Feels thread
>be me
>Former 19 year old kissless virgin
>Start chatting up this girl I used to go to school with
>She dropped out sophomore year
>got GED and goes to uni
>Start chatting her up
>Tells me that she always thought I was cute and funny
>Say the same thing
>We go on dates
>She is always drunk/ high and I'm straight edge
>New years eve comes around and were making out in the back of my car and she wants to go further but I say no because she's drunk
>Continue talking and dating
>Tells me she's horny
>I say "only if you're sober"
>I go over her house
>She's stone cold sober
>we fuck in the back of my car
>Says I love you
>A couple weeks later I say happy one month
>"Anon we were never in a relationship... You never asked to be my boyfriend"
>Here I am assuming we were in a relationship when it turns out it was nothing
>become anxious mess
>lose 14 lbs in 2 months
>Parents become worried because I never leave the house, lost so much weight, and constantly talk about sadness
>Tell parents I'm fine
>I'm not though, I have no idea what she thinks of me and if I should just stop
>I stop messaging her and eventually she messages me and were friends I guess
>Tfw she sucks your dick and still puts you in the friend zone
>TL;DR she sucked my dick and put me in the friendzone
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Maybe I just don't get women and should probably kms
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>>35100359
The bitch's loss m8
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>>35100501
I guess your right... I've been really attached, and I've been trying to just drop all communication with her. I'll eventually find someone better, maybe
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As you read this post I am taking a big meaty shit.
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>>35100177
Stop spying on me, wtf.
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Why is there meat in your shit?
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>>35100177
AND I'M DOING THE DANKY LEG
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Who else here /gotgas/?
Any gas is acceptable, as long as you have it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRE7SJ7q3Ug
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>>35100112
Eating someones else's poop will fix your digestive system and you wont have gas anymore. It can also be tasty. Just make sure they don't have gas.
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>>35100112
I have this gas for you, Anon
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Been thinking about joining the army. Im 26 college grad. Any thoughts on this? Only branch im interested in.
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>>35099975
the army is no place for robots
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Why are people in the army such stuck up wannabe hardasses? They think being in the army makes them tough. I never see this in other branches. Its always the fucking armyfags.
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>>35099975
0311 or die kiddoo
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Do you like hurting other people?
Where are you right now?
Why are we having this conversation?
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>>35099935
Because you like referencing games anon
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>tfw dream of being hired by 50 blessings and going on rampages in buildings full of normie criminals, with no mercy
what is wrong with me
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>>35100220
severe case of the 'tisms
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>NOT ACCEPTING THIS MAN AS YOUR GOD
>NOT ACCEPTING THIS MAN AS YOUR SAVIOUR
>NOT ACCEPTING THIS MAN AS YOUR LORD HIGH GOD EMPORER
If you love Michael Rosen as much as I do, spread his good name by going into the "notable alumni" section on any university Wikipedia page and inserting Michael Rosen as a former student.
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>>35099846
i like obscure memes like michael rosen too anon
wouldnt accept him as a god
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>>35099846
WHEN IS THE ROSEN VENTURE 10 COMING?!
4CHAN IS A JAPANESE CULTURAL PROPERTY
FUCK OFF GOOKS THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING
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>>35099712
no fuck you lol
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Asians are cool!
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Why don't robots just become beggars? They make bank, and it's tax free
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>>35099654
Can you imagine having such a cute daughter grow up and start doing porn?
Is there a greater feeling of regret?
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>>35099654
desu I don't like leaving my room and having to interact w/ people and its not worth the risk
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>accidentally click on r9k
>a little curious so scroll for a little bit
Sad autism the board has a cool concept. The never repeat a post thing is neat. Too bad it's full of you fucks.
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>>35099603
who is pic related, reverse search = nothing
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>>35099624
Some anon's cousin or something lol
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>>35099603
>the board has a cool concept
unlike your life pleb
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Did you enjoy Deus Ex: Human Revolution?
>tfw you will never be augmented
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This game is a godsend, unlike Mankind Divided. The only better things were the gameplay and level design, everything else is a step backward.
>that hot therapist though
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>>35100285
>the only better aspects are the aspects that matter
m8
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>>35100342
>story doesn't matter in Deus Ex
m8
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Who else here /ocd/?
Pure O reporting in.
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>>35099583
what does your ocd make you do
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>>35099583
I have a type of OCD which revolves endlessly around my belief that I can give myself terrible diseases by worrying about them. Then conveniently the exact symptoms show up for added mindfuck.
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>>35099647
I obsess about anything. An eyelash in my eye to why people are mean to me. I constantly have a mock conversation that can be with anyone. It always winds up with them hurting me somehow, but it doesn't end there. Once the cycle starts it normally lasts for 6 hours until I can calm down. It's just trying to understand why I'm such a horrible person that deserves to be treated like trash. It never ends.
I need a gf fembot. Simple
Any fembots here want to be my girl? Or at least talk idk.
I'm gonna say I have a lot of things to offer, so yes Im a robot but I am a different one. And I'm kinda cute, not really ugly, so if some fembot is interested, please let me know!
>pic related, my body right now waiting for some fembot.
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I'll talk to you if you don't mind me being a transgirl
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>>35099534
I hope you get kidnapped by a pack of niggers and shot in their crack den.
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>>35099621
Can I see you first? I'm a bit horny. :^)
>>35099622
Are you jealous of my body, nigger?
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>Girl gains significant weight
>Most of the fat goes down in the body
>she gets more curvateous
>moar hips, thicc legs and ass
>still has a cute face like when shes was thin
>guy has a slight weight gain
>immediate belly, hanging tits, love handles, double chin
por que?
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becuase women are going to seem attractive no matter what, since they are pickier about sex due to the costs of pregnancy.
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>>35099506
Not really, though girls have a much easier time staying fit. No eating shit loads of protein, lift twice a week max and do cardio 3x a week and don't eat too many carbs.
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Hi, slash /r9k/ im a girl and guys dont really like me, what am i doing wrong dates?
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on dates***
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>>35099410
this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJspm0iP5hE
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>>35099478
wow that is creepy, thanks.................im just trying to get by...
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Would you rather be with a girl who's had sex with 100 white guys, or a girl who's had sex with 1 black guy?
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>>35099402
1000 black guys so she can cuck me with them also
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>>35099402
1 Black guy the fuck?
That way we're both still relatively new at this, we figure out what each other's turn-ons are.
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>>35099469
This is a /pol/ question.
They'd rather be with some white whore because she never touched a black guy.