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Say "Yeah".

>>35093986
I would an hero from heart attack

>>35093832
You did good OP, I'm proud of you

>>35093832
Kep up the good work anon

>>35093832

>Tfw you didnt exist

Nice try

>>35093746
I was born both male and female
I don't watch anime

>>35093746
>Must be born female and anime.
ftfy

>>35093759
>I was born both male and female
okay that may be passable so long as you're like 95% female

>>35093718
>house sitting a friend's house
>whenever I'm there I masturbate with her underwear
it's hotter than it looks in your japanese animes senpais

>tfw no panty sniffing bf

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>be me at work
>have crush on qt petite asian grill coworker
>one day notice her dirty work clothes hanging up in the break room
>seize the opportunity to sniff clothing
>it stinks like nasty BO, like a mouldy month old sock
>don't really have crush on her anymore

Is that a picture of a 9/10 Bulgarian? Shit I gotta move to Bulgaria - I'd be an 11/10.

stanley's philtrum is longer than his chin
rip stanley

>>35093788
>moving to gypsyland
Is it even worth the try?

As an actual reddit poster I am disgusted that you misogynists would ever "animefy" our beloved reddit symbol.

We don't need your visions of cute anime girls that you lonely virgins seem to force on everything.

Anime girls aren't cute. Not funny.

Get over it.

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>>35093667
> Quotes Reddit anime logo.

> Doesn't out a picture of bot-chan.

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>>35093599
>>>/tg/
Thank me later.

Isn't this the script for that skyrim mod? Really good, better than anything fuckin Bethesda could do.

>>35094039

>Isn't this the script for that skyrim mod?

Is it?

This thread TOMATOA GET OUT

>>35093570
>not posting the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q

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>>35093780
I really like seeing Jemaine pop up as characters every now and then

>>35093554
>Pepsi
Diet Coke master race

>>35093567
>Diet Coke

Jizz master race

>>35093491
drink more water, stop fapping, stop using shitty creams that do more harm than good, also a good tip i learned: after a shower dont dry rub with a towel, it kills skins, just pad your body/face and let it air dry

>>35093965
>fapping
Ayo hol up

>>35094435
Different person.

Fapping regularly gave me spots and now I make it go off once every 3 days and I have none on my face. I used to think it was coincidence but I've tried fapping marathons and they bring it all back. It must depend on the person

>>35093227
>>>/adv/, your thread belongs here.
PEWZE MOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>35093227
Another female here.
I weigh 98 pounds and my boyfriend weighs 196, so there is quite a difference between the two of us as well. I was worried I would be judged, but to be honest that judging is nothing compared to the love that we have. If you truly like him, go for it. Don't let other people get in the way.
The only problem I've had in our 4 years is that he eats way more than me. Sometimes I wish he could tone it down just a little bit, but what can you do I guess?

>>35093099
Penis.

Originally this post was shorter.

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have a little courage my friend

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>>35093126
Did you say BEnnnnis ?

>>35093057
No
Now get the fuck out and enjoy your life

>>35093057
No, because no-one can definitively state what consciousness is. Therefore, even though all the components that make up you have existed for a while, it's not automatically correct to say that you have been and will be eternal.

>>35093022
>I cry everytiem because I'm not happy

Kill yourself.

>>35093044

I want to. Your point?

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>>35093022

Probably kill yourself.

In all honesty if the hypothetical scenario of finally genociding all non-whites and Jews in giant gas chamber furnaces from the face of planet Earth and turning the entirety of Earth into an Aryan whites only Utopia under a natural hierarchical government that cultivates the ingenuity, brilliance and intelligence that is the white man's mind so we can finally start dreaming about sending humanity (real humanity - whites) to the stars and cosmos and beyond and finally reach the new frontier and the next step in human experience and evolution is a good hypothetical scenario, then yeah, you should probably kill yourself

>>35092875
Lighting makes a lot of difference to cameras. Most non-specialty lights have a CRI of less than 100, which is the ideal measurment. Anything other than 100 will either make you look pale, or oddly colored in some other way.

You'll notice that many women take photos in low-light areas with the flash on, because then they can blame the pale skin, etc on low light.

If you stare into the camera with an unnatural facial expression like a forced smile, of course you're gonna look bad on it. Try setting up the camera to take pictures of your face at random while you do other things. It will catch your face's natural expressions. You may even like how it looks.

>>35093245
Thanks. I saw myself in pictures made by others while i was not aware and the main factor is head tilt/position. If the camera catches me from a profile view my head looks bulbuous with rough features. I dont look that bad when facing the camera but yeah, really makes me think..