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>Welcome home sir
What do?
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>>35291432
y-you toooriginal comment do not steal
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>>35291455
I'm teling Janny
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>>35291432
*diarrhoeas on the floor*
Get to it
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>tfw gf would just throw off my comfy
Who else /happy alone/?
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>>35291398
I try to pretend I am
>20
Been thinking about working out, might help
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I'd like to be able to manipulate women into sex but I have no interest in having a gf.
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Who else /ascended/ here?
I'll always be alone, and it's fine.
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how the FUCK do I learn to draw?
I want to get into the trap doujin scene, I feel that it's going to be very lucrative in the near future and I want to capitalize on that
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Try drawabox.com, that's how I started
If you need genital references for drawing pm me ;)
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>>35291389
>learn the basics of anatomy
>be able to draw human figure at will
>learn how to draw manga style anatomy
>be able to draw manga figure at will
>use imagination and create
takes a while to hit each step but there's your guide
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>>35291417
>pm me ;)
sent ;-)
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I've done it. I have ascended. I know longer want a gf. I am fully content to spend my life focusing on myself. Learning languages, reading subjects which I find interesting, writing, observing nature, and advancing my career.
Women are essential to the furthering of the human race, but only with Chad. People like us are not meant for that life. We must embrace living for ourselves, now. Join me.
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This is what they call a "refractory period", anon. You'll feel normal again in the morning
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>>35291322
Same here Anon. I join the ranks of the patrician brotherhood who advances the world
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>>35291356
This message does not come to you 'post-fap', brother. It's from years of contemplation, suffering, joy, and eventually, peace.
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if dubs i go to the donut parlor
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>>35291310
hehe no dontes fur u
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>>35291414
r-rull
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>>35291480
No re-rullz for you.
eat silica gel instand
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analysis paralysis
avoidant personality disorder
What the fuck is wrong with me. I think about how I'm going to fix my life, the details of projects i need to do, etc and i never get around to doing shit
>NEET is a mental disorder
i'm a whiny bitch
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Therapy is the only way. Maybe even the outpatient program at the mental hospital.
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what will you do when drumpf stops you from getting any neetbux gimmedats?
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red flags for women
>she doesn't like children
>she likes traveling
>she lost her virginity in high school
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>>35291275
Wait I thought everyone likes travelling right?
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>>35291275
>she doesn't want to commit suicide with you at a mutually agreed time while hugging and listening to sad ambient
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>>35291314
exactly anon
otregano
>tfw no money
>tfw no gf
>tfw live with parents
>tfw no job
>tfw no siblings
>tfw parents always arguing
>tfw haven't showered in 17 days
>tfw dropped out of highschool
How to recover?
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>>35291239
get G.E.D.
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>>35291239
How old are you?
Getting a GED is extremely easy. Beyond that, if you have a community college near you, go that route. Additionally, look for part-time work, which the school you go to can potentially set you up with.
Once you have your associate degree, especially if you do well, you have a lot of freedom to go where you please, education-wise. You can even get a bachelor's from a good school from the comfort of your bedroom, if you'd like.
Once you have a degree, none of that shit matters. You can work on the rest as it presents itself. Maybe you'll meet a girl in the process, you'll be able to find a job during and especially at the end if you choose a major wisely, and your parents are none of your direct concern, necessarily. That's between them.
Also, go take a fucking shower before taking the GED test, as well.
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>tfw I'm black and am more successful than the majority of white people here
LMAO
>tfw I have money
>tfw I have an older mommy gf
>tfw I have a job
>tfw I can take a nice shower daily
>tfw finished high school and graduated college
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>19
>be annoyed over how much of a robot I am
>mum is also a robot
>tells me to just "accept it" like she did
MY FUCKING MOTHER WANTS ME TO ACCEPT THE ROBOT LIFESTYLE
WHY
GOD DAMN IT WHY DID SHE LEAVE MY SISTERS DAD
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>>35291224
Is she autistic? Hot ugly?
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She's not a robot, she's had sex, which resulted in you
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>>35291224
>mum is also a robot
>tells me to just "accept it" like she did
kek
Tell her she's is the provethat women have easier life, a girl can be shy and introvert and still have suitors.
Also what do you mean "she's a robot"? how does she behave?
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I got peyronie's disease but I slowly bent it back over 3 months of death grip edging
now the bent side has thick smooth cartilage (from peyronie) and its a lot bigger than the other (without looking weird)
how do I get cartilage in the other?
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>>35291203
>I got peyronie's disease but I slowly bent it back over 3 months of death grip edging
maybe you should ask the doc before doing shit like this
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>>35291293
most people treat it like its incurable
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>>35291293
>ey dock, my dick is bent, should I bend it back?
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where my /trial/ boys at?
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hey OP! im here! /trial/ ready for you!
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>>35291169
Can you explain what you mean. Sorry I'm not following ya
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Is this true? It doesn't seem wrong? Am I alone in thinking this?
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>>35291098
yes ure a right again anon u win
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>>35291098
There are small details and nuances that do not seem accurate, but the general concept is correct.
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Let's be honest here, originally.
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go back to /b/ faggot
originality is a myth
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Every furry I've met was a short-tempered brainlet. Your image is factually incorrect, OP.
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>>35291093
put dicks on the last one
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OK. Let's try this out. Who do you look up?
Post a person you look up to. Be honest or post troll posts if you can at least be funny about it.
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I don't look up to anyone because I've given up on life.
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Myself in 10 years
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i'm far too arrogant and distrusting to think highly of other people
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Redpill me on 2D girls. Are they really as degenerate as 3DPD?
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>>35290993
>Are they really as degenerate as 3DPD?
NO. They are PURE.
But sometimes bullies draw very degenerate pictures of them. These are NOT canon.
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2d girls never fail cause they always please
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>>35291048
This OP. He speaks the truth.