were like 10 years old holy fuck the stunning silence during skull crack and male rape

10 years old? WTF.

>>35324227
I remember the last thing I watched on one of these before every classroom had a smart board.

A wrinkle in time

Shrek, the Princess Bride, or remember the Titans

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>>35324332
>that one time the teacher didnt skip the sex scene and the class losts its shit

>>35324227
>Elementary School
Arthur or reading Rainbow while the teacher drinks coffee in the back
>Middle school
Usually Pay It Forward because it was most of the teacher's favorite movie and we watched it once a year, sometimes more.
>High School
Lion King in Spanish with no subtitles, every Friday until you like it.

The only thing we watched on this was The Magic School Bus or some National Geographic show

>>35332063
Seriously? I remember havin to get a permission slip signed just to watch Glory which was rated R and I don't remember it being that gory.

The pianist if it's history or some orwellian movie if it's English class

Any UK fags ever have that one that kept repeating

>KNOW YOUR BALLS
>CHECK EM OUT

Telling teenagers to fondle their balls

>>35324227
my will to live slowly fading

in sixth grade I watched that Hitler movie, it was called something list, but the teacher forgot to skip the part where the woman was laying in bed with no shirt on.

It was Schindler's list (I think)

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This is what I watched anyway

>>35324244
Classic, i remember watching a doc on the web of power companies have. Like GE actually makes nukes (or at least the bodies of them) for the US

>>35327244
>School of rock
Yeah, school of rock at least 20 times throughout school.
>>35332786
Pay it forward a few times too.

>>35333162
Roman Polanski's MacBeth is God Tier though

>>35324227
Friend says The Lorax, I say Magic School Bus.

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An Inconvenient Truth
>mfw

>>35324227
The first half of Cars.

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>Making Columbine a joke

That's what were gonna watch...
in the making

>tfw our female history teacher had us watch some shitty race mixing propaganda movie

>>35324227
A Clockwork Orange.

I still wonder what the teacher was thinking.

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>>35324227
>that part when where the guy gets head blown off by cannon fire