Blackbot thread? Blackbot thread.
How are you brothas doing today? Anyone get a gf yet?
>>35265139
Why do so many robots hate black people when they beat the shit out of stacies like this?
>>35265175
I don't know man. Its the main blackbot pastime where I live.
>tfw you will never be a qt mage
Jokes on you. I was a cute mageeach time I roleplayed in a morpg
>>35265101
>you will never gain arcane powers
>>35265274
Is magic viable in test, is the rp community nice ?
>>35265101
>Tfw can't raise the dead to get a qt rottytops gf
I'm tired of opening my door at the exact same time as my roommate!! WHY IS HE ALWAYS HOME AT THE SAME TIME I AM?!
>>35265100
He knows, the cameras OP, RUN
>>35265100
He loves you OP but he's too shy to go knock on your door and talk to you so he memorized your daily routine so that he can see you every day
>>35265118
He was literally just standing in the doorway waiting for me. I'm starting to get scared.
Can a retard feel retarded?
What if i'm somehow retarded but I can't realize that i have a mental handicap?
I have the same feel
And you'll never know for sure because if someone insists you're not retarded, how do you know if they're telling the truth?
My parents always insisted that I was sooo smart, but they gave me a pic related and hired social workers (i.e. babysitters) to take me places. One of them was my age. It was humiliating.
I think being aware of your condition is a good sign though
>>35265097
It depends on how well you do things relative to others since intelligence is relative.
>finally shaved my messy facial hair
>got a haircut
>started showering
>stopped wearing clothes with food stains on them
All of a sudden people have started talking to me more. People come up to me and ask for directions, old ladies in the supermarket ask me to reach something high up for them or put something heavy in their trolley, unknown people in the halls say "hi" to me when walking past, and people in the sauna start conversations with me.
I-i-i-is this what it feels like to be normal?
>>35265094
I do all of those things and nobody even knows I exist.
>>35265153
It's weird, I can't even go anywhere without people starting a conversation with me now. I'm not even good-looking, maybe I just look really nice/approachable
so, there's this magical place, where robots come together, watch movies, chat, and share memes.. we also listen to music and watch weebtoons together...i'll leave this link here for any that might be interested, check it out, remember to say hi when u join:
https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoompic is a screenshot of websitealso, click on LD to switch the stream to HD
join for shitty screenshots
>>35265018
>someone saved my OC
Deciding on next activity now, join for poll
Why don't we just start shooting illegal spics trying to come in over the border? As soon as we kill a significant enough amount they'll fuck off once and for all
Go ahead and man that long border with your guns and shoot anyone you come across
>>35264981
I was thinking we should just put a bunch of landmines there.
Refry some beans
>>35265158
This is exactly what I thought should be done. Unfortunately though there are some retarded international laws against land mines. But since a significant number of illegals get in legally and overstay their visa, I think they should just all be denied entry on top of whatever border defences are put in place.
>Step on scale
>Broke the big 300 lbs
I remember telling myself I would never get this big, but it just happened.
>>35264942
Stop eating you fat fuck
asdfl
>>35264942
meh you can lose weight
I can't fixed my fucked up teeth or my hepatitis c
>>35264942
>just happened
Brazil here Why we can't just go to war with America?
Because your country would be destroyed beyond repair if that happened.
Actually, it kind of already is fucked beyond repair.
>>35264924
because your country is a fucking shithole full of trash and monkeys that have no value
really makes me hmmmm
What is the difference between a NEET and a wagecuck? A NEET builds. A wagie asks, "Where is my share?" A NEET creates. A wageslave says, "What will my coworkers think?" A NEET invents. A wagecuck says, "Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of Mr. Shekelstein..."
>>35264913
And wagies will feel entitled to all the credit.
>>35264913
>A NEET builds
No they don't.
>>35265165
we built this board with our words. You just come here and enjoy our labors.
What's the male equivalent of "riding the cock carousel"? I've been going on POF dates with a guy who used to be in a popular fraternity and partied often. He knows I'm wholesome so it's the cliche of looking for someone to settle with because he's finishing up college soon. I'm afraid that I won't be as sex driven as the white-girl-wasted cum guzzling stacys.
All I have is
> "marching in the pussy parade"
>>35264910
>she thinks a chad will just settle on 1 woman for the rest of his life
>>35264910
I don't really have an answer for you or know what POF means but don't feel the need to put out just because he's been with a few sluts before. Wait until marriage, if you don't you'll probably end up like the other girls. If he's not willing to wait until marriage, he's not the right guy for you.
riding the pussy train
"I like spending time with you. You're my special friend. But I love Adam."
Tell me your's
She said "I know what's like to be dead, I know what it is to be sad"
And she's making me feel like I've never been born.
>>35264897
"Just saying, I don't want to fuck you."
>>35264939
Beatles?
what makes apanese culture so superior to western culture on so many aspects
Japan has an almost non-existent jewish diaspora
>>35264884
never having developed proper shoes.
>mfw shower not grower
>even when I'm hard, it's literally just average (5.5 inches, 5 inch circum)
Holy fuck, my dick is small as fuck when I'm flaccid, it's bullshit, it's utter bullshit
>>35264864
I have an above average erect penis, but when flacid it looks like a 10 year old dick. It makes me nervous to change around people because I fear they would assume I have small dick
>>35265588
This. I always give my dick a few tugs when I'm at a public toilet. Just in case...
>>35265588
I look like I have a 10 year old dick regardless.
>yfw your oneitis gets taken by the new guy at work
life is a joke and i'm the punchline.
>>35264853
>You sat there and waited like a bitch
>He came in and made a move quickly
>You bitch about it, despite having an eternity to have made a move
>>35264853
You wouldn't have gotten her anyway anon.
IF a girl likes you she will make it very obvious.
>>35264880
this tbqfahwymd