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Anonymous
2017-03-01 05:20:51 Post No.35217176
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:20:51 Post No. 35217176 [Report] [View this topic]

So what I thought was my only close circle of friends went on a trip together without even mentioning it to me. Is a life of self dependence and isolation optimal at this point?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:21:50 Post No.35217190
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>>35217176
No

But suicide is

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:23:44 Post No.35217225
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>>35217176
>Is a life of self dependence and isolation optimal at this point?

It was always optimal, your self-worth must be internalized first to truly achieve a meaningful life

Anonymous
2017-03-01 05:19:56 Post No.35217162
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:19:56 Post No. 35217162 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is /a/ so elitist about anime?

>they hate streamers
>they hate dubs
>they hate anime if a manga exists
>they hate casual fans

Had to post this here because /a/ mods would delete thread.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:23:27 Post No.35217220
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>>35217162
They have the same iq about anime as r9k with social interaction

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>>35217162
Because they view it as a niche interest still, while in reality anime has been gradually becoming more mainstream.

As a result, to prevent an onslaught of people who don't fit in with the original audience of outcasts and losers, they become elitist to make them leave, and keep their interest somewhat like it used to be, with a board dedicated to them. It's a backlash against who they perceive as the intruders ruining their niche interest. You've seen the same thing with gaming in the last couple of decades, no doubt.

It's the same reason why this board doesn't want normies here, it dilutes the product.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:27:07 Post No.35217275
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>>35217162
Because they need to validate their manchild interests.

Anonymous
2017-03-01 05:19:26 Post No.35217158
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:19:26 Post No. 35217158 [Report] [View this topic]

>random call
>woman
>"hi, this is samantha about your auto insurance
MAKE IT STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:23:15 Post No.35217217
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a mans hat.

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>>35217158
>random call
>say hello
>few moments of silence
>"h-hello, are you there?"
>oh good, a real person
>"yes I'm here, who is this?"
>"hi this is samantha. i'm calling about your auto insurance"

They are getting smarter.

Anonymous
/poopfisting/ 2017-03-01 05:14:21 Post No.35217096
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/poopfisting/ Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:14:21 Post No. 35217096 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>12 years old
>gently self fucking
>couple fingers slip in
>feelsgood.jpg
>decide to get a little more intense
>stick all five digits in anus
>continue to put my palm in
>wrist deep
>feel something inside me
>grab it
>proceed to pull out a 7in poopoo
>lick it to check vintage
>'72 with an aromatic finish
>eat half
>mash the other half on my peeper
>finish masturbating
>eat poo/cum cocktail

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:16:45 Post No.35217129
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>>35217096
Why am i on this board jfc

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:18:34 Post No.35217150
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>>35217096
I wish i had saved that image of a guy fishing poo out of portapotties and mixing it with someones semen he kept in his butt and eating it

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:20:27 Post No.35217168
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>>35217150
I could get down on that

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2017-03-01 05:12:54 Post No.35217077
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:12:54 Post No. 35217077 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do women BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP so much these days? What changed?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:16:05 Post No.35217117
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Just because an anonymous poster posted "BRRRRAAAAPPP"

it does not mean she actually brap'd anon.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:13:48 Post No.35217907
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>>35217077
I would pay her to sit on my face

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:15:14 Post No.35217927
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>>35217077
veganism

Anonymous
2017-03-01 04:52:34 Post No.35216807
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:52:34 Post No. 35216807 [Report] [View this topic]

I've kept up an act in my school for like 4 years now, pretending to like everyone, always answer when someone questions me something and in general just be very nice. To be honest, it started getting annoying a few months ago. My question now is, how do I break up the contact to my class so that they likely will never speak to me again? I'd like to not be in jail so plz no school shooting thanks.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:54:39 Post No.35216839
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:54:39 Post No.35216839 [Report]

Spread nudes off yourself/classmates

Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:55:13 Post No.35216851
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:55:13 Post No.35216851 [Report]

I guess just drop the act and say what you actually think.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:58:57 Post No.35216899
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>>35216839
>Implying I actually have nudes from other people
I might've kept up a good guy act, but man im still not a god.
>>35216851
Yeah that was my go to, still don't wanna use it as a first option as I have a high risk to be beaten up by some fucking idiots. So I'd rather try something that isn't bad for my physical health first.

