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idk you tell me anon

>>35326445
Cardio, light weight lifting, eating healthier foods

how do i stop being a skeleton and become a man?

seems fine to me desu

Like 2/10

>>35326495
fuk are u kidding me? i don't wanna have to shave it :(

if shes cool why not?

>>35326206
>this is also a man
jesus christ it looks better than a lot of women. guess im gay now

>>35326206
>They're

Way to make this post even worse

Sage

>>35326099
Jokes on you, my place has no windows.

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>>35326099
>its almost like your not a real robot if you dont completely isolate yourself from the world

OR it's almost like you're a complete faggot.

Maybe I like to look outside my window every once in a while you dumb nigger.

You can't tell me what to do, fuck off back to bleddit or wherever else you pulled this shitty meme from.

"Oh, you're not a real robot if you don't have curtains!"

Maybe you don't have a real penis you fucking micro-dicked faggot. I hope you choke on a cock and die you ponce.

>>35326099
>not using blinds

>>35326039
I'd love Caroline

>>35326054
i see you noah gundersen

>>35326039
Im in love with a fembot help

>>35325897
No it made me look like a retard and I got made fun of for it. If you're ugly people will see you as an autist, if you're attractive people will think you're alpha and don't give a fuck.

>>35325897
I'm, by my very nature, aloof. In the past, people have asked if I'm that way in order to get girls. It's not, it's just a coping mechanism because I'm too autistic to gracefully navigate most interactions, but that's not important, here; the perception is. I come across as very austere, stoic, and aloof.

I have had I want to say four girls interested in me in the past, but I was too socially stunted to pick up any of them at the time. I don't think it was due to aloofness, though. Additionally, as they interact with me, I do something wrong or offend them in some way, and they lose interest. Girls aren't exactly beating down my door.

I have a resting asshole face. This combined with having an aloof personality is awful and makes me seem extremely unapproachable. On the plus side since 99% of people wont try to talk to me it works out in my favor when I want to be left alone.

>>35325890

drowning pool
you, a pond, and full prescription of ambien.

>>35325911
how do you get a prescription?

>>35325911
Actually kekked, anon 1 OP 0

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>>35325840
>how do i sate cocklust alone?

with cock of course

>>35325860
i said alone! there needs to be other people for that

>>35325875
>i said alone! there needs to be other people for that
fingers
use your fingers to post on /r9k/ and find a bf

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Ain't we all. Ain't we all.

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>>35325764
You're on a planter with 7 billion other anons out there with the possibility of life out in the infinite cosmos

>you're anything but alone anon

>>35325764
Why do you feel alone?

>>35325548
Fedoralord
>redditor
>beta
>nice guy
>atheist
>feminist
Basically a nu-male

It's based on anecdotal evidence, but in my experience it holds true. Literally everybody I know who owns a fedora is/was a self righteous uphisownass atheist

I used to troll on Y!A and an atheist there unironically said *tips panama* after his long rant about Christians in my inbox.

This was back in 2009

>>35325436
solitude killed every good part of me

>>35325436

social isolation happened.

now i am retarded and it sucks.

I never had anything figured out.
i've always bumbled through and scraped by. I didn't have any aspirations of :making it" or "showing everyone".
i knew that i was destined for failure from the beginning. always been dumb as a rock

>>35325399
the south will rise again

original

>>35325399

i liked having long hair before i started going bald.

now it doesn't matter how I get it cut, it always looks like shit.

bump for interest

oreganoli

that's what women do when they want attention.

>work at McJob
>all of my male managers and the the single lesbian manager are all nice to me
>the only managers that are rude are straight females
Really influences me to ponder

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You scare them
Where I work people feel the need to talk/ make jokes/ make noises, I feel, to assure one another that they acknowledge one another and are willing to cooperate

i dont get this meme

olilinal

>tfw americans don't have their balls checked in school and army

>>35325320

they inspect penises at the start of the school year, not the end - it's a health and safety issue.

>>35325231

your parents suck dick dude

>>35325231
My mum did that to me at 18, as well.
I think it's a shitty thing to do, and that you should move out as soon as possible.
Or refuse to pay rent until they "evict" you.
Because even if she charges you rent, she will still treat you like a child.

>>35325231
Any age your parents want to. I'd say that you WON'T get charged rent if you're lucky. Get a fucking job or commit to higher ed.