red flags for women
>she doesn't like children
>she likes traveling
>she lost her virginity in high school
>>35291275
Wait I thought everyone likes travelling right?
>>35291275
>she doesn't want to commit suicide with you at a mutually agreed time while hugging and listening to sad ambient
>>35291314
exactly anon
otregano
>>35291275
>shes human
oreginoli
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
liberal;SJW;left leaning jew (probably most jews then)
pig nose
tattoos
fat
short hair
complex sexual history;had an abortion
democrat;LGBT-junk supporter
breast implants
those SJW-like big hole-in-the-ear-earrings
did I mention fat?
has kids
is older and "ready to settle down" after living a perverse life
before-hand
twilight fan;harry potter fan (just to be safe)
naruto fan (just to be sure);yaoi fan
bad hygiene
unemployed or unemployable; lazy;bad work ethic
grouchy / bitchy
NO FATTIES
illegal alien (although I might bone one. Good luck getting a damn green card because of me, bitch.)
supporters of illegal aliens
likes soccer
bad personality
no creativity / boring / expects the guy to pretty much entertain her 100% of the time
no ambitions
not religious
previous boyfriend had a fedora (like those guys even get women, amirite?)
has an ugly ass mother (because you can't be too sure)
DAMN FATTIES.
ADHD (did this once; was horrible mistake)
Borderline personality disorder (didn't know one girl had one.HORRIBLE, MONSTROUS MISTAKE.)
bad with children (I don't necessarily want kids, but if she can't
handle someone with a room temperature IQ and the basic ability to learn, go away)
TOO career oriented / working woman
passionless;unemotional (within reason, no crazies)
Overweight bitches AT ALL
Sephiroth / Cloud fanatic;sonic the hedgehog fanatic;pokemon fanatic
(I'm okay with her liking these games, also the Sanic games, but no
female Chris Chans in the making)
impatient
fat
a limp noodle sexually
anything degenerate (sexually or otherwise IDGAF)
feminist
doesn't shave;owns a vibrator
ham beast / planet / galaxy
lack of empathy;lack of sympathy;lack of boobage
smells funny (especially from crotch. Don't ask.)
likes yuri
supports Yuri from Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 (haha); any
piercings other than a pair of earrings
ugly misshapen boobs;ugly moles that make my OCD crack up to 11
likes Oprah and other like bitches
real fat!!!