Anonymous
2017-03-01 04:49:32 Post No.35216764
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:49:32 Post No. 35216764 [Report] [View this topic]

>friends with girl from childhood, shes 7 or 8/10
>probably friendzoned but dont care as she is my only friend
>she keeps showing me texts from her exes, her orbiters, etc because she thinks its funny
>theyre so fucking retarded and text like "show me that pic of the black panties again plzzzzz" "fuck you bitch" "i was just joking its jus fun" "ill block you then BYE"
>in actuality she has sent nudes or fucked a lot of them

most chads text like 12 year olds and still get nudes and laid... I hate this bitch so much

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:59:01 Post No.35216902
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>>35216764
>show me that pic of the black panties again plzzzzz
Wait, does Chad not know how to save images?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:11:09 Post No.35217059
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>>35216902
maybe he just couldnt find it when he has a folder of 50000 nudes.

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>>35216764
>dating this girl
>she thinks it's funny when guys flirt with her
>shows me all the messages of random guys asking her for nudes
>won't show me messages from this one guy
>ask her about it
>"I just don't like it when people snoop"
>redflag.jpg
>reactively break up with her on the spot
>crying ensues

no more gf

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2017-03-01 04:42:38 Post No.35216664
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:42:38 Post No. 35216664 [Report] [View this topic]

How to accept that you will die? Why even bother if you will?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:04:11 Post No.35216966
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I really don't care. All things die, it's just the cycle of life. If I'm going to die, or can die at any second including as I'm typing this, then why not live life to the fullest?

I suppose that's the core of the "black pill".

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:23:35 Post No.35217223
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Death. Death is my mistress. I dream of her nightly. I will reunite with her some day

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2017-03-01 04:40:37 Post No.35216639
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:40:37 Post No. 35216639 [Report] [View this topic]

If there existed a pill, that made all your emotions go away..
>no more sad
>depressed
>angry
>tfw no gf
..would you take it?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:46:47 Post No.35216720
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no, because I have drugs to provide artificial happiness so I don't really need something else

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>>35216639
Isn't that what SSRIs do?

RockstarPapi (ID: !!P3Lgw33ifbp)
2017-03-01 04:38:11 Post No.35216610
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RockstarPapi (ID: !!P3Lgw33ifbp) 2017-03-01 04:38:11 Post No. 35216610 [Report] [View this topic]

ok im a rapper tryna live out my dreams, can robots show my new single some love?

https://soundcloud.com/rockstar-papi

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:56:10 Post No.35216860
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>>35216610
did you just ruin this board single handedly? get off you fucking niggerfaggot

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>>35216610
niggerfaggot fatass go get skinny again in nigeria

RockstarPapi (ID: !!P3Lgw33ifbp) 2017-03-01 05:30:38 Post No.35217313
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>>35216860
>>35216953
wtf, fuck off my thread

Anonymous
2017-03-01 04:05:46 Post No.35216187
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:05:46 Post No. 35216187 [Report] [View this topic]

>Wanna sleep so I don't have to think
>Can't sleep because I'm thinking
:^(

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>>35216187
I heard sucking dick helps you to fall asleep

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>>35216187
Learn to meditate my dude
Literally never have this problem anymore

Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:08:47 Post No.35216220
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>Think I wanna sleep
>Don't wanna sleep because I won't be able to think

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:02:06 Post No. 35216130 [Report] [View this topic]

We're taking the board back from the normies. Let's hear the loudest autistic screeching you can do.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:03:40 Post No.35216957
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s04Mm8Zyw682

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>>35216130
>implying trumptards aren't the biggest normies

back to r/thedonald

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:16:09 Post No.35217118
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>support capitalist antiNEETbux proMarriageFamily Trump
>against normies

wut

Anonymous
Anyone remember me 2017-03-01 04:01:06 Post No.35216117
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Anyone remember me Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:01:06 Post No. 35216117 [Report] [View this topic]

I took your advice r9k

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>>35216117
Oh yeah sidewaysfag. What up

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>>35216117
absolutely madman!

>falling for dentist meme
>falling for the staying alive meme
>falling for any advice ever meme

folks, you can't make this shit up.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:33:27 Post No. 35215715 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you're slowly getting older and older each day and there is nothing you can do to stop it

>the chances you had yesterday to do something special are now gone, gone forever

>each day is 24 hours where you, YOU decide what youre gonna do

>each day gone is a day wasted

we only have one shot in this world... and were all fucking it up

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